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Padraig “Pod” Castman

@alanwhickers.bsky.social

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From the land of pleasant living. Fix your hearts or die. COYS

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Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · Nov 25

Few realize that “Deion” is a bastardized form of the Slavic name “Dejan”

Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 6h

I have so many good rocks and shells in my coat pockets always

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Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 7h

This take is perfectly seasoned for optimal “someone getting mad”

Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 7h

It’s a certified classic tune. But there’s no bad song on the whole damn thing. I quote from their “polite conversation” lyrical pastiche constantly, never caring that no one gets the reference. As much as I hate the saying, the album absolutely “lives rent-free in my head”

Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 7h

Ten years and a month ago, the band Ought put out one of the best albums in history. It hasn’t lost any of its potency or urgency and still sounds fresh today. Listen to SUN COMING DOWN in its entirety today!

Cover for the album SUN COMING DOWN by the band Ought (RIP but listen to Cola). Five rectangular panels show what appear to be brightly colored and highly-abstracted screen prints of human head shapes. The word OUGHT appears in capital letters on the lower left, and the words SUN COMING DOWN appear on the bottom right.

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Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 8h

I saw a dude with a calf sonnenrand leaving Trader Joe’s the other day with his normal-looking wife and daughters. Something went extremely wrong in the country at some point since y2k

Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 8h

I could see it, but give me the fun whimsical mini wheels every time

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Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 10h

They all have good uses but there’s a little teeny tubular guy that kind of sucks. “Ditalini” apparently. Jog on, ditalini.

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Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 1d

Beautiful pup

Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 1d

lol

Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 1d

I thought the quality of sleep was supposed to get better without alcohol

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 1d

i cooked dinner for a law enforcement officer’s wife last night actually 👮🏻‍♂️ i urge all citizens to do the same

Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 2d

U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem on Monday criticized the media and politicians, including Gov. JB Pritzker, for “trying to demonize” federal immigration agents and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook a meal for their families.”

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem accuses Gov. JB Pritzker and media of ‘trying to demonize’ immigration officers

Speaking in Florida, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem criticized Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker and the media, and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook the…

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Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 1d

V handsome v handsome

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Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 1d

Shinola on the wrist?

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Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 1d

The behaviors of the blue jay and the Philly fan base… actually makes more sense there

Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 1d

Oi muchim > all other uses of cucumber

Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 2d

I work with my intramural nemesis every day. It’s not ideal

Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 2d

Are we talking purely internecine or are we including across the table? Because I have a permanent one (1) of the former and 2-5 of the latter at any time

Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 7d

Tottenham Hotspur unveil new men’s football leadership structure

Movie poster for the Odd Couple featuring illustration of clean cut neat freak Jack Lemmon holding a feather duster and chilled out slob Walter Matthau wearing visibly dirty clothing

Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 7d

I’m upset. My tummy hurts

Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 8d

Was it worth it? Fucking up the beautiful aesthetic of the Cybertruck with bumper stickers to save yourself from washing off 4 of the 15 eggs thrown at it per day?

Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 8d

You and me both sis

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 8d

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 8d

D’Angelo dying has fucked me up! What a massive talent, what a loss

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Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 8d

This is the last place I saw gasoline under $2

New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 8d

Point of Rocks, Maryland
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Padraig “Pod” Castman @alanwhickers.bsky.social · 8d

Men’s grindset influencer, dad edition:

Started my day at 5, involuntarily. This is fine, I tell myself, because sleep does not help me achieve my goals.

I like to make hyper-specific goals checklists depending on what I have going on. The sick 1-year old puked his bed and has a dirty diaper, so,