Local Gay
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They should invent a brain that lets you sleep
January 10, 2024 at 3:17 AM
They should invent a brain that lets you sleep
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Cyborg character except their spine is one of these.
January 8, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Cyborg character except their spine is one of these.
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Jesus: [holding up bread] this is my flesh
Guy Who Owns an Air Fryer: you can reheat that perfectly in an air fryer, I use mine for everything
Guy Who Owns an Air Fryer: you can reheat that perfectly in an air fryer, I use mine for everything
December 30, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Jesus: [holding up bread] this is my flesh
Guy Who Owns an Air Fryer: you can reheat that perfectly in an air fryer, I use mine for everything
Guy Who Owns an Air Fryer: you can reheat that perfectly in an air fryer, I use mine for everything
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Stayed up too late and my brain turned evil
December 30, 2023 at 6:16 AM
Stayed up too late and my brain turned evil
I read "Chile's" as "Chili's" and was wondering why a restaurant would need a defense budget
the NYPD budget is larger than Chile’s national defense budget
Police department budgets are one of those areas in which, if you tell people facts, they immediately reject them as untrue. Compared to 2022, NYPD spent $151 million more on overtime in the subway this year but barely altered the number of major crimes. Robberies went down a bit, assaults went up.
December 28, 2023 at 1:03 AM
I read "Chile's" as "Chili's" and was wondering why a restaurant would need a defense budget
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this is puck, he is my new little brother. i think he’s already my parents’ favorite child.
December 11, 2023 at 8:11 PM
this is puck, he is my new little brother. i think he’s already my parents’ favorite child.
Just to let you know, if I see you posting photos of your cute pet online, IM GOING TO PET THEM. That's right, im going to pet your dog through the dang screen, and there's nothing you can do about it.
December 8, 2023 at 4:07 AM
Just to let you know, if I see you posting photos of your cute pet online, IM GOING TO PET THEM. That's right, im going to pet your dog through the dang screen, and there's nothing you can do about it.
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To be regarded by a cow in a pasture is the purest form of love 🥺🥹
December 6, 2023 at 12:17 AM
To be regarded by a cow in a pasture is the purest form of love 🥺🥹
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just got a jury summons. i can't wait to knowingly and deliberately reject the factual evidence of a case in my refusal to apply law directly as written in order to send a message about social issues larger than the case itself that is contradictory to my sense of morality, justice, and fairness 🙏
November 28, 2023 at 8:03 PM
just got a jury summons. i can't wait to knowingly and deliberately reject the factual evidence of a case in my refusal to apply law directly as written in order to send a message about social issues larger than the case itself that is contradictory to my sense of morality, justice, and fairness 🙏
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to smithereens is probably one of the worst ways to get blown
November 27, 2023 at 3:18 PM
to smithereens is probably one of the worst ways to get blown