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A Green Cow
@agreencow.bsky.social
Narrm based, local nothing, who dips hand at a few things, and shares infrequently. As Ringo says, Peace and Love.
She/Her, and I’m all good with they/them being used too. Just never “guys” I switch off at that one.
The Boxing Day Test must be getting close. Just spotted the first Box blooming in the wild.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It’s a few minutes to 7pm, I need to wake up at 2am to go to work, having been up since 3am today. But the building site across the road just started their cement pour, with three 6sqm trucks on site, and a pump crane.
Got to love a local council that allows this kind of crap to happen until 8pm. 🤬
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Stonefield. I wish they would make music again. 😥

Also full disclosure, only put it on for the photo. Been working on my caravan all day, and I didn’t want to ruin a good band shirt doing that. #AusMusicTShirtDay
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I’m fitting an awning to my teardrop. Measured twice, and an extra measure to be sure. Checked where all wiring was going that I could trace, marked my spots and drilled…, right through the middle of the 12V running at a 45° angle.
Excuse me, I need to go buy a lotto ticket now.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Listening to the Figjam from my work class a few years ago, the one who according to himself was the best (he failed multiple exams and was last to qualify) complain that he has to work according to the EBA, and not do what he wants to do.
I bet he only has a job still due to “Good Bloke” status.
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Listening to a couple of work colleagues talk about their new electric cars from a certain nutjob. It’s like two old people trying to outdo each other with what ailments they have, talking about all the issues with the cars. Haven’t heard either say a good thing about the cars in the last 15mins.
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I think if England bat first in the Brisbane Test, Australia should just get Travis Head to walk into their dressing room at the innings break and say “Yeah nah, you lot can bat again, I want to make it a fair fight this time.”
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Now that @eflind.bsky.social is in England, is she fair game to stir about how bad the Poms are at cricket? Asking for a friend. 😁😁😁
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
With that result England take a 1-0 lead in this series for moral victories.
They now head to Brisbane where they look to keep their moral victory success since 1877 at 100%. #Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Beating England in a Test in just two days, is almost as good as beating Carlton by a point after the siren.
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I reckon at this point Australia should just put up the shutters and finish it off on day three. No point rushing this last run. #Ashes #AUSvENG
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 AM
You can actually pinpoint the moment England realised that the Test series would be a 5-0 loss, and Baz Ball is dead. #Ashes #AUSvENG
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Looks like we’ve finally found the right opening pair for Australia. #Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Anyone want to buy my Day 4 tickets to the Perth Test? Only $100 each. Got 45,000 of them to sell. I’ll even throw in Day 5 tickets for only $20 more.

Meet me out the back of the WACA in five minutes.
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
A little bit of garage cleaned, recycling bin filled, regular bin filled (eeek rubbish day is Friday). A couple of 3D prints designed and done. Cans cashed in, shopping done, washing done. Car cleaned out, lawns mowed, dunny door fixed. I think that’s enough for my day off, back to work at 6am.
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
This Test so far:
Baz Ball is great!
Baz Ball fails again!
Aussies in command!
WTF Australia?
Baz Ball leads the way!
WTF England?

Game On!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Scotty Boland! He’s a Victorian! Get him up here I wanna boof him! #TheAshes #AusvEng
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
You entered a dance contest. Pick your partner.
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
You know your garage really needs sorting out, when you spend 3 hours putting stuff away and throwing out rubbish, and it looks like nothing has been done at all. I better keep hacking away at things.
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Wag tail wag. Wag hard, wag long. Wag like you’ve never wagged before. #TheAshes #AusvEng
a dog standing on the steps of a house looking at a car that has crashed
ALT: a dog standing on the steps of a house looking at a car that has crashed
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November 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Remember everyone, Change of Lib leadership, change your Smoke Detector batteries.

Sure you’re only meant to do it every six months, but there’s nothing wrong with doing it daily. #AusPol
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Remembering that time as captain I bowled myself 8 overs in a row, when we were defending a total of 84.
A few complained about me hogging the bowling, but I think I was justified with final figures of 7 maidens, 1 run, 2 wickets.
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Someone has filled the vending machine at work with ducks. Completely weird, who would ever want a vending machine duck?
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
A work colleague has experienced an unexpected loss of a family member. So doing the thing you do. It’s a small gesture, but more substantial help will come over time.
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
In my dream last night cameras never developed (unintentional pun) past the 1800’s. There was a car race with a photo finish, but as they crossed the line a piano fell on the camera, leaving the photographer standing there with the cover over their head looking confused.
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM