RF
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RF
@zerodice.bsky.social
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Eventually a team I root for will win something, right? Right?
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lol this cop pissed himself
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
Yoga for ten minutes every morning, cold shower for as long as I can handle after regular shower
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This is the ad Donald Trump woke up furious about.

Would be a shame if it went viral.
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The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
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There is not a single person on god’s green earth that gives you a 130 million dollars and doesn’t expect anything in return
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The Trump Administration is an assembly of koolaid drinking trolls who can’t see how insane they are. Problem is the press corps actively covers this up and Democrats are too cowardly to beat on it like a drum.
These are screenshots from the ACTUAL WHITE HOUSE PAGE on the timeline of the East Wing. You may not believe what you re seeing. Go and check for yourself. This...I don't even know what to say about this.
The worst thing about this Vikings game was the J.C. Penney ad
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This is who is paying for the destruction of the White House East Wing, per @wsj.com

Altria Group Inc.
Amazon
Apple Inc.
Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corp.
Caterpillar Inc.
Coinbase Global
Comcast Corp.
Hard Rock International
Google
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin Corp.
Meta Platforms Inc.
1/3
That would be a really thoughtful gift.
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Not enough of you believe me right now, but "Rebuild The White House" is going to become one of the most popular slogans in American political history
Why hasn’t tom changes that to his profile photo yet?
I bet that really pisses you off
You should also ask about favorite chips.
Or a turkey sandwich on rye with spicy mustard
Dallas Clark became really good friends with Dave Matthews and took Kirk ferentz to a show where they hung out backstage with Dave).
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I need a supercut of Johnson saying "I don't know the details." Seems like he's got a lot of free time on his hands these days. Maybe, I don't know, he could spend some of it brushing up on some of those details?
Q: How comfortable are you w/Trump seeking $230m from the DOJ?

MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don't know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he's owed that reimbursement. What I heard is that if receives it, he's gonna consider giving it to charity. They attack him for everything. *changes topic*
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This story is amazing: “He was wearing red sunglasses and smelled faintly of margarita mix, so I thought it was actually him.”

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
“Putnam was arrested on Oct. 18 after presenting a homemade ID card that read “Sammy Hagar, Rock God.” He faces charges of fraud and disorderly conduct.”

Is there a go fund me for his bail I can contribute?
Also: random socks
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This is Herman. He learned how to eat corn on the cob today. And within 11 seconds, he became an expert. 13/10 (TT: devonjohnson07)
I thought this was from Austin, MN and was confused on several points, including wondering when Austin got an In N Out.
Austin PD is asking for the public's help finding a suspect who allegedly assaulted someone in September at the In-N-Out on Guadalupe Street in West Campus. https://www.kxan.com/news/crime/police-searching-for-suspect-connected-with-in-n-out-assault/
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Everything happening in the U.S. now is easier to understand when you stop thinking a political party took power and realize instead that an organized crime ring did.