Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants
@alyssapants.bsky.social
Mostly talking about wrestling. Probably some politics too. Sorry lol
Opinions are my own and they’re also probably dumb
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Opinions are my own and they’re also probably dumb
She/her | 🇵🇭🇺🇸 | Hella Sacramento, CA & Hella Reno, NV | https://ko-fi.com/alyssapants is where I post things I make sometimes
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I heard that the oldest person to commit insurance fraud just passed away at age 240. Really impressive
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Speeding on a highway is also dangerous! We have speed limits for a reason! Just don’t speed! if you speed don’t whine about the reasonable consequences!
December 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Speeding on a highway is also dangerous! We have speed limits for a reason! Just don’t speed! if you speed don’t whine about the reasonable consequences!
dude i love when i have to do anti-harrassment videos at work. i use my brain 40 hours a week and you're now wanting to pay me to pay attention to a long boring video? hell ya, time to relax
December 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
dude i love when i have to do anti-harrassment videos at work. i use my brain 40 hours a week and you're now wanting to pay me to pay attention to a long boring video? hell ya, time to relax
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Trump Blames High Prices On The Price
Trump Blames High Prices On The Price
WASHINGTON—In response to criticism over his failure to alleviate the affordability crisis facing many Americans, President Donald Trump vehemently blamed high prices Friday on the price. “Prices are ...
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December 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Blames High Prices On The Price
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“All animals deserve Lambo, but some deserve more Lambo”
Animal Farm by George Orwell
Animal Farm by George Orwell
December 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“All animals deserve Lambo, but some deserve more Lambo”
Animal Farm by George Orwell
Animal Farm by George Orwell
I can believe Russo ruining WWE, WCW, and TNA and certain points, but I really wish he wouldn’t destroy my beloved JCW Lunacy
December 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I can believe Russo ruining WWE, WCW, and TNA and certain points, but I really wish he wouldn’t destroy my beloved JCW Lunacy
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Okay gang, The Onion is 80 sign-ups away from our 60,000th print subscriber.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
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Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
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December 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Okay gang, The Onion is 80 sign-ups away from our 60,000th print subscriber.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
Food package: Use within 7 days of opening
My brain 🤼🤼♂️🤼♀️:
My brain 🤼🤼♂️🤼♀️:
December 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Food package: Use within 7 days of opening
My brain 🤼🤼♂️🤼♀️:
My brain 🤼🤼♂️🤼♀️:
Make the little soda cans even littler, imma pretend this Dr Pepper is caviar
December 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Make the little soda cans even littler, imma pretend this Dr Pepper is caviar
I chug a lot of black coffee in the morning but ngl the time I was at a Panera bread in San Jose and they had caffeine free Diet Coke in their machine and it was awesome. I just like having options lol
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I chug a lot of black coffee in the morning but ngl the time I was at a Panera bread in San Jose and they had caffeine free Diet Coke in their machine and it was awesome. I just like having options lol
Storm doors are great! You never know when a storm will try to burglarize you
December 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Storm doors are great! You never know when a storm will try to burglarize you
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
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this idea that ones twitter replies represent ANYTHING of note is a good example of how social media can fry the brains of the weak willed
the thing about the Free Press types is that when you push them on their actual ideology, it's NIMBYism
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
this idea that ones twitter replies represent ANYTHING of note is a good example of how social media can fry the brains of the weak willed
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I REFUSE to believe it's not butter, regardless of what the mainstream media tells me
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I REFUSE to believe it's not butter, regardless of what the mainstream media tells me
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jack johnson music sounds like the soundtrack to a chill funeral where everyone is happy the guy in the coffin is dead
November 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
jack johnson music sounds like the soundtrack to a chill funeral where everyone is happy the guy in the coffin is dead
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Librarian “every book has its reader. I refuse to let you parent any other parent’s kid.”
Parent “removing this book does not protect anyone. It only hides the experience” (of those who have experienced trauma).
Parent “removing this book does not protect anyone. It only hides the experience” (of those who have experienced trauma).
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Librarian “every book has its reader. I refuse to let you parent any other parent’s kid.”
Parent “removing this book does not protect anyone. It only hides the experience” (of those who have experienced trauma).
Parent “removing this book does not protect anyone. It only hides the experience” (of those who have experienced trauma).
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Not sure what this elderly MAGA lady said but she seems determined to yell. Lone pity clap.
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Not sure what this elderly MAGA lady said but she seems determined to yell. Lone pity clap.
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Hometown Unveils Disappointing Microbrewery https://theonion.com/hometown-unveils-disappointing-microbrewery/
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hometown Unveils Disappointing Microbrewery https://theonion.com/hometown-unveils-disappointing-microbrewery/
This is why the best way to communicate a weird message is via letters cut out of a magazine
This was the official objection, from Maxwell Rice, a former Republican candidate for #IL09, who filed objections to several candidates this cycle
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is why the best way to communicate a weird message is via letters cut out of a magazine
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The only surefire way to stop oligarchs buying up the things we love is to drop those things the moment oligarchs buy them & that requires changing habits and massive self-discipline.
It means going to alternatives that might not be quite as good or convenient.
It’s really hard. But there it is.
It means going to alternatives that might not be quite as good or convenient.
It’s really hard. But there it is.
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The only surefire way to stop oligarchs buying up the things we love is to drop those things the moment oligarchs buy them & that requires changing habits and massive self-discipline.
It means going to alternatives that might not be quite as good or convenient.
It’s really hard. But there it is.
It means going to alternatives that might not be quite as good or convenient.
It’s really hard. But there it is.
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You can’t pull me over: I’m a sovereign citizen of raider nation and you can only pull me over under maritime law and that’s in the ocean, brother
November 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
You can’t pull me over: I’m a sovereign citizen of raider nation and you can only pull me over under maritime law and that’s in the ocean, brother
Fun art fair coming up at the press club in Sacramento! www.eventbrite.com/e/wasteland-... 👍
Wasteland Expo: Clothes, Art, Vibes-AT PRESS CLUB
Wasteland Expo is the coolest market in Sacramento fit with the coolest vintage clothes, art and vibes Taking place at Press Club
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December 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Fun art fair coming up at the press club in Sacramento! www.eventbrite.com/e/wasteland-... 👍
Someone should show this @extrafabulous.bsky.social comic to AJ styles 🤼🤼♀️🤼♂️
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Someone should show this @extrafabulous.bsky.social comic to AJ styles 🤼🤼♀️🤼♂️
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Fact-Checking Trump On Affordability https://theonion.com/fact-checking-trump-on-affordability/
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Fact-Checking Trump On Affordability https://theonion.com/fact-checking-trump-on-affordability/
I forgot I bought white castles yesterday and I just saw them in the freezer and said out loud “oooooh fuck yea, brother” to nobody in particular
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I forgot I bought white castles yesterday and I just saw them in the freezer and said out loud “oooooh fuck yea, brother” to nobody in particular