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Alex Hoffman

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🎨I’m a cartoonist with a comic strip called Tales of Absurdity. I’m also playing with animation. Let’s tell some jokes and discuss obscure pop songs! Links to stuff: alexthoffman.com/links

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Alex Hoffman @alexthoffman.bsky.social · 21d

Check out my latest comic for @thecoliseum.bsky.social:

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Raydred @raydred.com · 8h

The cashier at the grocery store asked me for my phone number…

Good thing too, I saved like $30 on my groceries. Gots-ta earn those loyalty points!

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 1d

Farscape (1999-2003)

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Alex Hoffman @alexthoffman.bsky.social · 1d

Accurate!

a close up of a woman 's face with the words " frell " on the bottom right

ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words " frell " on the bottom right

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Raydred @raydred.com · 14d

I Loki love norse mythology and puns.

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Alex Hoffman @alexthoffman.bsky.social · 18d

The beat adds so much to this song. It makes it legendary! It’s like the Blade Runner Director’s Cut of songs!

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 18d

two things about Tom's Diner:

1) the original (with just Susanne Vega) is CRYING OUT for the beat DNA added - it just stops in silence for a few seconds without it and you feel its absence deeply.

2) you can use the lyrics and a newspaper deep dive to determine the exact day it was written :0

"Tom's Diner Day": The date of the composition
An article on Suzanne Vega's official website[7][8] uses clues in the song to determine the exact date that Vega wrote it.

Vega said that she wrote the song in 1982; Brian Rose has said that it was written sometime between mid-1981 and mid-1982. The lyrics refer to a rainy morning, when she was at the diner on the corner, reading in her newspaper of "a story of an actor / who had died while he was drinking", and afterwards "turning to the horoscope / and looking for the funnies". Only two newspapers in New York City carried comic strips, or "funnies", in 1981 and 1982, and only one, the New York Post, featured a front-page story of the death of Oscar-winning actor William Holden, whose body was discovered on Monday, November 16, 1981. In a 2008 essay for The New York Times, Vega confirmed that Holden was the actor whose death she had read about and inspired the line in the song.[5]

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Alex Hoffman @alexthoffman.bsky.social · 21d

Check out my latest comic for @thecoliseum.bsky.social:

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Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 21d

A new comic by @alexthoffman.bsky.social is on When Falls the Coliseum.

“Help! My Teenage President is Out of Control!”

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A cartoon showing a mom calling on a phone for help with a sullen teenage Trump

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Devin Welborn @devinwelborn.com · 23d

Inktober Day 1: Mustache
#inktober2025 #inktober #zorro

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Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 23d

Reminder that I run a multi-writer blog called When Falls the Coliseum and you could (possibly) write for it if you have interesting and/or amusing things to say. Op-eds, essays, reviews, satire, rants, cartoons, commentary. See the submissions page at
whenfallsthecoliseum.com

When Falls the Coliseum

a journal of American culture (or lack thereof)

whenfallsthecoliseum.com

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Raydred @raydred.com · 23d

Anybody thinks I'm too "radical" has never seen me skate before…

I fall instantly. I'm bad at skating.

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Kasey "Super Sketcher" Golden @kaseythegolden.bsky.social · 24d

🗣️ PASS IT ON!!!

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Jordan Collver @jordancollver.bsky.social · 24d

I've always loved comic sequences showing timelapses of a single location/view, so I was glad @rikworth.bsky.social wrote one into the Rome book. Was fun-strating trying to figure out some interaction across timelines too, with equivalent characters crossing paths etc. for the observant reader.

4 panel comic sequence showing the same view down a Roman street, progressing backwards in time from the present day, medieval, late, and less-late Roman periods.

The same image as previous but with coloured lines connecting the paths of different characters through the scene across time, including a pedestrian, businessman/merchant/patricians, police/soldiers, labourers/plebians (and a cat). In the last panel a man drops a basket of olives, which progressively grows into a large ancient olive tree across the panels.

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Raydred @raydred.com · 28d

Me: I killed a man in Reno, just to see him die.

Friend: Oh, I love that song!

Me: Song?

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Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · Sep 24

Changing my fantasy football team name to Ship of Theseus.

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · Sep 24

We're going to go an overt censorship campaign against anybody who calls us fascists is not the most effective way to dispel that accusation.

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Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · Sep 24

Jimmy Kimmel is back but I still think these other shows might be coming soon.
whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2025/09/18/n...

New TV shows approved by the FCC

Your Job’s in Jeopardy! This updated version of the classic game show asks contestants to identify real quotes from political figures and activists. If the

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Raydred @raydred.com · Sep 24

*Waking up in a BBQ restaurant with what looks like blood all over my mouth (its BBQ sauce) not remembering what happened*

Oh no, It happened again…
am, am I a … werewolf?

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Raydred @raydred.com · Sep 22

All Xenomorphs go to heaven.

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Alex Hoffman @alexthoffman.bsky.social · Sep 22

Try keeping it super low stakes! Like doodle on a scrap piece of paper. If it feels right maybe draw something else or polish the original doodle.

Sometimes I just decide to draw a particular thing, not something I’m in love with just to get something out. Like draw a dumb duck for example.

Alex Hoffman @alexthoffman.bsky.social · Sep 22

What a n00b!
#diablo

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Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · Sep 18

whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2025/09/18/n...

New TV shows approved by the FCC

Your Job’s in Jeopardy! This updated version of the classic game show asks contestants to identify real quotes from political figures and activists. If the

whenfallsthecoliseum.com

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Raydred @raydred.com · Sep 17

I love taking a 3 hour nap after lunch. But it makes the rest of the jurors real angry.

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Raydred @raydred.com · Sep 17

Make the art YOU wanna make.
No one else can make that art for you.

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When Falls the Coliseum @thecoliseum.bsky.social · Sep 17

We're still open to new writers, cartoonists, humorists, essayists who are looking for a place to publish their work. If that's you, check out whenfallsthecoliseum.com and see the submissions page.
#writers #commentary #humor

When Falls the Coliseum

a journal of American culture (or lack thereof)

whenfallsthecoliseum.com

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