Adam Faber
@accordionadam.bsky.social
Local Accordion Dumbass
Peel! Peel! Peel!
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Peel! Peel! Peel!
Who has a picture of the car in the tree?
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Who has a picture of the car in the tree?
Adams saved pictures, greatest hits
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Adams saved pictures, greatest hits
I read because I’m CULTURED
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I read because I’m CULTURED
Oh fuck we have mice
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Oh fuck we have mice
My car has too much stupid technology.
Every time I put it in reverse it just shows me a video of someone getting run over.
Every time I put it in reverse it just shows me a video of someone getting run over.
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My car has too much stupid technology.
Every time I put it in reverse it just shows me a video of someone getting run over.
Every time I put it in reverse it just shows me a video of someone getting run over.
Can someone please help me score my crib hand? I’ve made a terrible mistake
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Can someone please help me score my crib hand? I’ve made a terrible mistake
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me…
I never thought it would happen to me…
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me…
I never thought it would happen to me…
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
This has been happening since I started buying my soap Canadian
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
This has been happening since I started buying my soap Canadian
The official retailer of Pound Town
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The official retailer of Pound Town
Is it even a pound cake if it wasn’t made in pound town?
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Is it even a pound cake if it wasn’t made in pound town?
Paradox! The only way to stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun. But ALL DOGS ARE GOOD BOYS
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Paradox! The only way to stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun. But ALL DOGS ARE GOOD BOYS
I got this sticker in Halifax. It’s on my laptop, but I can’t remember who made it. who made this sticker
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I got this sticker in Halifax. It’s on my laptop, but I can’t remember who made it. who made this sticker
Hey
*looks around all shifty-like*
Wanna see somethin’ … WHOLESOME?
novascotiabucketlist.com/lobster-trap...
*looks around all shifty-like*
Wanna see somethin’ … WHOLESOME?
novascotiabucketlist.com/lobster-trap...
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Hey
*looks around all shifty-like*
Wanna see somethin’ … WHOLESOME?
novascotiabucketlist.com/lobster-trap...
*looks around all shifty-like*
Wanna see somethin’ … WHOLESOME?
novascotiabucketlist.com/lobster-trap...
Christmas is a lot! Meditate with this Furby am am definitely not playing with before I give it as a Christmas present
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Christmas is a lot! Meditate with this Furby am am definitely not playing with before I give it as a Christmas present
“Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth”
Okay but what if there are Trojans in there
Okay but what if there are Trojans in there
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth”
Okay but what if there are Trojans in there
Okay but what if there are Trojans in there
My soap looks like a nose with bogeys in it
Nature is so beautiful
Nature is so beautiful
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My soap looks like a nose with bogeys in it
Nature is so beautiful
Nature is so beautiful
The answer, of course, is all of them.
A drunk lady at a Dartmouth wedding reception asked my wife “How many lifetimes have you two been soulmates?” And I think about that sometimes.
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The answer, of course, is all of them.
A drunk lady at a Dartmouth wedding reception asked my wife “How many lifetimes have you two been soulmates?” And I think about that sometimes.
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
A drunk lady at a Dartmouth wedding reception asked my wife “How many lifetimes have you two been soulmates?” And I think about that sometimes.
I have ‘cupboard rage’ where I holler ‘THIS IS NOT OPTIMAL’ and I either reorganize the whole thing, throw out the junky shit, or build a new shelf
Know what's a lot of fun? Blasting your fave playlist, taking an edible, and doing what I call 'Rave Clean.' You dance, sing, and serenade your dog all while you clean, tidy, and cook.
a man is standing in front of a stainless steel refrigerator
ALT: a man is standing in front of a stainless steel refrigerator
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I have ‘cupboard rage’ where I holler ‘THIS IS NOT OPTIMAL’ and I either reorganize the whole thing, throw out the junky shit, or build a new shelf
Fetch:(“api.beyond”, {
method: “POST”,
method: “POST”,
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Fetch:(“api.beyond”, {
method: “POST”,
method: “POST”,
I don’t wanna be TOO smug about the US shutdown, but when Canadian government can’t agree on the budget we just have a new election 🤷♂️
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I don’t wanna be TOO smug about the US shutdown, but when Canadian government can’t agree on the budget we just have a new election 🤷♂️
I have an East Coast-themed Eurovision song called ‘Party’s in the kitchen’ I’m willing to sell to any Eurovision hopefuls. The gist is a rowdy house party the cops try break up - they keep bursting into rooms to arrest the revellers - but the party. Is in the kitchen.
Amazing. I predict that bonkers Quebecois acts will make a strong showing.
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I have an East Coast-themed Eurovision song called ‘Party’s in the kitchen’ I’m willing to sell to any Eurovision hopefuls. The gist is a rowdy house party the cops try break up - they keep bursting into rooms to arrest the revellers - but the party. Is in the kitchen.
What the fawke
our neighbours just set off fireworks??? for guy fawkes day????? in nova scotia??????
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
What the fawke