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Althir the Wizard
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undiagnosed but it's obvious 🧙 sdreamer™ • vegan variety vtuber 🎮 rad progressive • 420 • average double jump enjoyer | let's get lost in the s̵͔̓a̸͚̓ǔ̷̳c̵̛̳e̴̘̚ | http://linktr.ee/althir_wzrd
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 18d
10 months later this post's last paragraph feels kinda mask-y and performative. I think I've dropped the happygoluckyish persona for my more direct autistic self. unmasking is fucking terrifying but here we are

anyways I'm currently zooted in the bathtub and my former self is still hella cool

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althir.bsky.social Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · Nov 15
Hi Bluesky, I guess it's time to re-introduce myself!

I'm Althir, intergalactic space wizard & part time streamer, currently on cancer-related hiatus.

Drop a follow if you wanna read about all things media, progressivism, memes & the occasional shitpost!

(and check the linktree in my bio)
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 15h
I'll do it if they bring back Monster Mule
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 15h
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas but instead of the Mint 400 and a trunk filled with hard drugs it's Gamescom, a bag of weed and 42 cans of Monster Energy
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 1d
Nighthawks

words fail me to properly describe the joy I felt playing this. a world that lives and breathes through excellent writing, proving nobody really needs fancy graphics to make an rpg pop off the screen (take that, Cyberpunk 2077!)

easily BEST OF NEXT FEST 2025 🏆
Nighthawks on Steam
The secret is out. Vampires have been exposed to the world… and you’re one of them. Seize the night as a modern monster, stepping out of the shadows to build a thriving nightclub empire through fear, ...
store.steampowered.com
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 1d
Steam curations have been broken for the better part of a week (curators can't post at all) and Valve's been pretty quiet about it

option a: it's a bigger problem and the entire system's broken - option b: it's a super low priority issue

either way, not looking good for curators :(
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 1d
Nighthawks

words fail me to properly describe the joy I felt playing this. a world that lives and breathes through excellent writing, proving nobody really needs fancy graphics to make an rpg pop off the screen (take that, Cyberpunk 2077!)

easily BEST OF NEXT FEST 2025 🏆
Nighthawks on Steam
The secret is out. Vampires have been exposed to the world… and you’re one of them. Seize the night as a modern monster, stepping out of the shadows to build a thriving nightclub empire through fear, ...
store.steampowered.com
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 1d
Unbound Eternity

obligatory deckbuilder but WAIT there's more! how does full card customization sound like? there's more than enough to make you excited for the full release (good job, demo) which is right around the corner!!
Unbound Eternity on Steam
Unbound Eternity is a turn-based combat game with deck-building mechanics where you play as a monster. Invade a mysterious domain, create powerful cards, and seize every opportunity to establish your ...
store.steampowered.com
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 1d
Big Hops

the demo had me hootin all the way through, just put that 3D platforming goodness straight into my veins. draws from the greats but does it's own thing, my expectations are HIGH

apparently there's a Kickstarter for this so yeah just take my money and my firstborn
Big Hops on Steam
Tongue-swing, free climb, and build your own path forward in a new kind of 3D platformer! Plant veggie bounce pads, tightropes, hookshots, and much more. Find a way home through huge Desert, Ocean, an...
store.steampowered.com
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 1d
Reality Drift

you smell that? I smell *potential*

if the words RACING ROGUELIKE don't draw you in, I don't know what will. still a bit rough around the edges, but there's plenty of time til release (more of everything, please)
Reality Drift on Steam
Reality Drift is a roguelike racing game where your choices matter. Race through a series of strange worlds, choose upgrades for your car and decide which track will be next - your decisions are just ...
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 1d
played about two dozen demos, so here are my Stream Next Fest highlights:

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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 1d
so unreal it's the realest thing out there
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 1d
this No Kings sign goes so unbelievably fucking hard it's unreal
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 2d
ayooooo
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 2d
Finally came around to trying this! Unfortunately the monotonous mission design, an abundance of loading screens and insufficient narrative cohesion kill any momentum 'Deliver At All Costs' could have had. Driving physics & overall atmosphere are pretty neat though.
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 3d
holy crap that Bubsy 4D demo is AWFUL

do yourself a favor and check out Big Hops instead, which looks and feels like a true love letter to 3D platforming
Big Hops on Steam
Tongue-swing, free climb, and build your own path forward in a new kind of 3D platformer! Plant veggie bounce pads, tightropes, hookshots, and much more. Find a way home through huge Desert, Ocean, an...
store.steampowered.com
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 3d
least radical #vegan opinion
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 5d
fun fact: eating ass is vegan
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Gawd sometimes eating ass is better than sex
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 6d
2600 demos of which I've downloaded 15.

AI slop is getting worse with each Next Fest iteration. grifters using AI is nothing new, but I've seen so many devs who are slapping slop thumbnails on their passion projects and just WHY
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 6d
we need @joerichardson.bsky.social's expertise on this
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 6d
Pokecels when their creatively bankrupt slop games turn out to be low budget bare minimum productions (they'll keep paying premium prices anyway)
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 6d
New Battlefield? Who cares?

BattleBit Remastered overhaul update?
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
From the BattleBitRemastered community on Reddit: Upcoming Operation Overhaul Playtest
Explore this post and more from the BattleBitRemastered community
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 7d
ironically, the I Am Jesus Christ devs have strayed further from God
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 7d
yeah I think I'm done 💀
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 7d
Steam Next Fest is live, time to SCROLL
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ALT: a close up of a person 's eye with a glowing red pupil
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 7d
yeah I tried all of that already, still nothing :(
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social · 7d
EU citizens getting another year of free Windows 10 updates is great but apparently my SHIT is all FUCKED so I can't sign up. tried a bunch of fixes, nothing works. THANKS MICROSOFT
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