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Andreia does the Internet

@andreiabluesky.bsky.social

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Unapologetic trans ADHD, mum to a little human & a cat, professional photographer, NHS "essential" staff, and a delusional fantasy that she will ever own her own home. 🇵🇹 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 I'm also a cunt to fascists & bigots, so there's that.

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Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · Jan 15

Intro (or, "what are you about anyway?"):

Socialist Democracy ✅️
LGBTQI+ BLM ✅️
Worker & Human rights ✅️
Eat the ultra rich ✅️
Fuck privatisation ✅️
Fuck Neo-liberalism ✅️
Fuck the Tories ✅️
Fuck spineless Starmer ✅️
Fuck Brexit ✅️
Fuck Zionists ✅️
Fuck Putin ✅️
Fuck Terfs ✅️
And fuck 🍍 🍕, but you do you boo

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Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 9h

There's always going to be 'that person'...
( ・－・)

Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 9h

Ngl, came very close to eating paint between the ages of 5 and 8.

Petition to make paint edible and really focus on important issues like this rather than the whole inequality and capitalism thing

Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 10h

I agree, there's been no assessment whatsoever to guarantee the safety and wellbeing of both the residents or of the people seeling asylum.
This is a tinderbox and Labour is playing with fire.
It's the Conservatives bargegate all over again, probably worse.

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Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 19h

100% of autistic children are composed of around 60-65% water. Therefore, water is autistic.

Sorry, wha...
I SAID WHAT I SAID! sCiEnCe!!!

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Encephalophagy 🎃 @encephalophagy.bsky.social · 20h

Biphobic lesbians will be like, "I could never date a bisexual woman, what if she leaves me for a man?"

Skill issue. I cannot stress enough how much of a self-own that is. If she wants to go back to men after dating you, turn in your lesbian card, cause you've failed.

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Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 1d

Awww! You're a baby! I love it, all the best people I'm friends with are under 30.
Gen z is the best <3

Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 1d

Is it the mouldy one then?
What a f++×÷ng surprise...

Reckon she's quoting Mein Kampf again, or complaining how her plan did _not_ in fact "come together".

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Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah, f×ck, the IRA... Yeah, they definitely don't want to have a 2.0 version of that.

Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, that's literally what Twitter and Bluesky is really. And the only remaining social media I have. Honestly, my MH would be better without it.

Like internet forums?

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Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 1d

Excellent reminder there that they literally cannot leave the ECHR without f×cking with the Irish, all of them, and that alone shuts this 'leave ECHR' talk down.

Farage will still try it in 2029 of course...

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Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 1d

One of my best friends is Thai, we already spoke about Plan B of getting married in Thailand and just live there out of convenience.
Aromantic and asexually, just two besties living their best lives on the beach eating mango rice.

Thailand was one of my best life experiences, ever.

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Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 1d

Same, no clue, but my money is on JKKK Rowling or Maria Forstater or whatever the f+×÷ her bigot name is.
They must be losing their sh÷t rn over the Gov telling the EHRC to do an impact assessment.

No bathroom trans ban for Christmas this year for the bigots.

Diddums...

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Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, it will just get worse over time as bigger voices - i.e. thousands, and hundreds of thousands followers - land in here and vacuum all the debate to their accounts, conversations cease to exist, replaced by a Twitch chat equivalent comment section.

I'll probs delete my account then

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Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 1d

Unwavering evidence that money can't buy good taste.

...and that he's a dictator, there's also that.

Andrew Mueller @andrewmueller.bsky.social · 2d

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 2d

This. It think they would have gone ahead and look into making it statutory if it wasn't for 'bUsiNeSsEs' complaining. And also how deep down in the gutter Labour is.

None of the deterrents has ever been a sudden ethical epiphany about the damage done to trans and intersex people...

Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 2d

They were not legally required to do so. And because they wanted to push through their agenda quickly, and knew very well that an impact assessment will reveal that this 'guidance' is 1. Unworkable, 2. Unethical, 3. Against the ECHR, they decided to not do it. Pure evil.

Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 2d

Clueless...
A lot of people really don't understand that COURTS DO NOT MAKE LEGISLATION, Parliament and the HoL does!

Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 3d

What did I say? Some guy laughed at me. He owes me £10 quid...

Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 23d

£10 quid on how the Greens will overtake both Starmer and Kemi before Christmas 🎄
And what a f+%×÷ing glorious Christmas present that would be.

Election Maps UK @electionmaps.uk · 24d

Westminster Voting Intention:

RFM: 32% (-3)
LAB: 17% (-2)
CON: 17% (+3)
GRN: 15% (+4)
LDM: 12% (=)
SNP: 3% (=)

Via @findoutnow.bsky.social, 8 Oct.
Changes w/ 1 Oct.

Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 3d

What did I say?! And it's not even November yet.
Some twat laughed at me, he owes me £10 quid...

Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 3d

I would kill people like this, there's no turning back or teaching morals to folk like this. They're too far gone.
Not prison, not sustaining them with our taxes. Just death.

I said what I said.

Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 3d

Pfft... "back"? We never f+×÷ng left.

Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 3d

"PICKLE MANUFACTURERS HATE THIS ONE TRICK"

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Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 3d

Rayner was the only top bench woman in there with decency and working class background.
Reeves will never be as graceful.
Hope she f+/×÷ng cries when she's sacked, b÷tch...

Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 3d

So so true!

Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 3d

Don't trust anyone with a bookcase full of books they've actually read. Any good book collection is at least 50% books you intend to read but never will, books you started but didn't finish and books you think just look cool/will impress people.

Andreia does the Internet @andreiabluesky.bsky.social · 3d

Some certain Tangerines would like a word, thank you! 🍊 >:(