Albert
@albertcumus.bsky.social
About: British purveyor of NSFW artistic lewds and random musings
Stats: 6ft, 40, he/him
Likes: hot people with hot voices
Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that
About you: mdni
Additional: the 't' is silent
Stats: 6ft, 40, he/him
Likes: hot people with hot voices
Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that
About you: mdni
Additional: the 't' is silent
GO FOLLOW THIS GODDESS!
Less than 50 away from 1k on here and I never know how to thank y'all for being here with me.
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 AM
GO FOLLOW THIS GODDESS!
Introduce yourself with four concerts you've seen. Let's stop fucking about here. As with VA's, music is basically better when it's done by women
Madonna
Rihanna
Sugababes
Girls Aloud
Madonna
Rihanna
Sugababes
Girls Aloud
Introduce yourself with four concerts you've seen
The Smashing Pumpkins
Dolly Parton
Green Day
Mr Bungle
The Smashing Pumpkins
Dolly Parton
Green Day
Mr Bungle
Introduce yourself with four concerts you've seen
AC/DC
Vans Warped Tour
Trans-Siberia Orchestra
Everclear/Lit
AC/DC
Vans Warped Tour
Trans-Siberia Orchestra
Everclear/Lit
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Introduce yourself with four concerts you've seen. Let's stop fucking about here. As with VA's, music is basically better when it's done by women
Madonna
Rihanna
Sugababes
Girls Aloud
Madonna
Rihanna
Sugababes
Girls Aloud
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We don’t fuck with dickheads.
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
We don’t fuck with dickheads.
Cannot tell you how much you need this in your life 🩷
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Cannot tell you how much you need this in your life 🩷
Gone early with my Christmas decorations innit. Ho-ho-ho and let's hope it's a feral Christmas for everybody
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Gone early with my Christmas decorations innit. Ho-ho-ho and let's hope it's a feral Christmas for everybody
Omg someone saved this. I know not everyone's a fan of that but I fucking love it.
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Omg someone saved this. I know not everyone's a fan of that but I fucking love it.
I'm so thankful to have found the hottest, funniest and most real people in the entire international community. You're great, and never forget that.
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I'm so thankful to have found the hottest, funniest and most real people in the entire international community. You're great, and never forget that.
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To my lovelies,
I’m incredibly thankful for every like, reply & repost! You've made this year on Bsky, Reddit, and Fansly unforgettable. Your engagement keeps me creating. So much love and warmth to you all!
Black Friday bundle coming soon💜
𖹭𖹭 #sweetsayer #spicycreators #realnsfw #fansly 𖹭𖹭
I’m incredibly thankful for every like, reply & repost! You've made this year on Bsky, Reddit, and Fansly unforgettable. Your engagement keeps me creating. So much love and warmth to you all!
Black Friday bundle coming soon💜
𖹭𖹭 #sweetsayer #spicycreators #realnsfw #fansly 𖹭𖹭
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
To my lovelies,
I’m incredibly thankful for every like, reply & repost! You've made this year on Bsky, Reddit, and Fansly unforgettable. Your engagement keeps me creating. So much love and warmth to you all!
Black Friday bundle coming soon💜
𖹭𖹭 #sweetsayer #spicycreators #realnsfw #fansly 𖹭𖹭
I’m incredibly thankful for every like, reply & repost! You've made this year on Bsky, Reddit, and Fansly unforgettable. Your engagement keeps me creating. So much love and warmth to you all!
Black Friday bundle coming soon💜
𖹭𖹭 #sweetsayer #spicycreators #realnsfw #fansly 𖹭𖹭
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OH HELLO LUCKY NUMBER 7 ✨️
Day 7 looking like my stocking might get filled ;)
Written by u/Icedrake402 ❄️
Day 7 looking like my stocking might get filled ;)
Written by u/Icedrake402 ❄️
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
OH HELLO LUCKY NUMBER 7 ✨️
Day 7 looking like my stocking might get filled ;)
Written by u/Icedrake402 ❄️
Day 7 looking like my stocking might get filled ;)
Written by u/Icedrake402 ❄️
Happy thanksgiving y'all. We still observe thighsday, right?
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Happy thanksgiving y'all. We still observe thighsday, right?
It's no coincidence that Jack and the Beanstalk was popularised at the height of Britain's crimes of empire, particularly in India.
