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Danie Kelley
@87zoolemons.bsky.social
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She/Her. Bi. A busy mom who loves playing videogames, writing fanfiction, reading, and occasionally painting. (Halo, Star Wars, Mass Effect, Avatar, Elder Scrolls) Author name "DanieMarie" on #ao3
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Gotcha. I'm in Virginia, so in the morning we look like Eskimos and then by late evening we look like we're going to the beach.
I cannot shout "Separation of Church and State" loud enough.
Lol! I'm not disagreeing with you in the slightest, but my first thought was, oh hell yeah! Do they come in size 10/12 for women? Cause this 38 year-old wants the pants she wore in middle and high school back. Just because I'm a mom doesn't mean I love wearing "mom jeans."
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My cat: Ack! Urrrp. *silent meow* Ack. Maoow. Maaaaaow!

Me: I know. But I needed to pee first.

My cat: Ack. ....Merrfph. Maaow?

Me: Yeah, but we gotta get your bowl first. Hang on.

My cat: MAAAOOOOW! Urrrp. Eek! Maaow!

Me: It's getting there. Just wait, will you?

My cat: Ack. ...Urrrp.
Ooh! W3:WH has such an amazing soundtrack. Bet that was a good time.
This was my thought, too!
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“Watch That Attitude, Junior!”

Inktober Day 19 - Original framed painting now up on jameshance.com ❤️✨🎨

Double whammy 🙌

31 days of favorite characters!
Or - hear me out - it's the Dune sandworm.
I'd be so funny if bags of shit started getting left at the White House gate.
I've read the article, and [if it's true] I am pissed! I didn't need a 2nd remake of CE, but I was going to play it. But not now. Fuck that. I spend my money and time playing games made by *talented human beings* doing what they love.
I adore Halo. But this isn't what Halo is. This is corpo slop.
Me: an amateur writer toiling under the weight of trying to come up with a fun Star Wars heist story that's exciting and complex.

Actual thieves: we used a ladder on a truck, broke a window, cut glass, then road away on scooters.

Me: clearly I'm doing this wrong. 'Keep it simple, stupid' works irl
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I'll leave you from Portland with one last video of the @unpresidentedbrass.bsky.social, the unofficial house band of #NoKings
My parents found an old scrapbook I'd made in middle school and it surprisingly had all three of my Episode 1 ticket stubs in there. I'd forgotten I'd kept them.
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notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?

anyway that’s why these events are important
That would be great, honestly. Nothing stops the machine faster than shoving a rod into the gears.
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Day 14 - Dance

/FemShep and Garrus/
"There is no Shepard without Vakarian"
I really do love how this one turned out in the end.

I hope you like it!
#masseffecfanarttober25 #art #inkart #fanart #masseffect
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

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Hitting the Nuclear Block button with a sonic boom!
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Shut off your phones if you're attending a No Kings protest tomorrow.
"Technologies purchased by ICE in recent weeks include spyware that can hack into smartphones remotely and cellphone location software that can enable the tracking of a phone’s movements without a court warrant..."

www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...