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Andre Bukowski

@andrebukowski.bsky.social

780 followers 1.6K following 180 posts

She/her. Spinster of the Parish in Ao/NZ. I travel a lot & obsess about Byzantine/Ottoman things; ancient and modern Near East politics and history; dilettante Witch; daydreaming about tea on the Bosphorus. Free Palestine 🇵🇸. Get the fuck out of Lebanon. 🇱🇧

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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 15h

Lights are on but nobody is home.
We have a broken Roomba for President.

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Tiger Elephant Giraffe Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 10h

CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 9h

i cannot believe that “mamdani calls a close adult relative an ‘aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a “scandal” these days

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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 12h

Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 12h

We live in an episode of Veep

Andrew Desiderio V @AndrewDesiderio
X.com
Funny moment just now in the Senate: Lindsey Graham whispered something into his phone and then Siri responded with full volume: "Calling Sean
Hannity mobile"
8:57 AM • 10/28/25 • 276K Views

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 2d

The 37 ballroom donors won’t be remembered for generosity, but for funding a monument to authoritarian vanity during a shutdown, at a venue nicknamed after a sex trafficker, while Americans wonder how they’ll eat. History keeps receipts & their names aren’t coming off those walls

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Andre Bukowski @andrebukowski.bsky.social · 2d

Someone plse build a platform so we can each connect with a person in Gaza-who likes cats/reads the same books/has the same age kids. Like old fashioned pen pals. Human connections. Not just for financial support. For love & support - away from the hate, bribery and blackmail of corrupt politics.

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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 2d

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough..."

"not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer..."

"...you're rich. If you have, whatever-"

"- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 2d

Please sir I am just a small soybean farmer and a common man

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onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

wild how insane people are becoming about zohran mamdani. he has been focusing on the same affordability issues he’s been this whole time and the entire opposition to him has essentially been calling him a terrorist for the last week. god he needs to win, i need these evil losers to feel this

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 4d

Very concerning, if true.

billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 5d

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 5d

I’ve been thinking about how hard the founding fathers cooked with the Third Amendment.

Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.

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Nondescript Man @oldcrank.bsky.social · 5d

Remember when he said the ballroom wouldn’t even be attached to the White House?
Remember when he said nothing would change to the original building?
Remember when a healthcare plan was coming in two weeks?
Remember when he attempted a coup?
Remember his best pal Epstein? His Einstein visa wife?

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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 6d

If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal
property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago

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The Kyiv Independent @kyivindependent.com · 6d

⚡️ Russia just hit a kindergarten in Kharkiv.

Officials said it was likely the attack included jet-powered Geran-2 drones.

Russia just hit a kindergarten in Kharkiv

Russia attacked Kharkiv with drones on Oct. 22, damaging a kindergarten and killing one person, injuring at least six, local authorities reported.

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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 6d

It’s morning of a weekday. Children were there

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 7d

We need to remove the cancer in the Oval Office to restore funding to children’s cancer research.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 7d

congratulations to the exactly zero Republicans standing up to denounce the desecration of the White House East Wing. take a victory lap, you gutless fucking cowards

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Frances Fisher @francesfisher11.bsky.social · 7d

He raped underaged girls.
He raped grown women.
He virtually shat on America.
He’s currently assaulting The People’s House.
Release the Epstein Files.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 7d

> @newyorker.com

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 7d

🎯🎯

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 7d

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.