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allisonsnotaloud.bsky.social
@allisonsnotaloud.bsky.social
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Great Mom. Doting Aunt. Questionable Human.
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If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
Saw a Kia sportage with a “buy American” bumper sticker and genuinely giggled.
If there are no cops then what would we need protected from? In all the years I’ve gone to pride, I’ve only ever seen the police protect the hateful Christian Pride protestors.

This is the same logic to me as “well if men aren’t there, who will protect women?”
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Lil poster for the pride parade today, gotta get those protogynous skunk cabbages in there somewhere
My baby child is nine now and I’m not okay.
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slapping a "i bought this before icarus fell" sticker on my pair of wax wings
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It’s weird* that the president can just decide to put a huge tax on American businesses without congress even being a little bit involved.

* very unconstitutional
@upmc.com is displaying obscene cowardice in their refusal to provide gender affirming care to legal adults (18 years old).

You’re supposed to be a world leader in medicine, you corporate cucks. We take an oath to our patients, not to the Orange Oligarch.
Obviously his parents don’t emphatically scream, “DONT FUCK WITH THE FEET” enough to fear monger him into footwear. Stay strong, barefoot kid
Caroline, why is this boy barefoot in Lowe’s? Is it Colorado culture?
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
My kid, hops on her father’s back and pulls his newly developed (itty bitty) top knot, “Go! This is Ratitouille, right”?
Ruthless.
“I was crying happy tears on the bus today, because I was thinking about Ninja. There was a black heart shaped spot on my pants that made me think of him”

🥹 🧈Ninja 🐈‍⬛ 🖤
Ever panic because you can’t remember if you were told to put your exam gown on with the opening in the front or the back?
Yeah, me neither😬
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You may know me from such outbursts as "SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK THE LIGHT IS GREEN!" and "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY JUST ORDER ALREADY!"
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The markets are crashing, we can't afford eggs anymore, the economy is shrinking, our allies are abandoning us...

But we'll always have the Gulf of America.
IUD insertion and removal without anesthetics of any kind
“Mom are SZA and Kendrick Lamar friends? They do a lot of really good stuff together”

-8.5 years old
Comparing my schedule with the Tour Dates to see if I can get an autograph in person…
I love over hearing my spawn singing in the shower. It’s the sound of joy unbridled by selfconsciousness or fear.