Albert
@albertcumus.bsky.social
About: British purveyor of NSFW artistic lewds and random musings
Stats: 6ft, 40, he/him
Likes: hot people with hot voices
Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that
About you: mdni
Additional: the 't' is silent
Stats: 6ft, 40, he/him
Likes: hot people with hot voices
Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that
About you: mdni
Additional: the 't' is silent
Fitness friday but we can still make room for a spot of light feralling
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Fitness friday but we can still make room for a spot of light feralling
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ziggys awesome. you should follow and not just because of all these promised goodies but because shes an incredible person and a delight to have on your timeline.
OK. At 1k I'll post:
Body silhouette & partial face card
1 x throat fucking audio
1 x "struggling to fit" dildo ramblefap
I'll also start recording those Nora collabs VERY soon (body hates me)
I'm going through it atm but I'll keep my promise if I hit that target. I REALLY appreciate all of you.
Body silhouette & partial face card
1 x throat fucking audio
1 x "struggling to fit" dildo ramblefap
I'll also start recording those Nora collabs VERY soon (body hates me)
I'm going through it atm but I'll keep my promise if I hit that target. I REALLY appreciate all of you.
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
ziggys awesome. you should follow and not just because of all these promised goodies but because shes an incredible person and a delight to have on your timeline.
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OK. At 1k I'll post:
Body silhouette & partial face card
1 x throat fucking audio
1 x "struggling to fit" dildo ramblefap
I'll also start recording those Nora collabs VERY soon (body hates me)
I'm going through it atm but I'll keep my promise if I hit that target. I REALLY appreciate all of you.
Body silhouette & partial face card
1 x throat fucking audio
1 x "struggling to fit" dildo ramblefap
I'll also start recording those Nora collabs VERY soon (body hates me)
I'm going through it atm but I'll keep my promise if I hit that target. I REALLY appreciate all of you.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
OK. At 1k I'll post:
Body silhouette & partial face card
1 x throat fucking audio
1 x "struggling to fit" dildo ramblefap
I'll also start recording those Nora collabs VERY soon (body hates me)
I'm going through it atm but I'll keep my promise if I hit that target. I REALLY appreciate all of you.
Body silhouette & partial face card
1 x throat fucking audio
1 x "struggling to fit" dildo ramblefap
I'll also start recording those Nora collabs VERY soon (body hates me)
I'm going through it atm but I'll keep my promise if I hit that target. I REALLY appreciate all of you.
Omg the moon is an absolute beast tonight. Does anyone fancy some werewolf shit?
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Omg the moon is an absolute beast tonight. Does anyone fancy some werewolf shit?
Peperami and a Coke Zero. Lunch of champions.
What?
What?
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Peperami and a Coke Zero. Lunch of champions.
What?
What?
They say thighs are the window to the soul (they do say that) and mine would very much like to spend today in bed. But fine, let's plaster a smile on and give this 'work' business a go...
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 AM
They say thighs are the window to the soul (they do say that) and mine would very much like to spend today in bed. But fine, let's plaster a smile on and give this 'work' business a go...
That's maybe a house in the distance. You gonna make a run for it or
December 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
That's maybe a house in the distance. You gonna make a run for it or
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For this week’s WW:
Peli’s Spanking Challenge
After collating a list of various implements, I’m going to record an audio trying all of them. The # of spanks will be determined by how many people like and share this post.
1 like = 1 spank, 1 repost = 3 spanks.
You have until tomorrow at 5pm est.
Peli’s Spanking Challenge
After collating a list of various implements, I’m going to record an audio trying all of them. The # of spanks will be determined by how many people like and share this post.
1 like = 1 spank, 1 repost = 3 spanks.
You have until tomorrow at 5pm est.
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
For this week’s WW:
Peli’s Spanking Challenge
After collating a list of various implements, I’m going to record an audio trying all of them. The # of spanks will be determined by how many people like and share this post.
1 like = 1 spank, 1 repost = 3 spanks.
You have until tomorrow at 5pm est.
Peli’s Spanking Challenge
After collating a list of various implements, I’m going to record an audio trying all of them. The # of spanks will be determined by how many people like and share this post.
1 like = 1 spank, 1 repost = 3 spanks.
You have until tomorrow at 5pm est.
