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Grateful to be living in the age of the blender
Pick your fighter: the "football GM" making $650k and never having to make public statements about the team or the associate AD who retired in April getting a raise because he has a years worth of PTO to get paid out on.
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Berman dropped a "might as well face it you're addicted to Love" line and immediately did a Richard Nixon impression after the Keison INT. No one is doing this at his level
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Rough weekend for sports fans from Illinois
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I know at least one team that played all 3 😬
No, the SEC just doesn't have a truckload of Purdues and Marylands and is a much harder league to make your way through right now. Especially for purposes of *this* argument, now that realignment bloat means no one is playing more than 1-2 of Indiana/Ohio State/Oregon
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Is this a bit lol
December 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Indiana deserves a Moneyball-style novel.
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Is Fernando Mendoza “Kirk Cousins But Good”?
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Probably a penalty whatever but don't reward that awful trick play
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Not really pulling for Ohio State but I do think all the new Indiana football fans should experience having their generationally great team wrecked by an Ohio State team whose own fanbase will forget about 3 months from now
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I hate how AI has ruined Google search
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Ranking my favorite music reviews of 2025:

1. Whitney getting ethered by Pitchfork
2. This Amazon review of the Geese album
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Do refs get fined for calling safeties? It feels almost impossible at times
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Paul Chryst would go 9-4 and people would get mad that they didn't do an alternate uniform during the season
Lmaooooooo the All-Big Ten Football Offensive Teams were announced a few minutes ago and, like, a million players are usually selected for the "honorable mention" section and the coaches didn't pick ANY Wisconsin players and the media only picked one.

A complete and utter embarrassment of a season.
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Important announcement: I got a shirt from the cannon at the Badger game. I have waited years for this.
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Tonight we will maybe find out if the Badgers are any good
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
(It is not important to enroll early)
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
jump scare in my spotify wrapped of Bill Simmons thanking me for being a listener. I mean, I appreciate it of course but could have used a warning
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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thank you MSU for hiring Pat Fitzgerald in 2025 so that Chris McIntosh can't do it in 2026
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Trying to get baseball cards for my 6 year old, I have not purchased them in 30 years, what is a good card/mfg/line to get? I want cheap as possible as I don't care about resale value but also not some weird knockoff thing.
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My official list of Badger players I would like to keep:

Everyone who plays OL/DL
The LBs who played this year
Ituka

That's a small list and they are probably screwed but Mac thinks this will work so 🤷
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The real winner of this Badgers season was the friends we made along the way ♥️
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Cool time to decide that targeting isn't a thing any more
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The Hunter Simmons Experience
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The Geese From the Basement is such an all timer. Pretty sure I've watched it every day since it came out. youtu.be/qIol9hig2G4?...
Geese - Getting Killed | From The Basement
YouTube video by From The Basement
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM