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jokes still range from below lemon to sublime
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A single line of text on the last page reads: ‘… The Aristocrats!’
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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do not ever let uncreative people tell you, a creative person, what you should like, love or use
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
text-based reality show
a paywalled substack chat is an interesting marketing strategy
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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sorry but if you want to be a european doing american politics fandom you have to also put up with turkey and pie debates, these are the rules
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i got 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460 problems but a pi ain't one
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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GOAL! 80' — R. Lavelle scores for NJ/NY Gotham FC W. Washington Spirit W 0–1 NJ/NY Gotham FC W. Assist: Bruninha. NWSL Women

#washingtonspiritw #njnygothamfcw #nwsl
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i'm learning portuguese from jonathan's posts but it's going very very very slowly
Só lendas marcando gol para o Marseille dormir na liderança
GOAL! 11' — P. Aubameyang scores for Marseille. Nice 1–5 Marseille. Assist: B. Pavard. Ligue 1

#nice #marseille
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
regularly pronouncing 'zootopia' like 'nootropic' as a little treat for my inner monologue
November 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
for if it's in verse, no evil is spoken
give me instructions on something verboten
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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GOAL! 90' — Meme scores for Iraq. Iraq 2–1 United Arab Emirates. World Cup - Qualification Asia

#iraq #unitedarabemirates #afc #wcq
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
nonsense, we've had this tech for over 25 years
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO #NYCFC
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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GOAL! 50' — A. Martinez scores for New York City FC. Charlotte 0–2 New York City FC. Assist: M. Moralez. Major League Soccer

#forthecrown #newyorkcityfc #MLS
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
the #trli goes wild for one of the most sensational individual goals in #nycfc history!!
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
so this is turning out to actually be a decent way to follow today's action in europe
⚽ KICKOFF — Paris Saint Germain 0–0 Bayern München. UEFA Champions League

#parissaintgermain #bayernmunchen #ucl
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
@hsvhoek.bsky.social out to an early lead!!!
GOAL! 3' — S. Hage scores for Hoek. Hoek 1–0 FC Eindhoven. Assist: S. Schalkwijk. KNVB Beker

#hoek #fceindhoven #knvbbeker
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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⚽ KICKOFF — Philadelphia Union 0–0 Chicago Fire. Major League Soccer
October 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
RIP NIck Mangold 💔💚😭
October 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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⚽ KICKOFF — Pacos Ferreira 0–0 Sporting CP. Taça de Portugal
October 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
fml i hadn't thought about that one cat story in years
I think a lot of people don’t realize how insanely pervasive and coercive the early 2010s “the only way to make it as a young writer is to publish insanely confessional, raw online essays about your darkest secrets and trauma” culture was.
October 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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this goal was magnificent
GOAL! 80' — A. Adams scores for Nigeria. Lesotho 0–2 Nigeria. World Cup - Qualification Africa
October 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
@jonathanista.bsky.social estou trabalhando em algo pensando em você...
⚽ KICKOFF — Coritiba 0–0 Atletico Goianiense. Serie B
October 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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looks like a charlotte hornets intramural scrimmage up in here today
GOAL! 25' — San Martin Formosa. Sol de Mayo 0–1 San Martin Formosa. Torneo Federal A
October 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
the new york jets are not real and they cannot hurt me, they are completely made up
October 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM