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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 2h

Frame #19400 from S04 -E04 - Battle Lamb-628198

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Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 3h

Which team does Hologram Tupac play for?

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 11h

That’s Sabrina Carpenter

The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Dec 5

Jane Altoids
@staticbluebat
Why is there not a Wario version of
Peach

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Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 2d

Deeply annoyed that I've had some of these, not surprised that the Big Brands are on the list (but happy they're not on the Oh God Don't Drink That list), glad there's specifically one (1) brand with no lead in it

Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 2d

Absolutely generational talent, cancer is a shit

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 2d

D'Angelo has died after a battle with pancreatic cancer, his former manager says. He was 51

D'Angelo Dead at 51

Grammy-winning R&B soul singer D'Angelo is dead from pancreatic cancer ... TMZ has learned.

www.tmz.com

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ceej @ceej.online · 3d

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

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Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 4d

It's almost as if I'm letting my MLS Season Pass lapse and laughing at all the ticket reps asking if I'm going to renew

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Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 4d

MLS got $2 billion (with a b) from the Apple deal, and they did not spend their money on actual people

Maybe it's time I gave up the league for good

Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 4d

As someone whose time freelancing for MLSsoccer was a vital step in my career progression, and someone who generally gleans insight from the observations of others:

This sucks so hard.

MLS is using generative AI to write match recaps. Writers used to get paid freelance rates to do that. Hssssss.

Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 4d

Like, I'm at work right now watching this out of the corner of my eye, but the REDBLACKS would give the Jets a panic attack and I cannot be more derogatory than this

Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 4d

Anyone who says they'll never watch the CFL because they insist it's inferior football but then turns around and watches the New York Jets on purpose should be fed into a volcano

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Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 4d

Meanwhile the FO is trying to figure out why we're having generational turnover in the community, and they seem to think it's "team bad" but it's the deeper sense of "you keep promising you'll change but you're drunk again"

Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 4d

I mean, they reflect (fire everybody) but they don't LEARN

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Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 4d

gonna re-record Wood so that she actually does say "he dickmatized me" instead of her cowardly self-censorship

Pop Base @popbase.tv · 4d

Taylor Swift will make an exclusive announcement on GMA (Good Morning America) tomorrow, October 13th

Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 4d

on the last point, I think it came down to us having already used our buyouts - I wanna say Birnbaum so that he could retire and come off the books was the big one.

We then used that money on Joon, which uh

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Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 4d

lol at rallying around the lone House Democrat to vote to keep this government open

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Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 4d

I'll ask my Polish friend.

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Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 4d

Related: my partner is determined to keep me away from a television during this game because we're both tired of me being Mad About Soccer

Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 4d

The Klichy Curse: a goblin so determined to make everything worse that he blew a hole in multiple teams

Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 4d

With the Galaxy’s win, next week’s Atlanta vs. D.C. trash can derby will determine who wins the 2025 Wooden Spoon.

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Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 4d

Deeply quotable movie but not in the modern way

*holding up a whole carafe of coffee* YES HAVE SOME has been my stress aesthetic my entire life

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Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 6d

Well, on the one hand, I had to get up at GFY hours to be at work in case Donald Trump won the Nobel Peace Prize

On the other hand, no he didn't, and a Venezuelan woman did instead

So thanks for the $90

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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 8d

This is what some of y'all's mutual aid requests look like

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Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 8d

The 20 minute fight scene "wear the glasses!!" "NO!!!!" *punch*

Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 9d

Donald Trump and the fall of man can't have my sobriety

it's not about bearing the burdens of the world, it's about admitting you can't do everything on your own and cleaning up your own mess so you can help the next mfer

rattgirrll 💫 @princesspabst.bsky.social · 9d

people that can stay sober in 2025 are the strongest mfers cause wut

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Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 9d

Friends, I talk my shit, do not get me wrong, my pearls are decidedly unclutched

but nobody made her do that

Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social · 9d

I thought y'all were exaggerating about the Taylor Swift dick song but goodness me

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