On wednesdays we offer ass to placate the gods. It wards off pestilence or something I dunno
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM
On wednesdays we offer ass to placate the gods. It wards off pestilence or something I dunno
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I prefer the red wax to the black one, but as long as either is dripped onto me I think they're fine for #tittytuesday
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I prefer the red wax to the black one, but as long as either is dripped onto me I think they're fine for #tittytuesday
Omg how is anyone not following Bananaquet yet? She is the most talented and incredible person on the internet.
uhm...guys, a little nudge so it doesn't stay on 666? You know...maybe reach it to...700? You know just...politely asking. 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Omg how is anyone not following Bananaquet yet? She is the most talented and incredible person on the internet.
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Tittie Tuesday: RJ On The Side
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Tittie Tuesday: RJ On The Side
Hemp, Bronze and Mead currently on the pitch for England. I simply will not have it said that we are a nation obsessed with the past.
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hemp, Bronze and Mead currently on the pitch for England. I simply will not have it said that we are a nation obsessed with the past.
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Could I tease you with my boobs? C;<
𖹭𖹭 #sweetsayer #lewdsky #spicycreators #nsfwsky #realnsfw #fansly 𖹭𖹭
𖹭𖹭 #sweetsayer #lewdsky #spicycreators #nsfwsky #realnsfw #fansly 𖹭𖹭
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Could I tease you with my boobs? C;<
𖹭𖹭 #sweetsayer #lewdsky #spicycreators #nsfwsky #realnsfw #fansly 𖹭𖹭
𖹭𖹭 #sweetsayer #lewdsky #spicycreators #nsfwsky #realnsfw #fansly 𖹭𖹭
Man tits, such as they are
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Man tits, such as they are
The absolute sexual tension between me and my satnav. She sounds assertive but I can tell by the way she mispronounces certain words that she's not as worldly-wise as she thinks she is. Fascinating to see how this one plays out...
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 AM
The absolute sexual tension between me and my satnav. She sounds assertive but I can tell by the way she mispronounces certain words that she's not as worldly-wise as she thinks she is. Fascinating to see how this one plays out...
Is No Nut December a thing? Currently looking after this dog for the foreseeable and he literally follows me everywhere. It's kind of off-putting 😟
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Is No Nut December a thing? Currently looking after this dog for the foreseeable and he literally follows me everywhere. It's kind of off-putting 😟
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Monday! First day of RJ getting the love he deserves
December 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Monday! First day of RJ getting the love he deserves
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Check it out 😉 Christmas is here
To kick off the first day of my 25 Days of Xmas collab, we bring you
“Cookies & Creampies”
📝: @sunsetsblossoms.bsky.social
🎙️: @artonyoursleeve.bsky.social and a special guest cameo from me!
We hope you left room for dessert! #25DaysofXmas
🔗: www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...
“Cookies & Creampies”
📝: @sunsetsblossoms.bsky.social
🎙️: @artonyoursleeve.bsky.social and a special guest cameo from me!
We hope you left room for dessert! #25DaysofXmas
🔗: www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Check it out 😉 Christmas is here
Right well I suppose we'd better go and knock some sense into monday. You coming?
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Right well I suppose we'd better go and knock some sense into monday. You coming?
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also if you see your white colleague throwing micro aggressions toward poc, fucking call it out?? idc how small it is or how uncomfortable it makes you or others, HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE! this keeping the peace bullshit is weak and tired.
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
also if you see your white colleague throwing micro aggressions toward poc, fucking call it out?? idc how small it is or how uncomfortable it makes you or others, HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE! this keeping the peace bullshit is weak and tired.
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TW: Eating disorder mention.
Today is the last today of my charity sticker collab with Stitch and Sin Designs, where all proceeds from my featured collection will go to a charity that I owe very much to, Beat UK 🧡 PLUS they’re on sale today, get em here! www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Stit...
Today is the last today of my charity sticker collab with Stitch and Sin Designs, where all proceeds from my featured collection will go to a charity that I owe very much to, Beat UK 🧡 PLUS they’re on sale today, get em here! www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Stit...
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
TW: Eating disorder mention.
Today is the last today of my charity sticker collab with Stitch and Sin Designs, where all proceeds from my featured collection will go to a charity that I owe very much to, Beat UK 🧡 PLUS they’re on sale today, get em here! www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Stit...
Today is the last today of my charity sticker collab with Stitch and Sin Designs, where all proceeds from my featured collection will go to a charity that I owe very much to, Beat UK 🧡 PLUS they’re on sale today, get em here! www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Stit...
Just eaten three eggs
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Just eaten three eggs