Alex Manthei
@alexmanthei.com
I'm Alex (he/him/his). I live in #London but I'm from #Tucson, AZ 🌵
🧑💻 I’m currently…
🏦 Working at @monzo.com
🕹️ Playing Pokémon Crystal
📚 Reading The Stasi Poetry Circle by Philip Oltermann
🎧 Listening to The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
🧑💻 I’m currently…
🏦 Working at @monzo.com
🕹️ Playing Pokémon Crystal
📚 Reading The Stasi Poetry Circle by Philip Oltermann
🎧 Listening to The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Pinned
Trump’s America
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Trump’s America
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SpaceX in 2012: We will return to the moon and put a man on Mars
SpaceX 2026: you know the data centers that make on-demand child porn possible? now they're satellites!
SpaceX 2026: you know the data centers that make on-demand child porn possible? now they're satellites!
February 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
SpaceX in 2012: We will return to the moon and put a man on Mars
SpaceX 2026: you know the data centers that make on-demand child porn possible? now they're satellites!
SpaceX 2026: you know the data centers that make on-demand child porn possible? now they're satellites!
The only way they can get anyone to watch “Melania.”
February 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The only way they can get anyone to watch “Melania.”
Just watched A New Hope (Despecialized Edition) with our daughter for the first time. Skipped Luke’s aunt & uncle being charred. But other than that, it was totally fine for her!
February 1, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Just watched A New Hope (Despecialized Edition) with our daughter for the first time. Skipped Luke’s aunt & uncle being charred. But other than that, it was totally fine for her!
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Thing we are learning about the super rich:
☑️ No taste
☑️ Can’t write an email
☑️ No taste
☑️ Can’t write an email
January 31, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Thing we are learning about the super rich:
☑️ No taste
☑️ Can’t write an email
☑️ No taste
☑️ Can’t write an email
STOP GIVING ME HOPE
Fastest reported lap times this week from Barcelona:
Lewis Hamilton - 1:16:348 (Day 5)
George Russell - 1:16:445 (Day 4)
Lando Norris - 1:16:594 (Day 5)
Charles Leclerc - 1:16:653 (Day 5)
Lewis & Ferrari on top.
Lewis Hamilton - 1:16:348 (Day 5)
George Russell - 1:16:445 (Day 4)
Lando Norris - 1:16:594 (Day 5)
Charles Leclerc - 1:16:653 (Day 5)
Lewis & Ferrari on top.
January 30, 2026 at 5:46 PM
STOP GIVING ME HOPE
Imagine if LANCE STROLL is the reason George Russell’s not a champion
Tried increasing the brightness and removing shadows from the photo of Aston Martin’s AMR26.
Does indeed look very unique, like most of Adrian Newey’s creations.
Does indeed look very unique, like most of Adrian Newey’s creations.
January 29, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Imagine if LANCE STROLL is the reason George Russell’s not a champion
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The Williams video is wild. Trying to massage this as “We are ready for Bahrain!” is pretty insulting to the team and their sponsors. The fact is, 10 other teams made it to Barcelona. Saying it “won’t happen again” coming from a team where it *checks notes* has happened in the past isn’t credible.
January 28, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The Williams video is wild. Trying to massage this as “We are ready for Bahrain!” is pretty insulting to the team and their sponsors. The fact is, 10 other teams made it to Barcelona. Saying it “won’t happen again” coming from a team where it *checks notes* has happened in the past isn’t credible.
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James Vowles' face at the end of that Williams update they are *cooked*
January 28, 2026 at 5:35 PM
James Vowles' face at the end of that Williams update they are *cooked*
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Just got an email with a subject: “Important: Your Loom workspace is integrating with Atlassian”
I don’t even know how to list all the ways this is not, in fact, “important”
I don’t even know how to list all the ways this is not, in fact, “important”
January 26, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Just got an email with a subject: “Important: Your Loom workspace is integrating with Atlassian”
I don’t even know how to list all the ways this is not, in fact, “important”
I don’t even know how to list all the ways this is not, in fact, “important”
It’s honestly pretty shocking to me it’s taken Facebook this long to figure out people would pay for no ads on Instagram
January 26, 2026 at 6:15 PM
It’s honestly pretty shocking to me it’s taken Facebook this long to figure out people would pay for no ads on Instagram
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maybe a new domain will fix me
January 25, 2026 at 11:31 AM
maybe a new domain will fix me
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2026 watch #1: Phantom Thread. I’m just a girl looking for a hungry boy to gently poison into adoring submission.
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 AM
2026 watch #1: Phantom Thread. I’m just a girl looking for a hungry boy to gently poison into adoring submission.
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what the fuck can you even say at this point
January 24, 2026 at 4:09 PM
what the fuck can you even say at this point
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these are the 7 house democrats who voted to give ICE another $10 billion on thursday btw
January 24, 2026 at 4:10 PM
these are the 7 house democrats who voted to give ICE another $10 billion on thursday btw
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i do not know how this goes on for three more years
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
i do not know how this goes on for three more years
Being a parent is hearing Spider Man yell “the snownado is sucking it off!” and offering no reaction although on the inside you’re like
a close up of a man 's face with a serious expression on his face .
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with a serious expression on his face .
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Being a parent is hearing Spider Man yell “the snownado is sucking it off!” and offering no reaction although on the inside you’re like
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January 24, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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So much admiration for those out protesting in freezing conditions. This is what standing up against authoritarianism looks like.
January 24, 2026 at 10:17 AM
So much admiration for those out protesting in freezing conditions. This is what standing up against authoritarianism looks like.
summoning circle, hope this works!
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🎙️”If you probably look at all my other interviews all the other years, I never say that I get excited, but I'm massively excited, and I think that's okay, to say that. I'm excited for new beginnings, resetting.” Lewis Hamilton
#F1 #Ferrari #ScuderiaFerrariHP #TeamLH #Tifosi
#F1 #Ferrari #ScuderiaFerrariHP #TeamLH #Tifosi
January 23, 2026 at 7:58 PM
summoning circle, hope this works!
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“And when they fall?”
AirPod designer: “Oh, they’ll just explode out and slide all the way across the room, it’s great.”
AirPod designer: “Oh, they’ll just explode out and slide all the way across the room, it’s great.”
January 22, 2026 at 7:53 AM
“And when they fall?”
AirPod designer: “Oh, they’ll just explode out and slide all the way across the room, it’s great.”
AirPod designer: “Oh, they’ll just explode out and slide all the way across the room, it’s great.”
You’re telling me an AI fried this rice?
January 21, 2026 at 7:27 PM
You’re telling me an AI fried this rice?