Alex Jennings
@alexjennings.bsky.social
World Fantasy Award nominee
Compton Crook winner
Speculative Poetry reviewer for F&SF
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Compton Crook winner
Speculative Poetry reviewer for F&SF
Buy The Ballad of Perilous Graves wherever books are sold.
https://tinyurl.com/2dazncx8
Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/AlexJennings79
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We need a writer/director who does the fun Tarantino stuff (approaching dramas with a sense of play and silliness, putting most of the tension in long dialogue scenes, etc.) without, you know, all that other stuff
December 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM
We need a writer/director who does the fun Tarantino stuff (approaching dramas with a sense of play and silliness, putting most of the tension in long dialogue scenes, etc.) without, you know, all that other stuff
If the Transformers are all a bazillion years old, why are they all still mechanically shapeshifting robots? That seems like a bummer. They’re supposed to be alive, so I feel like they should evolve, even if they have to do it themselves.
December 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If the Transformers are all a bazillion years old, why are they all still mechanically shapeshifting robots? That seems like a bummer. They’re supposed to be alive, so I feel like they should evolve, even if they have to do it themselves.
We lost our buddy Karate Valentino this afternoon. I’ll have more to say eventually, but I’m not answering questions on it right now. Thanks.
December 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
We lost our buddy Karate Valentino this afternoon. I’ll have more to say eventually, but I’m not answering questions on it right now. Thanks.
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
I’ve been informed that the left-over deep dish pizza I believed was still in the freezer is gone, and now I know how William Carlos Williams’s wife felt. Is this the future feminists want???
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’ve been informed that the left-over deep dish pizza I believed was still in the freezer is gone, and now I know how William Carlos Williams’s wife felt. Is this the future feminists want???
Just saw a video of some dipshit using Pringles to make nachos. The fact that it was a skinny muscle guy doing it is so funny to me. Of COURSE that’s what he thinks Fat Kid food would be!
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Just saw a video of some dipshit using Pringles to make nachos. The fact that it was a skinny muscle guy doing it is so funny to me. Of COURSE that’s what he thinks Fat Kid food would be!
You don’t say…!
BREAKING: Pentagon watchdog finds Hegseth's use of Signal to share details of airstrike posed risk to U.S. personnel, AP sources say.
Pentagon watchdog finds Hegseth’s use of Signal posed risk to US personnel, AP sources say
The Pentagon’s watchdog has found that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth put U.S. personnel and mission at risk when he used the Signal messaging app to convey sensitive information about a military strike against Houthi militants in Yemen.
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December 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
You don’t say…!
HEY LIKE WHAT IF INSTEAD OF A FAT GUY SANTA WAS LIKE A MUSCLE GUY WHO IS ALSO DEADLY AND KILLS BAD GUYS??????
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
HEY LIKE WHAT IF INSTEAD OF A FAT GUY SANTA WAS LIKE A MUSCLE GUY WHO IS ALSO DEADLY AND KILLS BAD GUYS??????
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Stitches
Commission for vanillaicefan on Twitter
Commission for vanillaicefan on Twitter
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Stitches
Commission for vanillaicefan on Twitter
Commission for vanillaicefan on Twitter
Now that I have my posting hat, I am FULLY UNSTOPPABLE.
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Now that I have my posting hat, I am FULLY UNSTOPPABLE.
They’re going to F around and fumble Luigi. More proof that if we just pull together and bother to do it, we can crush these people. If Hitler and his boys were this incompetent, WWII would have been a lot easier to win.
December 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
They’re going to F around and fumble Luigi. More proof that if we just pull together and bother to do it, we can crush these people. If Hitler and his boys were this incompetent, WWII would have been a lot easier to win.
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Experiences
Physical media - vinyls especially
Physical media - vinyls especially
7. At your age, what is the perfect gift?
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Experiences
Physical media - vinyls especially
Physical media - vinyls especially
This country has been working on a nervous breakdown since we lost Viet Nam, and what’s happening now is just the latest stage. Who knows where it’ll all wind up?
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This country has been working on a nervous breakdown since we lost Viet Nam, and what’s happening now is just the latest stage. Who knows where it’ll all wind up?
FUN!
“The damage is adding up but so is the reality of what the world is facing. My hunch is any sort of land invasion or bombing of Venezuela may appear as a crossing of a rubicon of that will force more of our allies to reassess the threat Trump poses to the world.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
FUN!
Every once in a while I remember how racist Black Snake Moan was and my mind is blown all over again.
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Every once in a while I remember how racist Black Snake Moan was and my mind is blown all over again.
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GI Joe was full of shit, knowing is at best like 12% of the battle.
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
GI Joe was full of shit, knowing is at best like 12% of the battle.
Who is in these culinary streets putting bolognese on baked potatoes??? I keep seeing it in videos online, and I’m hoping it’s as hypothetical irl as the donkey punch.
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Who is in these culinary streets putting bolognese on baked potatoes??? I keep seeing it in videos online, and I’m hoping it’s as hypothetical irl as the donkey punch.
My final verdict on the Minecraft Movie is I barely know what Minecraft is and I’m 46 years old.
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My final verdict on the Minecraft Movie is I barely know what Minecraft is and I’m 46 years old.
If the villainous boar-lady is against all creativity, why is she magic?
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If the villainous boar-lady is against all creativity, why is she magic?
Honestly, if this movie makes kids happy, that’s more than enough reason for it to exist—I just don’t understand why my wife and I, childless, decided to watch it. We could be watching Detective Pikachu.
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Honestly, if this movie makes kids happy, that’s more than enough reason for it to exist—I just don’t understand why my wife and I, childless, decided to watch it. We could be watching Detective Pikachu.
In the Minecraft world why aren’t the explosions made out of dumb orange blocks? If your answer is, “that would look like shit,” YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM.
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
In the Minecraft world why aren’t the explosions made out of dumb orange blocks? If your answer is, “that would look like shit,” YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM.
I thought the zombies were supposed to be a problem, but Daniele Brooks and Big Sis have started beating the hell out of them without paying attention. Look, this movie is for six-year-olds right? Is that why it’s 10 years late?
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I thought the zombies were supposed to be a problem, but Daniele Brooks and Big Sis have started beating the hell out of them without paying attention. Look, this movie is for six-year-olds right? Is that why it’s 10 years late?
When the movie switches into cockamamie exposition mode it is seriously a chore t get through.
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
When the movie switches into cockamamie exposition mode it is seriously a chore t get through.
Honestly, I think if we were watching the Minecraft movie with a kid or two that we’re losing their shit over all this, it would be one trillion times better. Provided we only had to watch it once.
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Honestly, I think if we were watching the Minecraft movie with a kid or two that we’re losing their shit over all this, it would be one trillion times better. Provided we only had to watch it once.