Amanda Bijać
amandabijac.bsky.social
Amanda Bijać
@amandabijac.bsky.social
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It’s pronounced bee-yatch, bee-yatch 💁🏻‍♀️
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One thought he was picked by God and one actually was
Neighbor kid just asked if any of my “grandkids” could come out and play…excuse me while I cry and apply extra moisturizer 💀
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My response when #ElonMusk demands I list five things I did at work last week:

•Your Mom
•Your Mom
•Your Mom
•Your Mom
•Your Mom
@mariabamford.bsky.social while @chalkriley.bsky.social and I were visiting a museum in Italy, we stumbled across this painting of the Story of Esther and laughed to ourselves because obviously, “somebody’s gotta die, this is a children’s book”
#trump is still in his first trimester…is it too late to abort?
I’m guessing #traviskelce won’t be proposing to #taylorswift tonight 😬 #superbowl
Longest year on record and we’re *checks calendar* 26 days in #coolcoolcool #thebadplace
Quick question: where TF is JD Vance? 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Just payed $10 for a canister of Cumin at #Safeway. I’m sorry, am I in an episode of #Dune and you’re getting your spices from #Arrakis ?
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Roger Goodell is like a clothing store figurine working for the evil NFL empire. He’s Mannequin Skywalker
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In fairness, he probably thought it said Birth Canal #grabembythecanal #panamacanal
@chalkriley.bsky.social says this Rachel Dratch is Pete Davidson’s spirit animal and I couldn’t agree more #frasier #snl
To the #apple employee that created the new #photos layout: who hurt you?! #iphoneupdate
Down by #jaysean comes on the radio and my 8yo is singing along! I didn’t know she knew the words, so I start rapping the #lilwayne part, which she did not know. After finding out the song was released in 2009, she asked if both the singers were still alive 😑
Don’t come crawling back to me when you have to come crawling back to me
#science #FAFO