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@alyssafromcali.bsky.social
melanin, water, bones.πSD.
I feel kinda bad for him, sometimes.
I can't believe Ja Rule got jumped at the Brandy and Monica concert. The whole thing sounds like a madlib tbh π
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I feel kinda bad for him, sometimes.
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Me being big and greedy without shame.
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Me being big and greedy without shame.
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So stupid!!!
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
So stupid!!!
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BeyoncΓ© only comes outside to warn us before looting our pockets.
whatever it is, pls make it wait until after Easter. have a heart, niece.
whatever it is, pls make it wait until after Easter. have a heart, niece.
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
BeyoncΓ© only comes outside to warn us before looting our pockets.
whatever it is, pls make it wait until after Easter. have a heart, niece.
whatever it is, pls make it wait until after Easter. have a heart, niece.
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this the kinda fall where canβt nobody speak to you for at least 90 minutes.
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
this the kinda fall where canβt nobody speak to you for at least 90 minutes.
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It's very deadly with something like a 30% mortality rate. Started in Texas and has gone global
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It's very deadly with something like a 30% mortality rate. Started in Texas and has gone global
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November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I was floored when he said people could depend solely on AI to help them understand the nuances of a contract⦠a contract that you sign⦠a business agreement.
That rapper wants kids to learn financial literacy and how to start a business, but he thinks they don't need to learn how to read? Mmk.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I was floored when he said people could depend solely on AI to help them understand the nuances of a contract⦠a contract that you sign⦠a business agreement.
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all the Gen-Z kids who have never cooked anything without a fire alarm as a soundtrack are all over social media acting disgusted that prep work would start taking place two days before a major holiday meal.
please save me from this Hell. i don't belong here.
please save me from this Hell. i don't belong here.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
all the Gen-Z kids who have never cooked anything without a fire alarm as a soundtrack are all over social media acting disgusted that prep work would start taking place two days before a major holiday meal.
please save me from this Hell. i don't belong here.
please save me from this Hell. i don't belong here.
Youβre right and you should say it louder π
Just a reminder, lemon pepper is the worse flavor of wings. Bottom of the barrel.
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Youβre right and you should say it louder π
lmao, exactly. itβs such a foreign concept to them, from what I can see the majority prefer mashed potatoes.
I don't even understand what that first sentence means. It actually doesn't compute to me that there are folk outchea having dinner *without* the star of the show. π«’
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
lmao, exactly. itβs such a foreign concept to them, from what I can see the majority prefer mashed potatoes.
Trump made every loud, arrogant & unqualified man think he could be the next POTUS. Also, Stephen will do almost anything for attention so heβs not going to miss the opportunity to debate multiple people on a world stage.
I have no idea why media continues to hype this person as a serious political commentator, but to go even further and float him as a viable presidential candidate is just farcical.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Trump made every loud, arrogant & unqualified man think he could be the next POTUS. Also, Stephen will do almost anything for attention so heβs not going to miss the opportunity to debate multiple people on a world stage.
Privacy. Being inconvenienced is a part of life, people senselessly being in your business doesnβt have to be.
7. What do you value more: privacy or convenience?
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Privacy. Being inconvenienced is a part of life, people senselessly being in your business doesnβt have to be.
He doesn't look at all like I suspectedβ¦ π
Missing Virginia high school football coach is wanted on child pornography possession and other charges related to soliciting a minor, police say
https://cnn.it/4oAMj9f
https://cnn.it/4oAMj9f
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
He doesn't look at all like I suspectedβ¦ π
Every year the pale folks are shocked that we serve Mac and cheese for Thanksgiving dinner. It really boggles my mind how stark the cultural differences are. #Blacksky
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Every year the pale folks are shocked that we serve Mac and cheese for Thanksgiving dinner. It really boggles my mind how stark the cultural differences are. #Blacksky
I already knew who was behind this article before I opened itβ¦
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I already knew who was behind this article before I opened itβ¦
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Iβm really enjoying this Quarter Zip trend
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Iβm really enjoying this Quarter Zip trend
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How I be feeling π
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
How I be feeling π
my husband is at the age where he feels so proud to call other black men βbrotha.β it is so funny.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
my husband is at the age where he feels so proud to call other black men βbrotha.β it is so funny.
Absolutely not. That place is a hellscape, a perfect blend of Twitter and facebook.
Y'all be actually using Threads? π
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Absolutely not. That place is a hellscape, a perfect blend of Twitter and facebook.
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Stop being scared of being disliked by losers.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Stop being scared of being disliked by losers.
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Being kind is a basic human trait. It has nothing to do with being βπ½whippedβπ½, βπ½trickingβπ½, βπ½softβπ½ or any other adjective you want to assign to being decent towards women.
The brethren need to get it together.
I literally tell my son every day when he leaves me, "Be kind". Like pls.
The brethren need to get it together.
I literally tell my son every day when he leaves me, "Be kind". Like pls.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Being kind is a basic human trait. It has nothing to do with being βπ½whippedβπ½, βπ½trickingβπ½, βπ½softβπ½ or any other adjective you want to assign to being decent towards women.
The brethren need to get it together.
I literally tell my son every day when he leaves me, "Be kind". Like pls.
The brethren need to get it together.
I literally tell my son every day when he leaves me, "Be kind". Like pls.