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albertcumus.bsky.social
Albert
@albertcumus.bsky.social
1K followers 470 following 4.4K posts
About: British purveyor of NSFW artistic lewds and random musings Stats: 6ft, 40, he/him Likes: hot people with hot voices Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that About you: mdni Additional: the 't' is silent
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 13m
a man in a green sweater is standing in front of a pioneer video player
ALT: a man in a green sweater is standing in front of a pioneer video player
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 8h
Good god!
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Ellie 👾 @elliehunterxo.bsky.social · 10h
Dang, I'm really close to 2k followers 😳
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 8h
Yes! It would be altogether worse if this was vodka or something.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 8h
Same! I delete things all the time.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 9h
As though you don't have the right to delete whatever you choose! These are your pictures and not theirs.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 9h
What sort of idiot isn't already?
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 9h
Your posts! Jesus! Not of this earth!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 9h
I have evidence to back this theory up.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 9h
That cannot be true. You are the queen of the humans.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 10h
*searches for woods*
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 10h
Cheffing is my literal superpower. I shall knock at the palace gates and demand entry tomorrow
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 10h
You're like one of those hot girls from the 60s that took drugs and went naked at Woodstock.

Those people are our grandparents now. Worth asking questions at Christmas.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 10h
FFS how is someone not doing that for you? This is a shambles.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 11h
I'm also saying ankle tattoo. That would really hurt!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 12h
All yours!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 12h
In the UK we had a low-level version of this when Lembit Opik got off with one of the Cheeky Girls
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 12h
Had... had the person who first looked at this and thought "that looks like a penis" ever, you know, actually seen a penis?
An aubergine. It's spicy roasted Mediterranean veg for dinner tonight, gang!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 14h
Oh that would be awful please don't let us see that 😉
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 15h
Thanks!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 15h
Best I could do at short notice!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 16h
You're a master of wordsmithery (that's probably a word) and of performance. It's literally laugh out loud funny and also really 🥵
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 16h
This is GENIUS
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Kat @kathedone.bsky.social · 17h
I think this might be one of my favourite scripts I’ve written!l New audio over on Reddit! 😘💋🍎

www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 16h
Haha! If that's not an official thing yet it soon will be
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 16h
A&E would be quite lol

"What's happened to you, then?"

"V... V... Virgo was shaking her ass again."

"Ah, say no more..."
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