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"Where-ever law ends, tyranny begins." - John Locke
Who could have seen this coming?
New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.

In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.

By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
This is from The Onion, right?
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
How to defeat MAGA? Show how they're just weak sheep:
MSN
www.msn.com
You're not supposed to let the suffering masses see the Dear Leader partying it up in his gold mansion.
Sam Altman sounds just like a pyramid scheme salesman here when describing how a company with billions in revenue can invest trillions: www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
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Vile
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
Wallet inspector vibes from these gullible idiots:
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Divorced father without visitation rights would make Vance more relatable to the average 2028 GOP primary voter
Peter Thiel is slowly turning into the Emperor from Return of the Jedi.
Thiel doesn’t understand that being a Christian means trusting in Christ and not fearing:

So we say with confidence, “The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can mere mortals do to me?”
- Hebrews 13:6

Like many he understands the form of religion, not the message.
He’s getting the validation he never got from his dad.
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You can lose your job now if you try to put away a would-be assassin of a man the tyrant doesn’t like. The slippery slope is just free fall now.
Breaking on MSNBC:

Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.
There is a difference between disagreements on tax policy and coddling fucking Nazis.
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CNN editor-in-chief Mark Thompson, following a While House meeting, sought to soften the news network's coverage of President Trump's demolition of the East Wing, claiming viewers aren't that interested in the story, according to the Status newsletter.
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I just want every person to consider this in its distilled form.

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The President of the United States is unilaterally levying a tax on every citizen because he didn't like a commercial.
President Trump said that he is raising tariffs on Canadian imports, citing a TV ad in the U.S. that features President Reagan criticizing tariffs. https://wapo.st/431CadI
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The DHS bought two luxury Gulfstream private jets for Kristi Noem and other top officials at a cost of $172 million, per the New York Times.
Their boy Donald Trump has done more to weaken our ability to deter our enemies as anyone.
What is it with these dorks and factories?

Almost none of them came from a blue collar background and know what it’s like.
Is he saying we only get paid if we let Trump be king?
Don’t contract the Gestapo or make them look bad.
Here's another Kavanaugh stop in action. Agent says: "Why are you running?" Admitting that he had no cause to stop and tackle this boy.
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In 2013, one of the biggest political scandals involved claims from right-leaning groups that the IRS was discriminating against them. (Read about it here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IRS_tar...)

Now, Trump is preparing to weaponize the IRS to pursue left-leaning groups:
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Exclusive | Trump Team Plans IRS Overhaul to Enable Pursuit of Left-Leaning Groups
The effort would install a Trump ally at the IRS’s criminal unit who has drawn up a list of investigative targets.
www.wsj.com
Gestapo tactics by our new dictator.