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Alex Hoffman
@alexthoffman.bsky.social
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🎨I’m a cartoonist with a comic strip called Tales of Absurdity. I’m also playing with animation. Let’s tell some jokes and discuss obscure pop songs! Links to stuff: alexthoffman.com/links
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The cashier at the grocery store asked me for my phone number…

Good thing too, I saved like $30 on my groceries. Gots-ta earn those loyalty points!
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I Loki love norse mythology and puns.
The beat adds so much to this song. It makes it legendary! It’s like the Blade Runner Director’s Cut of songs!
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two things about Tom's Diner:

1) the original (with just Susanne Vega) is CRYING OUT for the beat DNA added - it just stops in silence for a few seconds without it and you feel its absence deeply.

2) you can use the lyrics and a newspaper deep dive to determine the exact day it was written :0
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A new comic by @alexthoffman.bsky.social is on When Falls the Coliseum.

“Help! My Teenage President is Out of Control!”

whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2025/10/02/h...
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Reminder that I run a multi-writer blog called When Falls the Coliseum and you could (possibly) write for it if you have interesting and/or amusing things to say. Op-eds, essays, reviews, satire, rants, cartoons, commentary. See the submissions page at
whenfallsthecoliseum.com
When Falls the Coliseum
a journal of American culture (or lack thereof)
whenfallsthecoliseum.com
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Anybody thinks I'm too "radical" has never seen me skate before…

I fall instantly. I'm bad at skating.
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I've always loved comic sequences showing timelapses of a single location/view, so I was glad @rikworth.bsky.social wrote one into the Rome book. Was fun-strating trying to figure out some interaction across timelines too, with equivalent characters crossing paths etc. for the observant reader.
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Me: I killed a man in Reno, just to see him die.

Friend: Oh, I love that song!

Me: Song?
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Changing my fantasy football team name to Ship of Theseus.
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We're going to go an overt censorship campaign against anybody who calls us fascists is not the most effective way to dispel that accusation.
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Raydred @raydred.com · Sep 24
*Waking up in a BBQ restaurant with what looks like blood all over my mouth (its BBQ sauce) not remembering what happened*

Oh no, It happened again…
am, am I a … werewolf?
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Raydred @raydred.com · Sep 22
All Xenomorphs go to heaven.
Try keeping it super low stakes! Like doodle on a scrap piece of paper. If it feels right maybe draw something else or polish the original doodle.

Sometimes I just decide to draw a particular thing, not something I’m in love with just to get something out. Like draw a dumb duck for example.
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Raydred @raydred.com · Sep 17
I love taking a 3 hour nap after lunch. But it makes the rest of the jurors real angry.
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Raydred @raydred.com · Sep 17
Make the art YOU wanna make.
No one else can make that art for you.
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We're still open to new writers, cartoonists, humorists, essayists who are looking for a place to publish their work. If that's you, check out whenfallsthecoliseum.com and see the submissions page.
#writers #commentary #humor
When Falls the Coliseum
a journal of American culture (or lack thereof)
whenfallsthecoliseum.com