Andrew M. Reichart
@andrewmreichart.bsky.social
Therapist (now accepting new clients in California andrewreichart.com), writer, editor, publisher (autpress.com) abolitionist, antifascist, Jew, heathen, warlock, werewolf. He. Co-writer of the Weird Luck webcomic weirdluck.net
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duolingo translates “schlimazel” as “loser” and… ok yeah, actually, literally; not bad
December 11, 2025 at 8:12 AM
duolingo translates “schlimazel” as “loser” and… ok yeah, actually, literally; not bad
Reposted by Andrew M. Reichart
The best part of this skeet is that William Carlos Williams' day job was as a family doctor.
It is difficult
to get the news from poems
yet men die miserably every day
for lack
of what is found there.
- William Carlos Williams
to get the news from poems
yet men die miserably every day
for lack
of what is found there.
- William Carlos Williams
If you are providing me with an education that is low utility in the world then it’s a disservice. My composition class spent four weeks on poetry. I’m sorry, but that only would’ve been useful if I wanted to be a poet. I don’t need to know iambic pentameter in order to be a victim advocate.
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The best part of this skeet is that William Carlos Williams' day job was as a family doctor.
Dig it!
Have you read the first 4 pages of our Weird Luck prequel tale A DEATH-PRIESTESS WALKS INTO A PUB?
Page 5 goes live today at 9pm Pacific Time!
#webcomics #comics #indiecomics #oc #fantasy #myths #mythology #worldbuilding #weird #artifacts #gods #multiverse
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Page 5 goes live today at 9pm Pacific Time!
#webcomics #comics #indiecomics #oc #fantasy #myths #mythology #worldbuilding #weird #artifacts #gods #multiverse
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Weird Luck • A Death-Priestess Walks Into a Pub, Page 1 of 6
Weird Luck Comic Page A Death-Priestess Walks Into a Pub, Page 1 of 6 • Written by Nick Walker & Andrew M. Reichart. Art by Mike Bennewitz.
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December 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Dig it!
Reposted by Andrew M. Reichart
Another question came up with a kid going basically "I didn't like the ending of that book" and me saying "Good."
I am not here to make people HAPPY with NEAT ENDINGS I am here to ANNOY PEOPLE and write what I WANT
I am not here to make people HAPPY with NEAT ENDINGS I am here to ANNOY PEOPLE and write what I WANT
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Another question came up with a kid going basically "I didn't like the ending of that book" and me saying "Good."
I am not here to make people HAPPY with NEAT ENDINGS I am here to ANNOY PEOPLE and write what I WANT
I am not here to make people HAPPY with NEAT ENDINGS I am here to ANNOY PEOPLE and write what I WANT
(Max: Killing people 😬.)
Agent Sojac: Blaming herself.
Charles: Losing, misusing, or accidentally breaking physical objects.
Mariel: Risky adventures that land her in trouble.
Angelica: Putting profit before ethics or loyalty.
#webcomics #comics #oc #urbanfantasy #heroes #villains #crime #adventure
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Charles: Losing, misusing, or accidentally breaking physical objects.
Mariel: Risky adventures that land her in trouble.
Angelica: Putting profit before ethics or loyalty.
#webcomics #comics #oc #urbanfantasy #heroes #villains #crime #adventure
weirdluck.net/about/
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
(Max: Killing people 😬.)
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
I could run a GURPS campaign (including character creation!) with no rulebooks. Entirely from frickin’ memory.
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
When I was a security guard 40+ years ago, a number of posts had manual elevators. I got very good at getting the elevator to line up perfectly with the floor at which I wanted to exist.
When I was a security guard 40+ years ago, a number of posts had manual elevators. I got very good at getting the elevator to line up perfectly with the floor at which I wanted to exist.
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I could run a GURPS campaign (including character creation!) with no rulebooks. Entirely from frickin’ memory.
I was the second fastest cashier at the supermarket I worked at & would routinely have a perfectly accurate drawer after thousands of dollars of small transactions. The fastest cashier was a charming chatterbox (who also had perfect drawers) but you wouldn’t get a word out of me, I was goddamn busy.
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
When I was a security guard 40+ years ago, a number of posts had manual elevators. I got very good at getting the elevator to line up perfectly with the floor at which I wanted to exist.
When I was a security guard 40+ years ago, a number of posts had manual elevators. I got very good at getting the elevator to line up perfectly with the floor at which I wanted to exist.
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I was the second fastest cashier at the supermarket I worked at & would routinely have a perfectly accurate drawer after thousands of dollars of small transactions. The fastest cashier was a charming chatterbox (who also had perfect drawers) but you wouldn’t get a word out of me, I was goddamn busy.
Movie you've watched more than six time with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Movie you've watched more than six time with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
of all the trends to overtake western civilization
Every now and then I think about how overwhelmingly foundational gamergate was to the hellscape which we now inhabit and I feel so fucking tired
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
of all the trends to overtake western civilization
masterpiece
Whenever you need to cheer yourself up, imagine that all Yorkshire terriers speak with Yorkshire accents
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
masterpiece
Reposted by Andrew M. Reichart
listen: there's a hell
of a good universe next door; let's go
of a good universe next door; let's go
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
listen: there's a hell
of a good universe next door; let's go
of a good universe next door; let's go
Now I rock a house party at the drop of a hat
And I beat a biter down with an alunimum bat
A lot of people they be jonesin' just to hear me rock the mic
They be staring at the radio, staying up all night
And I beat a biter down with an alunimum bat
A lot of people they be jonesin' just to hear me rock the mic
They be staring at the radio, staying up all night
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Now I rock a house party at the drop of a hat
And I beat a biter down with an alunimum bat
A lot of people they be jonesin' just to hear me rock the mic
They be staring at the radio, staying up all night
And I beat a biter down with an alunimum bat
A lot of people they be jonesin' just to hear me rock the mic
They be staring at the radio, staying up all night
In this corner with the Ninety-Eight
Subject of suckers, object of hate
Who's the one some think is great?
I'm that one (son of a gun!)
Drivin' by wavin' my fist
Makin' 'em mad when I'm goin' like this
Top gun, never on the run
(They know not to come 'cause they’ll get some)
Subject of suckers, object of hate
Who's the one some think is great?
I'm that one (son of a gun!)
Drivin' by wavin' my fist
Makin' 'em mad when I'm goin' like this
Top gun, never on the run
(They know not to come 'cause they’ll get some)
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
In this corner with the Ninety-Eight
Subject of suckers, object of hate
Who's the one some think is great?
I'm that one (son of a gun!)
Drivin' by wavin' my fist
Makin' 'em mad when I'm goin' like this
Top gun, never on the run
(They know not to come 'cause they’ll get some)
Subject of suckers, object of hate
Who's the one some think is great?
I'm that one (son of a gun!)
Drivin' by wavin' my fist
Makin' 'em mad when I'm goin' like this
Top gun, never on the run
(They know not to come 'cause they’ll get some)
שְׁמַ֖ע יִשְׂרָאֵ֑ל יְהֹוָ֥ה אֱלֹהֵ֖ינוּ יְהֹוָ֥ה ׀ אֶחָֽד׃
וְאָ֣הַבְתָּ֔ אֵ֖ת יְהֹוָ֣ה אֱלֹהֶ֑יךָ בְּכׇל־לְבָבְךָ֥ וּבְכׇל־נַפְשְׁךָ֖ וּבְכׇל־מְאֹדֶֽךָ׃
וְהָי֞וּ הַדְּבָרִ֣ים הָאֵ֗לֶּה אֲשֶׁ֨ר אָנֹכִ֧י מְצַוְּךָ֛ הַיּ֖וֹם עַל־לְבָבֶֽךָ׃
וְשִׁנַּנְתָּ֣ם לְבָנֶ֔יךָ וְדִבַּרְתָּ֖ בָּ֑ם בְּשִׁבְתְּךָ֤ בְּבֵיתֶ֙ךָ֙ וּבְלֶכְתְּךָ֣ בַדֶּ֔רֶךְ וּֽבְשׇׁכְבְּךָ֖ וּבְקוּמֶֽךָ׃
וּקְשַׁרְתָּ֥ם לְא֖וֹת עַל־יָדֶ֑ךָ וְהָי֥וּ לְטֹטָפֹ֖ת בֵּ֥ין עֵינֶֽיךָ׃
וּכְתַבְתָּ֛ם עַל־מְזֻז֥וֹת בֵּיתֶ֖ךָ וּבִשְׁעָרֶֽיךָ׃
וְאָ֣הַבְתָּ֔ אֵ֖ת יְהֹוָ֣ה אֱלֹהֶ֑יךָ בְּכׇל־לְבָבְךָ֥ וּבְכׇל־נַפְשְׁךָ֖ וּבְכׇל־מְאֹדֶֽךָ׃
וְהָי֞וּ הַדְּבָרִ֣ים הָאֵ֗לֶּה אֲשֶׁ֨ר אָנֹכִ֧י מְצַוְּךָ֛ הַיּ֖וֹם עַל־לְבָבֶֽךָ׃
וְשִׁנַּנְתָּ֣ם לְבָנֶ֔יךָ וְדִבַּרְתָּ֖ בָּ֑ם בְּשִׁבְתְּךָ֤ בְּבֵיתֶ֙ךָ֙ וּבְלֶכְתְּךָ֣ בַדֶּ֔רֶךְ וּֽבְשׇׁכְבְּךָ֖ וּבְקוּמֶֽךָ׃
וּקְשַׁרְתָּ֥ם לְא֖וֹת עַל־יָדֶ֑ךָ וְהָי֥וּ לְטֹטָפֹ֖ת בֵּ֥ין עֵינֶֽיךָ׃
וּכְתַבְתָּ֛ם עַל־מְזֻז֥וֹת בֵּיתֶ֖ךָ וּבִשְׁעָרֶֽיךָ׃
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
שְׁמַ֖ע יִשְׂרָאֵ֑ל יְהֹוָ֥ה אֱלֹהֵ֖ינוּ יְהֹוָ֥ה ׀ אֶחָֽד׃
וְאָ֣הַבְתָּ֔ אֵ֖ת יְהֹוָ֣ה אֱלֹהֶ֑יךָ בְּכׇל־לְבָבְךָ֥ וּבְכׇל־נַפְשְׁךָ֖ וּבְכׇל־מְאֹדֶֽךָ׃
וְהָי֞וּ הַדְּבָרִ֣ים הָאֵ֗לֶּה אֲשֶׁ֨ר אָנֹכִ֧י מְצַוְּךָ֛ הַיּ֖וֹם עַל־לְבָבֶֽךָ׃
וְשִׁנַּנְתָּ֣ם לְבָנֶ֔יךָ וְדִבַּרְתָּ֖ בָּ֑ם בְּשִׁבְתְּךָ֤ בְּבֵיתֶ֙ךָ֙ וּבְלֶכְתְּךָ֣ בַדֶּ֔רֶךְ וּֽבְשׇׁכְבְּךָ֖ וּבְקוּמֶֽךָ׃
וּקְשַׁרְתָּ֥ם לְא֖וֹת עַל־יָדֶ֑ךָ וְהָי֥וּ לְטֹטָפֹ֖ת בֵּ֥ין עֵינֶֽיךָ׃
וּכְתַבְתָּ֛ם עַל־מְזֻז֥וֹת בֵּיתֶ֖ךָ וּבִשְׁעָרֶֽיךָ׃
וְאָ֣הַבְתָּ֔ אֵ֖ת יְהֹוָ֣ה אֱלֹהֶ֑יךָ בְּכׇל־לְבָבְךָ֥ וּבְכׇל־נַפְשְׁךָ֖ וּבְכׇל־מְאֹדֶֽךָ׃
וְהָי֞וּ הַדְּבָרִ֣ים הָאֵ֗לֶּה אֲשֶׁ֨ר אָנֹכִ֧י מְצַוְּךָ֛ הַיּ֖וֹם עַל־לְבָבֶֽךָ׃
וְשִׁנַּנְתָּ֣ם לְבָנֶ֔יךָ וְדִבַּרְתָּ֖ בָּ֑ם בְּשִׁבְתְּךָ֤ בְּבֵיתֶ֙ךָ֙ וּבְלֶכְתְּךָ֣ בַדֶּ֔רֶךְ וּֽבְשׇׁכְבְּךָ֖ וּבְקוּמֶֽךָ׃
וּקְשַׁרְתָּ֥ם לְא֖וֹת עַל־יָדֶ֑ךָ וְהָי֥וּ לְטֹטָפֹ֖ת בֵּ֥ין עֵינֶֽיךָ׃
וּכְתַבְתָּ֛ם עַל־מְזֻז֥וֹת בֵּיתֶ֖ךָ וּבִשְׁעָרֶֽיךָ׃
When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
I all alone beweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
I all alone beweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
“Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
“Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Reposted by Andrew M. Reichart
They said, "You have a blue guitar,
You do not play things as they are."
