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RF
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Eventually a team I root for will win something, right? Right?
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The Trump administration is literally the nanny state that conservatives spent decades complaining about. They want to tell you what you should wear on a flight, how many cookies you should eat, who you can watch on late night TV, etc. No Democrat has ever been this much of a busybody fussbudget.
NEW: Dr. Oz is quite literally telling his federal employees to eat less.

“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
www.wired.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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This kind of bottle-shaming is a not-so-subtle way to push women out of the workforce.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Today's Administrative speeches, in one word:

Duffy: "Sweat"
Kennedy: "Boobs"
Oz: "Starve"
December 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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The guy in the seat next to you, after he's done "some pull-ups or step-ups" at the gate
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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The midterms ads write themselves
Duffy: "I don't have a plan to reduce costs."
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Here’s pretty pictures to scrub your brain from that RFK business
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Formula is one of the many miracles of modern science that literally saves lives.

Fuck this guy.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Do teams declining bowl games get to use their bowl game practice time to develop their players?
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
That Hampton inn ad is dangerously because you shouldn’t pour liquid on a grease fire.
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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what follows immediately after the birthright clause? the privileges and immunities and due process clauses? and what follows them? the equal protection clause. all of this is explicitly to say, "the declaration is the constitutional law of the land"
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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the birthright clause was not just written to wipe dred scott off of the books, it was written to repudiate the *idea* behind dred scott, you might say the larger *ideological project* of dred scott. and the whole of section 1 of the 14th amendment is a constitutional statement of political equality
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Go look at the sunrise
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
From Halloween
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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The cuisines in Brazil/Morocco/Haiti/Scotland
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Mack a donia
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’ve seen better comedy at corporate stakeholder event s
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
He’s going to sign an exciting order renaming the nfl next week
Trump: "When you look at football in the US, soccer -- we seem to never call it that, because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called football? We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
lol, picturing trump going to a cosmos match
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
They should make them all play jeopardy
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I bet Putin is pissed he didn’t think of having fifa give him a medal
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM