Jeremy
@ansur9x.bsky.social
Vell, he's just zis guy, you know?
Chocolate hummus enthusiast.
Chocolate hummus enthusiast.
They can throw Clinton and Trump in the same jail cell.
December 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
They can throw Clinton and Trump in the same jail cell.
My nephew finishes the graphic novels I send and he can summarize them to his mom. It keeps him reading for fun. So I keep buying him more. He loved The Last Ronin and Absolute Batman and Superman. Next up is Swamp Thing.
December 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My nephew finishes the graphic novels I send and he can summarize them to his mom. It keeps him reading for fun. So I keep buying him more. He loved The Last Ronin and Absolute Batman and Superman. Next up is Swamp Thing.
My President, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho.
a man stands behind a podium with the presidential seal on it
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December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My President, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho.
Did they make it look remotely like a Mustang?
December 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Did they make it look remotely like a Mustang?
Yeah, I saw you're up to a 10th printing for issue 1. Congrats. Two of the comic stores I went to said they sold out of Absolute Batman 15 the day they came out. Glad I have a subscription set up.
December 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Yeah, I saw you're up to a 10th printing for issue 1. Congrats. Two of the comic stores I went to said they sold out of Absolute Batman 15 the day they came out. Glad I have a subscription set up.
It's in the 60s all this week in Denver. In December.
December 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It's in the 60s all this week in Denver. In December.
We've seen Spiderman not hold back before and it's pretty brutal. Storm going for the kill would be nuts. She could hit the place you're hiding in with a tornado.
December 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We've seen Spiderman not hold back before and it's pretty brutal. Storm going for the kill would be nuts. She could hit the place you're hiding in with a tornado.
They're killing people because they like to kill. Then making up reasons.
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
They're killing people because they like to kill. Then making up reasons.
No such thing as an actual ethical billionaire.
December 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
No such thing as an actual ethical billionaire.
Did they cut costs on the glue holding the cars together?
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Did they cut costs on the glue holding the cars together?
"You going to drop $10k off the price or call Trump a liar?"
Nazi car salesmen hate when you use this one trick.
Nazi car salesmen hate when you use this one trick.
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"You going to drop $10k off the price or call Trump a liar?"
Nazi car salesmen hate when you use this one trick.
Nazi car salesmen hate when you use this one trick.
Guns n Roses was playing in Walmart when I was grocery shopping.
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Guns n Roses was playing in Walmart when I was grocery shopping.
I'd watch movies with Joel and make up funny lines for them. Then when we ran out of cheesy movies I'd go murderous.
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I'd watch movies with Joel and make up funny lines for them. Then when we ran out of cheesy movies I'd go murderous.
I wouldn't come here. Nothing stopping the SS/ICE from kidnapping you and sending you to a prison in El Salvador.
There's not much stopping him from doing that to citizens here.
There's not much stopping him from doing that to citizens here.
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I wouldn't come here. Nothing stopping the SS/ICE from kidnapping you and sending you to a prison in El Salvador.
There's not much stopping him from doing that to citizens here.
There's not much stopping him from doing that to citizens here.
It's all fun and games until they find an actual gateway.
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It's all fun and games until they find an actual gateway.
I changed the starter motor on a Dodge Shadow with one of these.
Before YouTube and LLMs, we had books.
Before YouTube and LLMs, we had books.
December 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I changed the starter motor on a Dodge Shadow with one of these.
Before YouTube and LLMs, we had books.
Before YouTube and LLMs, we had books.
Would they find me repeatedly saying Donald J. Trump, the narcissist pedophile, is a murderer? I hope not.
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Would they find me repeatedly saying Donald J. Trump, the narcissist pedophile, is a murderer? I hope not.
A combination of better movies and cleaner bathrooms.
And lower the fucking volume a bit. I don't go without earplugs now.
And lower the fucking volume a bit. I don't go without earplugs now.
December 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A combination of better movies and cleaner bathrooms.
And lower the fucking volume a bit. I don't go without earplugs now.
And lower the fucking volume a bit. I don't go without earplugs now.
Imagine how ridiculous he'd look in a tan suit. Can someone AI that image and put them side-by-side?
December 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Imagine how ridiculous he'd look in a tan suit. Can someone AI that image and put them side-by-side?
Stock was already running low when I went this morning. Probably people like me grabbing 4 different covers.
December 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Stock was already running low when I went this morning. Probably people like me grabbing 4 different covers.
I still write in cursive to be super woke.
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I still write in cursive to be super woke.
Assuming we have free elections, yes.
Cognitive dissonance is a requirement for cult followers.
Cognitive dissonance is a requirement for cult followers.
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Assuming we have free elections, yes.
Cognitive dissonance is a requirement for cult followers.
Cognitive dissonance is a requirement for cult followers.
Discovery was a fun show until the time travel. Then she's been in the future long enough (off screen) to "know" everyone and everything they need to solve every problem. Burnham went from a character to a Mary Sue when the rest of the crew joined her in the future. Stopped watching.
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Discovery was a fun show until the time travel. Then she's been in the future long enough (off screen) to "know" everyone and everything they need to solve every problem. Burnham went from a character to a Mary Sue when the rest of the crew joined her in the future. Stopped watching.
