Allan Grey
@allangrey.bsky.social
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Doctor Grey, PH.D. Robotics and AI design expert. [RP, Somewhat Multiverse OC. Adult writer. GMT+10 timezone.]
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"Awesome, cause I fuckin' LOVE pain."
"It's going to be so painful. It's going to make that incident where Sonic's board blew up look like a coughing fit."
Good. Do it. Make it explode. Make it bust.
. . . .
"I'm gonna put a bomb in this when you aren't looking."
"I'm gonna put a bomb in this when you aren't looking."
I honestly can't believe I've never done this ONCE with an extreme gear until now.
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"How can anyone be sure that it happened if you don't end it with a high-speed police chase with half the city breathing down your neck?"
"Gotta make a statement, after all."
"Gotta make a statement, after all."
"The *best* versions of those heists involve people being ABSOLUTELY sure that it happened and that you maybe did it but having fuck all real evidence to actually prove it and not even getting the chance to be reasonably allowed to raise their weapons."
"Yeah but the best versions of those heists involve an exciting getaway...preferably one where we're being shot at."
"Industrial Espionage."
"Selling state secrets."
"You know. The fun stuff."
"Selling state secrets."
"You know. The fun stuff."
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"Yeah? Name one."
"A lot of the best crimes don't involve being shot at, y'know."
"C'moooooon, where's the fun in that!?"
"My thing is avoiding the shooting beginning altogether."
"Okay, yeah...that's true. I can and will parry bullets. And it's fucking rad, too. Don't forget that."
"But can't you create some sort of cool cyborg implant or ninja power armor or something that lets you parry bullets too?"
"But can't you create some sort of cool cyborg implant or ninja power armor or something that lets you parry bullets too?"
"You can say that because you can /parry bullets/."
"I have to be a bit more subtle."
"I have to be a bit more subtle."
"Oh c'mooooon! Trouble is fun! There's nothing like the rush of getting shot at!"
"Join me in the fun! Do it do it do it do it!"
"Join me in the fun! Do it do it do it do it!"
"... I mean, could, doesn't mean want to or should. And we'd have to consider how much trouble that lands us in here at home, too."
"You're on."
"I could probably beat Jet at the Federal Felony high score."
“I want to see this.”
"I could probably beat Jet at the Federal Felony high score."
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"but it'd be coooool and thats his fault thinking he's cool enough. Ya can always be cooler.
And where's the fun in always moving on to the next most important thing? Live a little, frame your friends for felonies"
And where's the fun in always moving on to the next most important thing? Live a little, frame your friends for felonies"
"It takes time and effort that I could delegate to something far more important."
"Even if I was willing to, I doubt he'd allow me if he found out."
"His pride has a funny way of getting in the way of things."
"Even if I was willing to, I doubt he'd allow me if he found out."
"His pride has a funny way of getting in the way of things."
"Eh, fair. I have been up most of the night... again... So I forget that not everyone is fully awake at this time."
"It being the hour it is, you should not have expected an entirely coherent thought."
"... I was genuinely hoping you weren't going to go there."
"Something something, watermelon crushing?"