A Green Cow
@agreencow.bsky.social
Narrm based, local nothing, who dips hand at a few things, and shares infrequently. As Ringo says, Peace and Love.
She/Her, and I’m all good with they/them being used too. Just never “guys” I switch off at that one.
She/Her, and I’m all good with they/them being used too. Just never “guys” I switch off at that one.
Forgot the work Christmas party is on today. It’s also combined with an old workplace of mine, where a lot of people would rather I am dead for exisiting. So I figure it’s best to be loud and proud and make them squirm.
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Forgot the work Christmas party is on today. It’s also combined with an old workplace of mine, where a lot of people would rather I am dead for exisiting. So I figure it’s best to be loud and proud and make them squirm.
The Boxing Day Test must be getting close. Just spotted the first Box blooming in the wild.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The Boxing Day Test must be getting close. Just spotted the first Box blooming in the wild.
These will get displayed better once my house is built, but always loved seeing them live.
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
These will get displayed better once my house is built, but always loved seeing them live.
Stonefield. I wish they would make music again. 😥
Also full disclosure, only put it on for the photo. Been working on my caravan all day, and I didn’t want to ruin a good band shirt doing that. #AusMusicTShirtDay
Also full disclosure, only put it on for the photo. Been working on my caravan all day, and I didn’t want to ruin a good band shirt doing that. #AusMusicTShirtDay
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Stonefield. I wish they would make music again. 😥
Also full disclosure, only put it on for the photo. Been working on my caravan all day, and I didn’t want to ruin a good band shirt doing that. #AusMusicTShirtDay
Also full disclosure, only put it on for the photo. Been working on my caravan all day, and I didn’t want to ruin a good band shirt doing that. #AusMusicTShirtDay
I’m fitting an awning to my teardrop. Measured twice, and an extra measure to be sure. Checked where all wiring was going that I could trace, marked my spots and drilled…, right through the middle of the 12V running at a 45° angle.
Excuse me, I need to go buy a lotto ticket now.
Excuse me, I need to go buy a lotto ticket now.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’m fitting an awning to my teardrop. Measured twice, and an extra measure to be sure. Checked where all wiring was going that I could trace, marked my spots and drilled…, right through the middle of the 12V running at a 45° angle.
Excuse me, I need to go buy a lotto ticket now.
Excuse me, I need to go buy a lotto ticket now.
I’ve been to all three Big Oranges, and many other big things. But the Big Koala is by far the weirdest.
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I’ve been to all three Big Oranges, and many other big things. But the Big Koala is by far the weirdest.
I am Amerikan. Here proof, photo of me in Big Apple New York New York! I’m walking here pizza subway rat, very Amerika. You no doubt, or I beat you like Mets Gala big beat in Basketballing.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I am Amerikan. Here proof, photo of me in Big Apple New York New York! I’m walking here pizza subway rat, very Amerika. You no doubt, or I beat you like Mets Gala big beat in Basketballing.
Would it be like when you cross a German Shepherd with a Corgi, you get a Corgi that looks like it is cosplaying as a German Shepherd? Does anything crossbred with an Ewok end up like an Ewok cosplaying as that thing? Important question to answer indeed.
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Would it be like when you cross a German Shepherd with a Corgi, you get a Corgi that looks like it is cosplaying as a German Shepherd? Does anything crossbred with an Ewok end up like an Ewok cosplaying as that thing? Important question to answer indeed.
England: “Clearly Bazball didn’t work this time against Australia, like how it didn’t work the last umpteenth times we tried it against them. So in the next Test we plan to use Bazball as our tactic.”
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
England: “Clearly Bazball didn’t work this time against Australia, like how it didn’t work the last umpteenth times we tried it against them. So in the next Test we plan to use Bazball as our tactic.”
You entered a dance contest. Pick your partner.
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
You entered a dance contest. Pick your partner.
I GOT A UNICORN DUCK, BEST DAY EVER!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I GOT A UNICORN DUCK, BEST DAY EVER!!!!
Someone has filled the vending machine at work with ducks. Completely weird, who would ever want a vending machine duck?
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Someone has filled the vending machine at work with ducks. Completely weird, who would ever want a vending machine duck?
A work colleague has experienced an unexpected loss of a family member. So doing the thing you do. It’s a small gesture, but more substantial help will come over time.
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
A work colleague has experienced an unexpected loss of a family member. So doing the thing you do. It’s a small gesture, but more substantial help will come over time.
In my dream last night cameras never developed (unintentional pun) past the 1800’s. There was a car race with a photo finish, but as they crossed the line a piano fell on the camera, leaving the photographer standing there with the cover over their head looking confused.
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
In my dream last night cameras never developed (unintentional pun) past the 1800’s. There was a car race with a photo finish, but as they crossed the line a piano fell on the camera, leaving the photographer standing there with the cover over their head looking confused.
Spent the day doing some work on my Teardrop. It’s on a friend’s farm, because I don’t currently have storage for it at home. Most of the day was just planning stuff for when I pick it up in a fortnight to do some upgrades. Everything measured up, so here’s hoping it all works out.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Spent the day doing some work on my Teardrop. It’s on a friend’s farm, because I don’t currently have storage for it at home. Most of the day was just planning stuff for when I pick it up in a fortnight to do some upgrades. Everything measured up, so here’s hoping it all works out.
Don't mind me, just taking my cup of cheese for a ride.
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Don't mind me, just taking my cup of cheese for a ride.
Finally getting around to putting shielding in my P bass. Very rough surface inside, might have to sand it back next time, in about 20 years or so. May have to replace a string by then too.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Finally getting around to putting shielding in my P bass. Very rough surface inside, might have to sand it back next time, in about 20 years or so. May have to replace a string by then too.
Try saying Swedish Dishcloths three times in a row quickly.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Try saying Swedish Dishcloths three times in a row quickly.
The MMM Rock Air Balloon is out and about this morning, dropping icy cold cans of coke all over Melbourne, and handing out $100 vouchers for Strathfield Car Radios. You can find them landing in a field somewhere in the next 15 minutes, all thanks to the smart arse kid with the BB gun and great aim.
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The MMM Rock Air Balloon is out and about this morning, dropping icy cold cans of coke all over Melbourne, and handing out $100 vouchers for Strathfield Car Radios. You can find them landing in a field somewhere in the next 15 minutes, all thanks to the smart arse kid with the BB gun and great aim.
How about some of this from the Late Show?
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
How about some of this from the Late Show?
Yip Yip Yip Yip! Trap trap trap, no no no no no. Sliiii-mer, Sliii-mer!
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Yip Yip Yip Yip! Trap trap trap, no no no no no. Sliiii-mer, Sliii-mer!
Here’s a fun game to play. Find a free library or book exchange that doesn’t have a Danielle Steel novel in it. I’ve been trying for years, it’s never going to happen.
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Here’s a fun game to play. Find a free library or book exchange that doesn’t have a Danielle Steel novel in it. I’ve been trying for years, it’s never going to happen.
DOS? Nothing that fancy for me, Atari 2600 all the way. 😁
October 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
DOS? Nothing that fancy for me, Atari 2600 all the way. 😁
I take life seriously, as a serious adult. Which is why as much as I wanted this hat, I chose to not purchase it. But only because my other two Stitch hats have ears that flap.
October 20, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I take life seriously, as a serious adult. Which is why as much as I wanted this hat, I chose to not purchase it. But only because my other two Stitch hats have ears that flap.