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Zelena Sage

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PLEASE do NOT follow me for political commentary. I am a sentient Oatmeal Stout in human form. I enjoy irrelevant/ obscure details; but I'm a stout. I love [redacted] & that's about it. My views are not those of my employer(s), because I'm beer.

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · Jan 29

You gotta be bad
You gotta be bold
You gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard
You gotta be tough
You gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool
You gotta be calm
You gotta stay together
All I know, all I know
Love will save the day

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 26m

What is there to debate? This is so stupid

Politico @politico.com · 1h

Speaker Mike Johnson and Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries will debate Wednesday on C-SPAN.

The yet-to-be-scheduled showdown will take place on “Ceasefire,” hosted by our Dasha Burns.

Mike Johnson and Hakeem Jeffries will debate on C-SPAN

The yet-to-be-scheduled showdown will take place on "Ceasefire," hosted by POLITICO's Dasha Burns.

www.politico.com

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 1h

We are living in historic times. The bad ones.

ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 1h

Nelson back for final rebuttal. She's going back to Milligan. I mean, Roberts and Kav are fully prepared to ignore that but, what else can she say other than "we JUST decided this guys!"

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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 5h

He would rather shut down our government than have you see the truth. It's not complicated.

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 2h

Roberts and Alito skipped their chance to ask questions.

Sooo... what's basically happening is that the Republicans have decided to let the Democrats absolutely dog-walk Ed Greim so they can feel better about this case that they're going to lose.

Greim, meet bus, tell me how the wheels look.

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 2h

One of my only remaining joys is that every single time Amy Coney Barrett makes a stupid argument, Ketanji Brown Jackson gets a chance to follow up and illustrate her stupidity.
And this will happen again, and again, for the rest of Barrett's life.

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 2h

Louisiana: "The plaintiffs came in and said 'we want a second majority-minority district."
KBJ: "NO THEY DID NOT. They said our votes are being dilluted."
Louisiana: "That's the same thing."
KBJ: "No it's not. ... trust me on this."
:)

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 2h

My man helped me raise my credit score. He put money in my pocket while I was getting a Grad degree. He helped me pick out suits for interviews and tweaked my resumé. We saw opportunities for ME to make us more money, & I got it! Whoever has the opening should take it, man or woman, regardless.

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 2h

This is the way!

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 3h

when your spouse is good at her job you supposed to be happy for them

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 3h

bubba... you not unhappy... you insecure

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 2h

Incredibly sad and incredibly true. But there are men out here who completely buck the system and are cozy being out-earned by a woman. Men who are built different should be spreading the gospel instead of letting the Andrew Tates of the world poison young men's minds.

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 3h

men are not socialized to be equitable partners.

They are socialized to believe they are dominate partners

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 2h

Kavanaugh: "I want to note some common ground bc I think it's important in disputes like this one to identify common ground. Justice Jackson said the goal is equal opportunity for all Americans & I think we all agree on that, completely"

man shut your bitchass up with this conscience assuaging bs

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 2h

Me, when my doctor asks why I'm blowing him up on MyChart about Xanax™️ at 7:59am

ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 2h

Lmaoooo my anxiety won’t let me wait that long

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 2h

Gyatt he ate that one up

The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 3h

How exactly does Trump plan to lower drug prices by 1000%?

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 2h

They make supplements

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 3h

I put my braids in a big bun.

I tilt my head back & pour warm water mixed w/ shampoo on my scalp.

I massage my scalp in between the braids then rinse the scalp. I put tea tree oil on the scalp.

I put some braiding grease/gel on the roots & put on a headscarf on edges to set it overnight.

hi-yellow MUSTAAARD ✨👸🏽 @mouthyattorney.bsky.social · 4h

I have a serious question for the girls who workout 3-4x week:

Do you not wash your scalp when your hair is in braids?

Like, you go a full 6-10 weeks without washing your hair at all? How? Dry shampoo? I have concerns.

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 3h

Fungus
Staph
Odor... Possibilities of the "ick" are endless tbh

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 3h

Maladadas gonna do it every time🥵🥰

rome. @romewithadot.com · 22h

It’s been a long day. You decide to take a break. What are you snacking on?

Galarian Curry? Paldean Sandwiches? Alolan Malasadas? Or just some ice cold Moo Moo Milk?

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 3h

This was me when Breath of the Wild was getting WORE OUT in my house😭

Daiyain @daiyain.bsky.social · 4h

at the point where I cannot even touch my switch on days where I have things to do bc I know I will get sucked into playing it all day

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 3h

Yes that and saffron

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 3h

This is so fucking petty 😭😭😭

George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 16h

"George has continued criticizing the president and figures of his administration, including Stephen Miller (during her appearance on The Katie Miller Podcast, Kellyanne described the Millers as some of her 'best friends' in the current administration)."

www.thedailybeast.com/kellyanne-co...

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 3h

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 3h

Call coming from inside the house

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 3h

There has not been a month out of 2025 that I've NOT heard about this man being an abusive piece of shit.

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 3h

There has not been a month out of 2025 that I've NOT heard about this man being an abusive piece of shit.

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 3h

Men already be wilding the FUCK out when you take some pussy away. But Republican men gonna take shit the furthest. Because what did you think that lady was gonna do?!?!

NBC News @nbcnews.com · 4h

A Florida judge issues a restraining order against Republican Rep. Cory Mills of Florida for "protection against dating violence" after his ex-girlfriend accused him of threatening to blackmail her using nude images and videos and to physically harm anyone she dated.

GOP Rep. Cory Mills hit with a restraining order from ex-girlfriend

Lindsey Langston said that after they broke up, Mills threatened to blackmail her and physically harm anyone she dated.

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