The man replied, "Things as they are
Are changed upon the blue guitar."
You do not play things as they are."
The man replied, "Things as they are
Are changed upon the blue guitar."
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
They said, "You have a blue guitar,
You do not play things as they are."
The man replied, "Things as they are
Are changed upon the blue guitar."
You do not play things as they are."
The man replied, "Things as they are
Are changed upon the blue guitar."
masterpiece
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
masterpiece
Reposted by Andrew M. Reichart
More reasons to read @andrewmreichart.bsky.social's CITY OF THE WATCHER TRILOGY!
weirdluck.net/books/
weirdluck.net/books/
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
More reasons to read @andrewmreichart.bsky.social's CITY OF THE WATCHER TRILOGY!
weirdluck.net/books/
weirdluck.net/books/
Reposted by Andrew M. Reichart
Max from the webcomic is in the third book! But there are more connections than that…
The CITY OF THE WATCHER trlogy by @andrewmreichart.bsky.social connects in strange peripheral ways to the storyline of the Weird Luck webcomic! Highly recommended for Weird Luck fans & everyone else!
#books #booksky #webcomics #comics #fantasy #scifi #oc
For more details, see weirdluck.net/books/
#books #booksky #webcomics #comics #fantasy #scifi #oc
For more details, see weirdluck.net/books/
December 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Max from the webcomic is in the third book! But there are more connections than that…
Reposted by Andrew M. Reichart
The CITY OF THE WATCHER trlogy by @andrewmreichart.bsky.social connects in strange peripheral ways to the storyline of the Weird Luck webcomic! Highly recommended for Weird Luck fans & everyone else!
#books #booksky #webcomics #comics #fantasy #scifi #oc
For more details, see weirdluck.net/books/
#books #booksky #webcomics #comics #fantasy #scifi #oc
For more details, see weirdluck.net/books/
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The CITY OF THE WATCHER trlogy by @andrewmreichart.bsky.social connects in strange peripheral ways to the storyline of the Weird Luck webcomic! Highly recommended for Weird Luck fans & everyone else!
#books #booksky #webcomics #comics #fantasy #scifi #oc
For more details, see weirdluck.net/books/
#books #booksky #webcomics #comics #fantasy #scifi #oc
For more details, see weirdluck.net/books/
Reposted by Andrew M. Reichart
#FirstPlayOfDay #MusicChallenge #MusicSky | 2025-12-06
"There's the problem, feathers, iron
Bargain buildings, weights and pulleys
Feathers hit the ground
Before the weight can leave the air"
"Fall on Me" by R.E.M. ("Life's Rich Pageant", 1986)
#JanglePop #AlternativeRock
"There's the problem, feathers, iron
Bargain buildings, weights and pulleys
Feathers hit the ground
Before the weight can leave the air"
"Fall on Me" by R.E.M. ("Life's Rich Pageant", 1986)
#JanglePop #AlternativeRock
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
#FirstPlayOfDay #MusicChallenge #MusicSky | 2025-12-06
"There's the problem, feathers, iron
Bargain buildings, weights and pulleys
Feathers hit the ground
Before the weight can leave the air"
"Fall on Me" by R.E.M. ("Life's Rich Pageant", 1986)
#JanglePop #AlternativeRock
"There's the problem, feathers, iron
Bargain buildings, weights and pulleys
Feathers hit the ground
Before the weight can leave the air"
"Fall on Me" by R.E.M. ("Life's Rich Pageant", 1986)
#JanglePop #AlternativeRock
Words that the robot thinks are misspelled in my newly-rereleased book CANNIBAL-KING:
balloonful
oratorily
copaganda
beyondo
ozoney
splortch
thick-boled
bayward
cycloning
balloonful
oratorily
copaganda
beyondo
ozoney
splortch
thick-boled
bayward
cycloning
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Words that the robot thinks are misspelled in my newly-rereleased book CANNIBAL-KING:
balloonful
oratorily
copaganda
beyondo
ozoney
splortch
thick-boled
bayward
cycloning
balloonful
oratorily
copaganda
beyondo
ozoney
splortch
thick-boled
bayward
cycloning