juna
banner
agitprophet.bsky.social
juna
@agitprophet.bsky.social
if the pussy wack im putting your dad in an air frier
Reposted by juna
Did you seriously just speak publicly on your dalliances..?
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reposted by juna
Every textbook written past 2015 is like "I would not parlay with the Trailer Park Boys, as a majority of their number are boorish in nature; furthermore, the lot of them are loutish. It would be very difficult to get anything done with such a group, so I will not parlay with the Trailer Park Boys."
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Reposted by juna
"wishing she would hurt the me I'm not" (cw some... confusing imagery around assault)
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Reposted by juna
Also heres my Halloween costume
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Reposted by juna
gift from emma
October 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
lot of overlap between chasers and cinephiles the way they’re both looking for a 35mm experience
September 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Reposted by juna
(girl who wants to wash the dishes with you for the rest of her life voice) uh, you wanna VC later??
September 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Reposted by juna
(Girl who wishes you had a cervix to press up against) whatever you're not even my type anyway
September 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
(visibly hard) you hate me.
September 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by juna
im sorry but i need to put on a northernlion video and shoot a watery load in her
September 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Reposted by juna
call me montresor the way i left a girl bricked up in my cellar
September 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Reposted by juna
T-shirt that says "I cannot in good conscience come to any conclusion on whether or not anyone knows I'm a transsexual" and "I- relatedly, -also cannot cum" on the back
September 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Reposted by juna
silksong ragebait
August 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
That voicetraining hit like a honey pack
August 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
at the sushi restaurant declining ebay offers all day long
August 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Reposted by juna
Back at it again
August 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Reposted by juna
"—you really hate to see someone going 0-3 so late into an event. Looks like SonicFox is going for the handshake; xXDwyer.GamingXx appears to be reaching for something now..."
August 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It’s menopause august
August 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
halfway through my cut the barber said This one is gonna be a learning experience for us both and i said What
August 7, 2025 at 9:03 AM
August 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Reposted by juna
they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy
August 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reposted by juna
Getting post partum when the 20 year old who keeps asking you for advice finally updates the pronouns in her bio
July 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Reposted by juna
July 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Reposted by juna
Her (breathing evening out, looking up): Hey, baby, what's wrong? Why'd you stop?

Me: Nothing, it's just- you're beautiful.

Malfunctioning John Green tulpa (came standard issue with using Tumblr circa 2015-2020): Do. Epic. Shit. With. Her. Penis.
July 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Reposted by juna
Last night we let Joe Pera talk
July 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM