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Ahab
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Forgot the pic
A plane coming down for landing over a hill. In the foreground are railroad tracks.
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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A ginger cat looking down at a yellow spring
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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At the end of the day, Aidan Turner will always be a vampire to me.
A screencap from The Hobbit special features with pictures of Aidan Turner and many question marks.
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Just flurries, but I wasn’t expecting it!
Fall leaves on the ground with little bits of snow on them visible if you zoom in
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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LOL classic movie night on Bsky @oliviacirce.bsky.social
Two posts in a row about how older movies (The Fugitive and Blues Brothers) are still good
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Oh, they’ve changed.
Two rest stop claw machines sitting next to each other. The left one is stocked with airpods. The right one is stocked with Sonic the Hedgehog plushes.
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I will not be attempting to recreate this myself but also this could not be a more perfect example of why every AI advance makes me feel unmoored in space & time

Tech: “We’ve invented a way for Excel to add numbers!!!!!!!” *dumps trillions into this failed technology and the data centers to run it*
A tweet from @ZackKorman that says “Copilot in Excel is a global financial crisis waiting to happen.” and shows a spreadsheet where co-pilot has been asked to add 1+2+3 and returned the answer 15
October 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
The Scissor Sisters’ instagram account reposting an Attitude Mag story that is a picture of Del, Jake, and Babydaddy with the text: “‘Babydaddy is moving to London. Make of that what you will' - Scissor Sisters tease new music after Attitude Awards 2025 win”
October 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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This part is also very good.
“Reeves also participated in Second City workshops in Toronto and Los Angeles and performed in Toronto's Theatresports, where he had the privilege of being on a team losing to The Kids in the Hall in 1982.”
October 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Is this the funniest possible way his Playbill bio could have started? I say yes.
A Playbill bio page with the banner “WHO'S WHO” on top and underneath: “KEANU REEVES (Estragon) attended the Toronto High School for the Performing Arts in 1980 as a junior.“
October 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I wasn’t prepared for today to be about this variety.com/2025/film/gl...
"I found that in this case, it's not really relevant what my background is. I mean, I do have kid, but what I've done in the past, who I've been with, men, women... To me, what was important was that this felt like an opportunity to tell a story about a subculture I hadn't seen portrayed this way - with so much authenticity," he said at Zurich Film Festival. "My experience of watching this on screen was through [Al Pacino starrer] 'Cruising,’ where it's this dark underbelly of New York City and it's dangerous, murderous and scary. Leather gays are scary. I'm no Ray, but I have a little bit of experience from that world and I know that's not the truthful depiction.”
October 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Never forget!!!
A tumblr post by natalieironside from May 26, 2024 that reads: “You should never create anything with a wide audience in mind. The so-called "general audience" doesn't exist; it's a fiction made up by advertising executives. Most of the time, great art and literature is made with the intention of pleasing no more than 4 or 5 specific perverts of the author's acquaintance”
October 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Double FYI
“AO3 has announced maintenance downtime from Sep 26, 07:30 UTC to (approximately) Sep 27, 03:30 UTC, which cuts a large chunk off the end of our planned nominations period. Because of this, we'll extend nominations for an extra 16 hours, and instead close nominations on Saturday September 27 at 1pm UTC (What time is that for me?). However, we urge you to get your nominations in before the downtime begins, just in case AO3 doesn't come back up in time for you to submit before we close nominations.”
September 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Uh….how does north work again, NotifyNYC?
Screencap of a text message that reads: “Protest Activity: Expect traffic delays & emergency personnel near East 50th street and Park Avenue northbound towards Columbus Circle, Manhattan. Use alternate routes.”
September 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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The Mom & Dads shot of my dreams
Katherine Lanasa, Noah Wyle, and Shawn Hatosy on an Emmy red carpet holding the 4 Emmys they collectively won for acting and producing The Pitt
September 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I just realized it didn’t do a thumbnail for this, but this is what it is. LOL. LMAO.
An image of Greg and Alex from Taskmaster, leaning in toward each other and about to kiss, with the caption: “Their relationship is as strong as ever.”
September 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Anyway, niche post, but tfw you tried to steal all the good feelings from the people in the valley but instead they’re about to burn you to scare away their anxieties for another year
A picture of Zozobra on a hill in front of a field full of people
August 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Ah yes, the old classic
A menu item that reads: "ARNOLD PLAMER - $4"
August 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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A screencap of the Allusionist episode about parks with guest Justin McEloy, CBC reporter. That same Justin McElroy’s instagram profile
August 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Quick, post your favorite mouse residences
An illustration of a house plan with a mouse in it from “Need a house? Call Ms. Mouse!” (Or “House by Mouse” outside the US apparently)
July 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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LOL

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The same hat meme
July 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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The two types I have look like this (1st pic), and they can each be flipped upside down and screwed back on (2nd pic).
The white tops of two orange prescription bottles screwed on in the way they came from the pharmacy. The white tops of two orange prescription bottles flipped upside down.
July 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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An image of Jason Mantzoukas from Taskmaster. He's on the stage for a studio task with two red spoons being held around his body by an off-screen Stevie Martin. In the moment, Stevie was saying to Jason: "I'm locked in."
July 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Good looking out

Maybe everyone driving should just stay home
A text that reads: “Planned Work: All lanes of will be closed at, from -, . Use alternate routes.”
June 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I simply to not need any additional measurements to approach triple digits, thanks
A text message that reads, “Air Quality Health Advisory: Air Quality Index (AQI) forecast to reach 101-150 tomorrow, Wednesday, 6/25. Unhealthy for sensitive groups & may be unhealthy for those sensitive to air pollution. Info: https:// www.weather.gov/okx/“
June 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM