Ahab
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Well…I am here!
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Also re the OP, is it weird that I didn’t think Henry Cavill was still in “has to be explained who he is in the headline” territory?
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I have been spoiled for this as well and I am much happier with this reality than some of the theories people were throwing around.
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I’m gonna tag in @brevityofwiit.bsky.social for this I think
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…and then someone else explained who they were adjacent to lolol. Because I have no recollection of them ever crossing my dash!
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Yes, all sorts of people were subtweeting, which was a mystifying mass movement until someone finally linked me to the video.
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I only found out these guys existed today and now I’m never gonna unsee this.

Felicitations to all and sundry who were in this mystery fandom that went canon, but also: lol.
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Tig on the left Mae Martin on the right
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This baby has never done anything wrong in her entire life
ahab.bsky.social
Did anyone see The Fifth Step? Is it worth doing the NT Live?
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The guy behind me on this bus is coughing and then took a long phone call.

In which he called a fantasy league where the last place team each week gets the first pick next time socialism.
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Christ these two
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Frog and Toad went back to the river.

They looked for the button in the mud.
ahab.bsky.social
And like 1900 people being held by Israel I guess.
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Woke up to go to the bathroom and check the storm status and…holy shit
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BREAKING: Hamas has released all surviving 20 Israeli hostages after 2 years in captivity
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Haha, fair. No, I like it when The Prestige Television That Wins Awards is all RPF and then people pretend the idea is icky. 😂
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UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
ahab.bsky.social
If they wanted to find places where computers can actually help and focus on those it might be one thing. This insistence on putting this absolute bullshit in EVERY APP without letting us opt out instead makes me hope the entire industry gets punted into the sun.
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I will not be attempting to recreate this myself but also this could not be a more perfect example of why every AI advance makes me feel unmoored in space & time

Tech: “We’ve invented a way for Excel to add numbers!!!!!!!” *dumps trillions into this failed technology and the data centers to run it*
A tweet from @ZackKorman that says “Copilot in Excel is a global financial crisis waiting to happen.” and shows a spreadsheet where co-pilot has been asked to add 1+2+3 and returned the answer 15
ahab.bsky.social
Like is there a point when they restart serving beer because like why the fuck not
ahab.bsky.social
My foot is vibrating is if I were feeling my cell phone ring through it. My cell phone is not ringing or even in my pocket. Is the floor ringing? Or is phantom phone syndrome spreading to my entire body?
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Anyway I suspect deep social media bankruptcy from here until the end of the weekend.
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Oh well I mean I think about 8 years really

Pretty sure