Thighclops
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I dont have many new SMs left in me but let’s see. 🥴
Dabadabado dabadabado frinfrinmishka nah let me not play I do enjoy “Iam the stripclub” 🤭
Name 5 Iggy songs, 🔫 pointing to your head
Iggy Azalea Swears Off Returning to Music: 'I Don't Want to Come Back'
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/jael...
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/jael...
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Dabadabado dabadabado frinfrinmishka nah let me not play I do enjoy “Iam the stripclub” 🤭
Let’s fly Bae 😩
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Let’s fly Bae 😩
The humor. Earlier this week I was at the barbershop and my phone went off. The ringtone is just some generic ringtone but literally the whole shop was clowning me. Someone asked if I worked for the Fire Department. Omg they had me rolling 😭 We will joke about anything.
Black people, what’s your favorite thing about being black?
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The humor. Earlier this week I was at the barbershop and my phone went off. The ringtone is just some generic ringtone but literally the whole shop was clowning me. Someone asked if I worked for the Fire Department. Omg they had me rolling 😭 We will joke about anything.
@epereza22.blacksky.app Espera, queria hacer una sesion de Accion de Gracias de nosotros en espanol, pero lo olvide.
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
@epereza22.blacksky.app Espera, queria hacer una sesion de Accion de Gracias de nosotros en espanol, pero lo olvide.
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Reminder TUDAY is the last day to eat leftovers. Don’t die eating leftovers on Monday through Friday.
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Reminder TUDAY is the last day to eat leftovers. Don’t die eating leftovers on Monday through Friday.
Idk why this is their new thing. Fucking move! 🫠 I try not to get loud with them because I don’t want to to associate attention with being in front of the TV but bitch. 😒
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Idk why this is their new thing. Fucking move! 🫠 I try not to get loud with them because I don’t want to to associate attention with being in front of the TV but bitch. 😒
Me in about 30 mins 😮💨
I want grits eggs and bacon or sausage
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Me in about 30 mins 😮💨
Umm a fascinating read but my goodness.
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Our student theatre group had the bright idea of using actual knives on stage for authenticity. The blade missed my aorta by about a centimetre
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Umm a fascinating read but my goodness.
I love an activity as a first date. You learn so much by observing. One of my best first dates we went grocery shopping. It was interesting and very revealing. He called tofu “two foe” and it was a wrap for me but I had a good time. 😂
I think a 1st date to an escape room is appropriate. I need to see what that brain do?!
a woman is crying while singing into a microphone .
ALT: a woman is crying while singing into a microphone .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I love an activity as a first date. You learn so much by observing. One of my best first dates we went grocery shopping. It was interesting and very revealing. He called tofu “two foe” and it was a wrap for me but I had a good time. 😂
Again let’s be clear the Biden Admin let him in but the Trump admin gave him asylum.
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services has halted all asylum decisions, the agency's director, Joseph Edlow, said on Friday.
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services has halted all asylum decisions, agency director says
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services has halted all asylum decisions, the agency's director, Joseph Edlow, said on Friday.
reut.rs
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Again let’s be clear the Biden Admin let him in but the Trump admin gave him asylum.
Wayment I never thought about this. What’s up with these restaurants NEVER having some Black Friday deal? Or Mother’s Day etc lissen I might hit the streets from some Black Friday jalapeno poppers 😂
No restaurants having a Black Friday deal?!
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Wayment I never thought about this. What’s up with these restaurants NEVER having some Black Friday deal? Or Mother’s Day etc lissen I might hit the streets from some Black Friday jalapeno poppers 😂
I love how today feels like a Sunday and it’s only Friday. This break is about to be real cute. Lemme tip in the kitchen and get me a lil thc drink 😬
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I love how today feels like a Sunday and it’s only Friday. This break is about to be real cute. Lemme tip in the kitchen and get me a lil thc drink 😬
Mind you the Trump administration gave that person asylum earlier this year. Biden let him and Trump said you can stay. Yet they are saying this is Biden’s fault which even that isn’t really it because after they vet they let you do your think. Clearly something happened in the past four years since
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Mind you the Trump administration gave that person asylum earlier this year. Biden let him and Trump said you can stay. Yet they are saying this is Biden’s fault which even that isn’t really it because after they vet they let you do your think. Clearly something happened in the past four years since
I’m consistent on this Parasite Eve would have me running to the store. 😮💨
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I’m consistent on this Parasite Eve would have me running to the store. 😮💨
I went down a rabbit hole learning about Al Roker. In 2013 He had gastric bypass surgery and shortly after he shat himself while in the Press Room at the White House. He went to the bathroom, threw out the underwear and went commando. I definitely missed this story and I’m going to bed.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a camera with the letter n on his pocket square
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a camera with the letter n on his pocket square
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November 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I went down a rabbit hole learning about Al Roker. In 2013 He had gastric bypass surgery and shortly after he shat himself while in the Press Room at the White House. He went to the bathroom, threw out the underwear and went commando. I definitely missed this story and I’m going to bed.
