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Babs
@fannyomaha.bsky.social
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I swear to god you sons of bitches better be acting normal (if I should be following you and I'm not, DM and I'll fix that) Banner image by https://@gadzooksbazooka.bsky.social
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · Nov 15
I'm an anarcho-communist and I'm going to talk shit about liberalism. Don't follow me if you don't want to see that I guess
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 8h
Holy shit it just guessed Owen Meany from the John Irving book even though I refuse to acknowledge the film adaptation and answered accordingly
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 9h
Also Aeryn Sun from Farscape
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 13h
Maybe you should tap on the link they sent you and you'll get one
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 13h
One time, some neighborhood kid came by selling big ziplock bags of fresh baked cookies and it was the best thing that's ever happened to me. Best $5 I ever spent
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 13h
Also, I would kill for a blueberry muffin right now
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 13h
Oh my god that's so insidious
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 1d
That's her brother!
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 1d
Perversion
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 1d
My customers will be hearing doing it songs in the background of all my calls for the rest of the day
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 1d
Oh my god, that's terrible. Incredible artist
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 3d
I'm sorry but I shut down and went catatonic at the phrase "my teenager" and I was unable to finish the sentence
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 3d
Absolutely bonkers to say there's no autism among a demographic that spends all day woodworking
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 4d
I have mint growing as weeds in my back yard, I'll bring some right over
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 4d
You want to financially abuse a lady? That's a really fucking weird thing to admit in public
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 7d
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 7d
Promo my ass, I paid $6 for this thing lol
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 7d
It's honestly so strong and brave of me to quit smoking when I had a lighter this cool
A bic lighter with a picture of a chimp. The chimp has a banana peel on their head and is holding a giant banana
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 7d
This is Chris's fault he kept talking about quitting and I agreed but I was kind of calling his bluff
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 7d
I hate that they're single use batteries so I don't plan on using them for long but they get the job done
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 7d
Take my word for it, it's really disgusting. It tastes like what it does to your cardiovascular system
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 7d
I don't think I was able to even fully inhale it was so repellant
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 7d
Me looking incredibly cool hitting a geek bar
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 7d
I got very drunk on Saturday and tried to take a drag off my friend's cigarette and it was so bad it basically cured me of wanting to smoke ever again. I don't know who I am anymore. Rip to a real one, I guess
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 7d
I worked with a chef who was from a big beet producing town in Michigan and he couldn't stand the smell of any beets at all because of that smell
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 7d
It's been 3 weeks since I've had a cigarette. I've just been sucking on a geek bar like a literal child, very embarrassing stuff
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