Albert
@albertcumus.bsky.social
About: British purveyor of NSFW artistic lewds and random musings
Stats: 6ft, 40, he/him
Likes: hot people with hot voices
Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that
About you: mdni
Additional: the 't' is silent
Stats: 6ft, 40, he/him
Likes: hot people with hot voices
Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that
About you: mdni
Additional: the 't' is silent
This is not amateur hour.
(Actually it sort of is - I have no idea what I'm doing but as with so many areas of life you just get stuck in until you hear the right noises, right?)
(Actually it sort of is - I have no idea what I'm doing but as with so many areas of life you just get stuck in until you hear the right noises, right?)
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
This is not amateur hour.
(Actually it sort of is - I have no idea what I'm doing but as with so many areas of life you just get stuck in until you hear the right noises, right?)
(Actually it sort of is - I have no idea what I'm doing but as with so many areas of life you just get stuck in until you hear the right noises, right?)
From what I've seen this is pretty much a photograph
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM
From what I've seen this is pretty much a photograph
I'll have a little think...
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I'll have a little think...
You thanking us is very much arse about tit, as they say around these parts.
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
You thanking us is very much arse about tit, as they say around these parts.
That's good because I'm currently debating whether we should go back to bed 😉
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
That's good because I'm currently debating whether we should go back to bed 😉
Done! We'll take the papers and drink it while debating the pressing matters of the day.
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Done! We'll take the papers and drink it while debating the pressing matters of the day.
Good morning to you! Can I confess something awful? I don't actually like tea but am all over the coffee. Can I pour you some?
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Good morning to you! Can I confess something awful? I don't actually like tea but am all over the coffee. Can I pour you some?
Don't let me be a distraction. I'm just here to keep everyone safe.
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Don't let me be a distraction. I'm just here to keep everyone safe.
Respectfully, there is no part of this picture and beyond that I don't want to be in my mouth.
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Respectfully, there is no part of this picture and beyond that I don't want to be in my mouth.
(Naked, obviously, except in hi-viz)
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
(Naked, obviously, except in hi-viz)
I'm not sure it's a typo
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm not sure it's a typo
Literally no idea. What's wrong with just black and no fannying about?
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Literally no idea. What's wrong with just black and no fannying about?
Can I be here holding the ladder steady, just for health and safety purposes?
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Can I be here holding the ladder steady, just for health and safety purposes?
Ok just checking! This is important to my fantasy ideal life.
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ok just checking! This is important to my fantasy ideal life.
How tall do I need to be here?
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
How tall do I need to be here?