Alright enough is enough who am I eating for Thanksgiving? 🧐 There won’t be leftovers.
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Alright enough is enough who am I eating for Thanksgiving? 🧐 There won’t be leftovers.
Doug opened packages and rolled meats. Ikdr we play to our strengths. You rolled up those deli meats nice and pretty. 😂 Those bowls look nice.
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Doug opened packages and rolled meats. Ikdr we play to our strengths. You rolled up those deli meats nice and pretty. 😂 Those bowls look nice.
This is a similar response he had about CK and when Kimmel commented on that folks said he was making fun of someone’s murder. The President is a morale job in addition to the great power the position has.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This is a similar response he had about CK and when Kimmel commented on that folks said he was making fun of someone’s murder. The President is a morale job in addition to the great power the position has.
I just knew I was getting Squidward. Mr Krabs works also. 😂
SpongeBob unveils zodiac signs as SpongeBob characters:
• SpongeBob - Gemini
• Patrick - Sagittarius
• Sandy - Aries
• Squidward - Taurus
• Mrs. Puff - Cancer
• Pearl - Leo
• Karen - Virgo
• Mermaid Man - Libra
• Plankton - Scorpio
• Mr. Krabs - Capricorn
• Bubble Buddy - Aquarius
• Gary - Pisces
• SpongeBob - Gemini
• Patrick - Sagittarius
• Sandy - Aries
• Squidward - Taurus
• Mrs. Puff - Cancer
• Pearl - Leo
• Karen - Virgo
• Mermaid Man - Libra
• Plankton - Scorpio
• Mr. Krabs - Capricorn
• Bubble Buddy - Aquarius
• Gary - Pisces
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I just knew I was getting Squidward. Mr Krabs works also. 😂
Shortrib potato cabbage corn hash 😮💨
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Shortrib potato cabbage corn hash 😮💨
Is this a safe place…I wanna make Mac and cheese but i only have orzo for the pasta. Am I getting canceled? It’s gonna be a cute lil self meal at the house. I’m not taking it to someone’s house but it just feels sacrilegious. I have everything else just not the right pasta. 😅
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Is this a safe place…I wanna make Mac and cheese but i only have orzo for the pasta. Am I getting canceled? It’s gonna be a cute lil self meal at the house. I’m not taking it to someone’s house but it just feels sacrilegious. I have everything else just not the right pasta. 😅
Hold on why am I not sleep?
a man in a white shirt and red shorts is standing in front of a four poster bed
ALT: a man in a white shirt and red shorts is standing in front of a four poster bed
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November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Hold on why am I not sleep?
Wait I gotta question to the feet people. Do you all be sniffing shoes? 🧐 don’t be shy there are so many of you certainly a few of you can answer. 😂
a woman with long black hair is sitting on a couch with her hands folded in front of her face .
ALT: a woman with long black hair is sitting on a couch with her hands folded in front of her face .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Wait I gotta question to the feet people. Do you all be sniffing shoes? 🧐 don’t be shy there are so many of you certainly a few of you can answer. 😂
I was just fucking around with stuff I had in the freezer bc I wasn’t feeling it. I made sweet potato soup with goat cheese crispy cauliflowers, a garlic knot…and a short rib. 🤭 this shit was fire I forgot to take a pic 😂
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I was just fucking around with stuff I had in the freezer bc I wasn’t feeling it. I made sweet potato soup with goat cheese crispy cauliflowers, a garlic knot…and a short rib. 🤭 this shit was fire I forgot to take a pic 😂
Yes to all this. I usually tape the manual and extra stuff to the thing. Like I just put a bench together and under it I taped under seat part. 😅
Question for Millennials only (1980-1995):
Do you…
1) Save all manuals that come with your stuff
2) Save the (extra) parts and hardware when you have to assemble stuff
3) Have a tool box / place for basic tools
4) Perform recommended maintenance on appliances
5) Do “Spring cleaning”
Quote it.
Do you…
1) Save all manuals that come with your stuff
2) Save the (extra) parts and hardware when you have to assemble stuff
3) Have a tool box / place for basic tools
4) Perform recommended maintenance on appliances
5) Do “Spring cleaning”
Quote it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Yes to all this. I usually tape the manual and extra stuff to the thing. Like I just put a bench together and under it I taped under seat part. 😅