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Andrew Bohrer
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writer, illustrator, bartender, cocktail historian, knight-errant, shaggy-dog, andrewbohrer.com
1. People think that the James Bond genre is “spy thriller male power fantasy.” But that’s not true.

The genre is “stuff I think I could do when I’m a little drunk.”
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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#dnd #ttrpg
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Reposted by Andrew Bohrer
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Early jazz pioneers Jelly Cat Snow Globe and T-Bone Bohrer
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Popped into La Maison du Whisky to have my opinions validated. Just costs one bottle of whisky.
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
A+ turkey day. Wine off camera.
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Lil Jon’s Turn Down for What was his 9th top 10 hit, a single that hit gold, a video with over two billion views, the directors of which won seven Oscars for their first feature and yet, I know racists will be like

“He shouldn’t be in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.”
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
People who touch the glass in pastry shops are why there is glass in pastry shops.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I so enjoy the #ttrpg videos from Odd Artworks. If you need a cozy moment on this day of stress and feasting, give this a try.

youtu.be/8ZY9ZvJ8AKs?...
Mini Dungeon: The Fay Glade
YouTube video by Odd Artworks
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 AM
If you want a treat, gather your family this Thanksgiving for a dramatic reading of this article:

‘Nalini Lasiewicz, who runs a nonprofit called Pickleball Noise Relief, calls an “acoustical assault.”

And

“Pickleball is the first major noise pollution to hit the suburbs,” she said.”
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
🫡
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Historians would call this apocryphal but almost every bartender has done exactly this.
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Each year I forget (until I see a press release) that these get exported.

Little bars loading up on Benchmark* to get a chance to buy it when you could fly business class to London and back, buy the whole set, sell it, and be 2k in the black.

www.thespiritsbusiness.com/2025/11/buff...
Buffalo Trace brings 2025 Antique Collection to UK - The Spirits Business
The Buffalo Trace Antique Collection is marking its 25th anniversary with a 'renewed spotlight' on the UK.
www.thespiritsbusiness.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Exhibit on counterfeit products in the French National Achieves. This one highlighting fake #Booze.

I didn’t know this old ad was designed to show off the unique bottle to help prevent fakes.

Of course you can tell which one it actually a bottle of Bénédictine, right?
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My dental hygienist asked what my pin was. Briefly (for me) I explained the medieval tapestry it is from.

Which opened the door for her to talk about Harry Potter for the whole cleaning.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Was talking movies on a group thread recently and mentioned the sequel to Sisu comes out this week.

They said they didn’t know what that was.

“Why, it’s a top five Nazi killing movie,” I stated empirically

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2k4...
Sisu (2023) Official Red Band Trailer - Jorma Tommila, Aksel Hennie
YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Rob Liefeld Captain America is stupid but Absolute Batman is cool.

Not taking questions.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
In the winter cold & flu season* normalize saying

“Cover your fucking mouth.”
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Reposted by Andrew Bohrer
“Bad luck, Ghorman.”
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Nobody is braver than an actor who agrees to do something in slow motion.
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
What people think really fancy #whisky bottles look like vs what they actually look like.
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Should bars carry calvados that isn’t pays d'auge or domfrontais?
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Reposted by Andrew Bohrer
Such a fun tasting episode! We start with a very, let's say, "interesting" bottle of 1970s vodka, then move on to some 80s Courvoisier. Click the link to watch the video or read the transcript (or look for My Tiny Bottles on your favorite podcasting app!)
Tasting Video #51 | my tiny bottles
Tammy is joined by Seattle bartender Keith Waldbauer to taste her grandma's tiny bottles of 1970s Smirnoff and 1980s Courvoisier.
mytinybottles.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Reposted by Andrew Bohrer
Sounds about reich
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM