Allan
@allan807.bsky.social
Grumpy old man. Mostly harmless. I am a conservative. I abandoned the Conservatives when they abandoned the progressives.
I may be paraphrasing, but Donald Trump said "Rob Reiner didn't like me and deserved to die".
December 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I may be paraphrasing, but Donald Trump said "Rob Reiner didn't like me and deserved to die".
A person who hates Canada as much as Pierre Poilievre should never be elected Prime Minister.
December 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
A person who hates Canada as much as Pierre Poilievre should never be elected Prime Minister.
Danielle Smith's UCP government is adding to legislation clauses that "protects ministers from political activism".
In reality, it is to protect ministers from ACCOUNTABILITY.
In reality, it is to protect ministers from ACCOUNTABILITY.
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Danielle Smith's UCP government is adding to legislation clauses that "protects ministers from political activism".
In reality, it is to protect ministers from ACCOUNTABILITY.
In reality, it is to protect ministers from ACCOUNTABILITY.
Pete "kill them all" Hegseth is a mass murderer. Donald "shit for brains" Trump is his accomplice.
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Pete "kill them all" Hegseth is a mass murderer. Donald "shit for brains" Trump is his accomplice.
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
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Shit-for-brains Donald Trump is very proud of his new bathroom.
November 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Shit-for-brains Donald Trump is very proud of his new bathroom.
It's so obvious. The Republican GOP healthcare plan is to end all public funding of healthcare, including research.
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It's so obvious. The Republican GOP healthcare plan is to end all public funding of healthcare, including research.
Who could have possibly foreseen that $MELANIA Trump's cryptocurrency was worthless when it launched? It boggles the mind. 🤷♂️
October 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Who could have possibly foreseen that $MELANIA Trump's cryptocurrency was worthless when it launched? It boggles the mind. 🤷♂️
Donald Trump is giving Argentina $40 BILLION USD, and is considering buying beef from them, because "he likes the president".
America First MAGA, how does that make you feel?
MAGA now means Make Argentina Great Again
They're all MORONS
America First MAGA, how does that make you feel?
MAGA now means Make Argentina Great Again
They're all MORONS
October 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Donald Trump is giving Argentina $40 BILLION USD, and is considering buying beef from them, because "he likes the president".
America First MAGA, how does that make you feel?
MAGA now means Make Argentina Great Again
They're all MORONS
America First MAGA, how does that make you feel?
MAGA now means Make Argentina Great Again
They're all MORONS
Can we all start calling Trump's Whitehouse ballroom "Trump's Folly". I think that would really annoy him.
October 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Can we all start calling Trump's Whitehouse ballroom "Trump's Folly". I think that would really annoy him.
Just to be a nonconformist, I eat the red ones first.
October 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Just to be a nonconformist, I eat the red ones first.
anti anti-fascist = FASCIST
anti anti-racist = RACIST
anti anti-racist = RACIST
October 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
anti anti-fascist = FASCIST
anti anti-racist = RACIST
anti anti-racist = RACIST
Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize because he ushered in an era of hope and optimism globally, albeit short-lived.
Donald Trump will never be associated with hope and optimism.
Donald Trump will never be associated with hope and optimism.
October 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize because he ushered in an era of hope and optimism globally, albeit short-lived.
Donald Trump will never be associated with hope and optimism.
Donald Trump will never be associated with hope and optimism.
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"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
How long before Donald Trump complains about not receiving the Nobel Prize for Medicine for his work with Tylenol?
October 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
How long before Donald Trump complains about not receiving the Nobel Prize for Medicine for his work with Tylenol?
Did Donald Trump meet his spiritual advisor on Epstein's island? Probably.
October 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Did Donald Trump meet his spiritual advisor on Epstein's island? Probably.
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Despite what Hegseth says, FAT generals and admirals (and let's not forget Commander-In-Chief) is exactly what the USA is all about, and it does truly represent the USA.
Fat Fucks, all of them.
Fat Fucks, all of them.
September 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Despite what Hegseth says, FAT generals and admirals (and let's not forget Commander-In-Chief) is exactly what the USA is all about, and it does truly represent the USA.
Fat Fucks, all of them.
Fat Fucks, all of them.
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This captures much of the frustration of today.
September 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This captures much of the frustration of today.
I wonder how "America First" MAGA feels about Donald Trump sending U$20 Billion to Argentina, whose right-wing lunatic, er leader, drove his country's economy into the ground with his erratic policies.
September 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I wonder how "America First" MAGA feels about Donald Trump sending U$20 Billion to Argentina, whose right-wing lunatic, er leader, drove his country's economy into the ground with his erratic policies.
Only a moron would think that a book is more dangerous than a gun.
September 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Only a moron would think that a book is more dangerous than a gun.
Is it now Putin's (and Trump's) plan for Russia to occasionally intrude on neighboring airspace so that the USA can sell more weapon systems to Europe? If so, what is Putin's cut?
September 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Is it now Putin's (and Trump's) plan for Russia to occasionally intrude on neighboring airspace so that the USA can sell more weapon systems to Europe? If so, what is Putin's cut?
The U.N. should relocate their headquarters to a stable country.
September 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The U.N. should relocate their headquarters to a stable country.