Alex Staniforth
@alexstaniforth.bsky.social
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Scottish Green Councillor for Craigentinny & Duddingston, Edinburgh Non-binary They/them Promoted by Dave Owen on behalf of Alex Staniforth, both at 19b Graham Street, Edinburgh, EH6 5QN.
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Jared Leto thinks he’s method acting and in a way he is - he‘s an insufferable asshole to everybody on set and that’s how he comes across on screen.
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alexstaniforth.bsky.social
Apparently the ‘adult‘ way of approaching politics is to chew the scenery over an immigrant ‘crisis‘ that isn’t real because someone waved an England flag in your face.

Anything else is just immature, student politics.
alexstaniforth.bsky.social
Fortunately their current president is an expert at going bankrupt so I’m sure he can steer them through it.
alexstaniforth.bsky.social
The European Court of Human Rights. Even then, its judges are only human and I’m allowed to disagree with their decisions. Just because something has ‘Equality‘ or ‘Human rights‘ in its name doesn’t make it right.

Unless you believe North Korea is actually a democratic people‘s republic as well.
alexstaniforth.bsky.social
One part Mr Burns, one part Charlie Day in front of a cork board.
alexstaniforth.bsky.social
He actually wants to hire a transvestigator! This is something else.
alexstaniforth.bsky.social
So a trick our household just learned which works with at least some types:

Wrap a £10 note around the neck of the bottle, under the cap, and slide it up. With the right type of security cap it will just pop off easily.
alexstaniforth.bsky.social
I would kill everyone involved, starting with myself.
alexstaniforth.bsky.social
Obviously, what we need is for the cis men to speak for the lesbians. Because, as every person who has met a lesbian knows, they are universally shrinking violets who are unable to speak for themselves.
alexstaniforth.bsky.social
To give an example of what I mean I’m not sure other nations let democratically elected leaders keep their honorific after their term is over but it’s common for people to refer to ex-US presidents as ‘President such and such’.

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alexstaniforth.bsky.social
Deference that other countries gave to their monarch. (Bear in mind the US *almost* had presidents for life - it was seriously considered.)

In the late 18th century this wouldn’t have been considered odd but as more democracies bloomed it became quite a strange quirk.

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alexstaniforth.bsky.social
OK so I have a degree in history (not of journalism) but… Americans are weirdly deferential towards their president compared with other democratic countries imo.

I think it comes from being one of the first modern republics so they set a precedent early on of treating a president with the same…

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alexstaniforth.bsky.social
I would say Kelvin, as that has good Scottish roots in the university of Glasgow, but I’m not 100% sure she will have heard of it.
alexstaniforth.bsky.social
I have bad news about how likely anyone antifa is to agree with each other, let alone anyone else.
alexstaniforth.bsky.social
Alex Jones voice:
They’re turning the freakin‘ frogs antifa!
thetnholler.bsky.social
PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”

(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
alexstaniforth.bsky.social
Yes, it’s called a trial at The Hague.
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euan.bsky.social
if i had a nickel for every time Ash Regan had run for leadership of a party, lost, and then quit that party entirely i’d have two nickels, etc, etc
alexstaniforth.bsky.social
Well… yeah. Unless I’ve seriously misremembered the story of the Good Samaritan and they beat him up afterwards and then force him out of the country.
alexstaniforth.bsky.social
Yes, to be fair I think that’s about when you get your National Insurance number. Of course, the fact we already have an NI number makes digital ID pointless for the problem they claim it solves.
alexstaniforth.bsky.social
Sounds like ‘right to addiction recovery’ is as big a misnomer as ‘right to work‘ is in the US.
patrickharvie.bsky.social
This afternoon MSPs will decide whether to support a Bill called ‘Right to Addiction Recovery’. The title sounds like a good thing, and we all know that Scotland has appallingly high numbers of drug related deaths. So why is this Bill the wrong answer? 🧵