Adam Faber
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It looks like an alien skull
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So tomorrow we’re having a 15 person neuroscientist Thanksgiving, and I’ve taken the liberty of organizing some traditional Thanksgiving activities that will help the out of country researchers have an authentic experience
A Construction paper hand turkey for all the PhDs and Doctorates to use as an example. A methodology section, if you will.
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Explaining Canadian Thanksgiving to Americans
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Set the timer for 2 minutes and check again then
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I am forced to conclude Kid Rock is a girl with blue hair and a nose ring
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A power plant that burns extra reuse-a-bags as an alternative energy source
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Me, logging off the work computer and powering up the home computer
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What do you have against Dolly Parton 😏
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This is why I’ll never make it in politics
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Context: Buddy needs a shitknockin
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Is he shitckicking anyone these days?
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Hang on - there are normal men?
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As a favour to family, my brother and I will stand next to each other at family gatherings. We will be ‘ScottnAdam’, so nobody will be required to differentiate us.
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Barista: “What the fuck do YOU want, ugly?”
A sign at a coffee shop that says ‘we filter coffee, not people’
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Got a long list of ex lovers
They’ll tell you I’m insaaaane
I got a blank space babe
Click-click
And I’ll write your name
T swifts murder face