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Former writer. Father of two children. I write long silly threads on old TV programmes. Have a look here https://www.buymeacoffee.com/jetelephone/posts
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Is the tree okay
Oh Christ
A… remarkable @survation.bsky.social poll out today of voting intentions in Caerphilly ahead of next week’s Senedd by-election

Reform 42%
Plaid 38%
Labour 12%
Conservatives 4%
Greens 3%
LibDem 1%
#senedd #devolution
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the worst part is it talks like it completely understands what you want but actually has not the first clue. i was trying to find the nearest elizabeth line station to richmond park no matter how far. all it was coming back with was the elizabeth line doesn't go to richmond park. i already know that
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it didn't take long for AI search results to be completely awful did it. i need to find out how to switch them off
Well you'd know what a tool is, mate
Dead Space and Call of Duty’s Glen Schofield says he’s been experimenting with generative AI for 2 years and believes it can help ‘fix’ the games industry.

“AI isn’t here to replace us, it’s here to make us better, faster, and more efficient,” he says. “It’s a tool”.
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About 2 months ago it was kinda edgy to call this a bubble and now...
Bubbles are good, actually…

on.ft.com/476jUkn ‘Of course it’s a bubble’: AI start-up valuations soar in investor frenzy
“Of course there’s a bubble,” said Hemant Taneja, chief executive of venture capital firm General Catalyst, which raised an $8bn fund last year and has backed Anthropic and Mistral. “Bubbles are good. Bubbles align capital and talent in a new trend, and that creates some carnage but it also creates enduring, new businesses that change the world.”
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This made me laugh more than I expected. Sweep does Tales of the Unexpected.
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Ah! So that's Danny Buoy.
Me during the Bluesky outage
France losing to Iceland
"Sailing The Shipping Forecast... With Reverend Richard Coles"
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Maybe it’s a Radio 2 thing? Like the mold in the studios sends them that way.
Literally thought this was Anthony Bourdain but it's Charlie Chaplin
POV you're living your best life WHAT AS A CAMERA OPERATOR FILMING SOME PRICK
IT'S NOT POV IF I CAN SEE YOUR FACE. I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE PERSON WITH THE POV. IF SOMEONE IS FILMING ME IT'S NOT MY POV IT'S THEIR POV. FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST
For god's sake can people learn what POV stands for
My Welsh learning centre has been taken over by Aberystwyth. The Gogs are determined to be the keepers of True Welsh aren't they
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive - Elliott
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It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking
Scientist: *studies and researches for 20 years, cures cancer*
Cynthia off Strictly: remember that conversation we had earlier, I told you to cure cancer, that was me