Like, some daft kid breaks into an enchanted faraway land and robs all its resources and we're supposed to find that heroic because he's English? Absolutely fuck that.
Like, some daft kid breaks into an enchanted faraway land and robs all its resources and we're supposed to find that heroic because he's English? Absolutely fuck that.
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
It's no coincidence that Jack and the Beanstalk was popularised at the height of Britain's crimes of empire, particularly in India.
Like, some daft kid breaks into an enchanted faraway land and robs all its resources and we're supposed to find that heroic because he's English? Absolutely fuck that.
Like, some daft kid breaks into an enchanted faraway land and robs all its resources and we're supposed to find that heroic because he's English? Absolutely fuck that.
Heard y'all are doing ass today
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Heard y'all are doing ass today
Wouldn't it be cool if we all lived on the same street and our posts were basically shout outs for neighbourly favours? Like, "Just popping down to number 32 for - let me check - aggressive throat fucking and assorted ass stuff."
We'd all be so jolly.
We'd all be so jolly.
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Wouldn't it be cool if we all lived on the same street and our posts were basically shout outs for neighbourly favours? Like, "Just popping down to number 32 for - let me check - aggressive throat fucking and assorted ass stuff."
We'd all be so jolly.
We'd all be so jolly.
I call this piece 'forearms'. Might do ass tomorrow. Might not.
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I call this piece 'forearms'. Might do ass tomorrow. Might not.
You should crave Sweets. She is perfect.
it's okay to crave me Love (*˘︶˘*).｡*♡
𖹭𖹭 #sweetsayer #lewdsky #spicycreators #nsfwsky #realnsfw #fansly 𖹭𖹭
𖹭𖹭 #sweetsayer #lewdsky #spicycreators #nsfwsky #realnsfw #fansly 𖹭𖹭
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You should crave Sweets. She is perfect.
Good morning to the tuesday things
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Good morning to the tuesday things
Yeah good luck with your nnn
✨⚠️NEW PUBLIC VIRGO RAMBLEFAP!! COME GET YA SOME FRESH MOANS!! ⚠️✨
you kissed me so this is 10000% your fault. and you're controlling my toy so who's fault is this really... hmm?
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you kissed me so this is 10000% your fault. and you're controlling my toy so who's fault is this really... hmm?
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GWA: www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
[Mature Content] From the TheRealmOfEroticAudio community on Reddit: [F4A][F4M] Failing No Nut November Ramblefap 💦 [Real Orgasm][Toy][Porn With Plot][Controlling My Orgasm][Make Me Cum][Voice Note][F...
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November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Yeah good luck with your nnn
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
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I’m not doing any Black Friday sales cause my prices are fair and honestly I deserve more, not less, for my work 💋
Following is free and gets you hundreds of visuals (I’ve been doing this over a year now) - I still haven’t reached 300 followers, I’d love to change that!
fans.ly/FeelGoodFaye
Following is free and gets you hundreds of visuals (I’ve been doing this over a year now) - I still haven’t reached 300 followers, I’d love to change that!
fans.ly/FeelGoodFaye
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November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’m not doing any Black Friday sales cause my prices are fair and honestly I deserve more, not less, for my work 💋
Following is free and gets you hundreds of visuals (I’ve been doing this over a year now) - I still haven’t reached 300 followers, I’d love to change that!
fans.ly/FeelGoodFaye
Following is free and gets you hundreds of visuals (I’ve been doing this over a year now) - I still haven’t reached 300 followers, I’d love to change that!
fans.ly/FeelGoodFaye
Morning bluesky! Got an order for slutty mono forearms. Anyone?
November 24, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Morning bluesky! Got an order for slutty mono forearms. Anyone?
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Ramblefap Preview! Cumming to Reddit on Monday!
you kissed me and i couldn't stop thinking about it. You didn't have to accept my toy request... but here you are.
ready to make me fail NNN?
(sound on!)
you kissed me and i couldn't stop thinking about it. You didn't have to accept my toy request... but here you are.
ready to make me fail NNN?
(sound on!)
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Ramblefap Preview! Cumming to Reddit on Monday!
you kissed me and i couldn't stop thinking about it. You didn't have to accept my toy request... but here you are.
ready to make me fail NNN?
(sound on!)
you kissed me and i couldn't stop thinking about it. You didn't have to accept my toy request... but here you are.
ready to make me fail NNN?
(sound on!)
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November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I missed Thursday this week
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I missed Thursday this week