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Amyana Jones
@amyanajones.bsky.social
Amy. Pronouns like a berry farm: u pick

Handle is a joke but I truly am a professional archaeologist

Too. Many. Hobbies.

Profile pic is my great-grandmother and her older sister, header is a shitty tapestry I wove.
Now how come THIS is never the turkey that shows up in my front yard!
statistically a lot of you won’t know about ocellated turkeys, so, here you go
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
HEY IT'S TIME FOR SEASONAL REALLY FUCKIN' ITCHY ELBOW!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I need to take my truck into the dealership but my brain is too fuckin' full right now so that shit is getting put off until the new year (It's a non-essential system, I assure you).
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I don't really DO Thanksgiving exactly, but everyone else is having nice food so I get some charcuterie and make a dessert and call it a day lol
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
That shit is IN THE OVEN, goddamnit
I want to eat apple crisp but I don't want to MAKE apple crisp, ya know?
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Okay processing apples is a great use of Critical Role
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Reposted by Amyana Jones
You don’t mess with this BS
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I want to eat apple crisp but I don't want to MAKE apple crisp, ya know?
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My reaction to watching this happen was somewhere between "yikes don't do that" and "lol"
If you can please don't make me talk to other bots I will get stuck in a loop and it's not fun getting me to stop!
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I once got a political text about the Railroad Commission.

I have never lived in Texas. Hell I've only BEEN in Texas ONCE.
A prominent Texas Republican is running for Railroad Commission in order to fight the "Islamic invasion." He's vying for a seat vacated by a former commissioner, who is now running for Texas Comptroller on a vow to protect girls' sports.

The latest on Texas' (increasingly Islamophobic) primaries:
What Does the Railroad Commision Have to Do With “Radical Islam”? Everything, One Candidate Says
Tarrant County GOP chair Bo French, known for his incendiary online presence, recently tendered his resignation to seek a position on the regulatory body that oversees the oil-and-gas industry.
www.texasmonthly.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
There's something just real pleasing about the phrase "capacitive hat"
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
There's snow out there
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I keep forgetting I'm going to a concert next Friday??? I have no idea where one parks for this???
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Volcanoes are so cool
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Reposted by Amyana Jones
Oh, FYI.

Kilauea's doing its thing right now if you've burnt yourself out of the 14 random college basketball tourneys happening right now.
[V1cam] Kīlauea volcano, Hawaii (west Halemaʻumaʻu crater)
YouTube video by USGS
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Got a text from my supervisor that tomorrow's now a full-day holiday! Hell fuckin' yeah!
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Reposted by Amyana Jones
logging on to this web site like
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Look, I appreciate the nuclear block, but I AM often left wondering what's going on. Did I block them? Did they block me? If it's a nested post situation did one of the quote posters block the other????
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
In further Hot Fruit discourse I just had a moment of panic when I couldn't remember if I'd replaced my apple cutter/corer after the last one broke.

Fortunately I had.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Pie rankings:

Anything that's not nuts or squash: Yes please!

Nuts or squash: No thank you!
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Damnit, she was like YOU'RE RATHER QUIET TODAY lmao
Currently not messaging my supervisor about something minor because I don't want her to remember I exist.
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Currently not messaging my supervisor about something minor because I don't want her to remember I exist.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Man I am unsubscribing from so many email lists lately
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Forgot to hit up the store for two items right after work and just went and someone had let all the Men Who Have Never Grocery Shopped In Their Lives loose in there. *shudder*
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
SCREAMING AT HoF BALLOTS SEASON, HELL YEAH
Ballot #1 in the 2026 Hall of Fame voting cycle is from Jorge Morejón. Andruw Jones receives the first net gained vote of the cycle. Jones finished last year 8.8% shy of election. Morejón's column: www.martinoticias.com/a/opini%C3%B...

In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM