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woketoberpus
@woketopus.bsky.social
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squiggly wiggly cephaloperson | not the Simpsons character, they stole that from me
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · Jul 27
Hey! I'm so glad you posted this take. I'm actually at capacity / skeeting about something else / masturbating right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for discourse. Could we connect [never] instead / Do you have someone else you could argue in bad faith with?
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The 13 Ghosts of Taka Hanazawa 👻 @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 40m
you should be skeptical about ideas that make you feel good and you should be curious about ideas that make you feel bad
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 46m
etsy witches strike again
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 2h
Jordan Peterson critically ill with pneumonia, neuropathy, and sepsis
Jordan Peterson is sick, and suffering from "spiritual attacks" (and surely it's not the drugs, or long COVID, or a meat-only diet, or...)
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 1h
ope there it is
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 1h
aw jeez
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 1h
Long story short, an actual Nazi doxxing ring. Enough people reported them that they went away for like 12 hours and then Elon personally brought them back. The site is dead. If you’re still on there, go lock your account right now
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chris @knightscrest.bsky.social · 1h
what even happened on the other site this time
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 1h
my timeline still won't load
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 1h
oh finally
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 1h
oh hey we're back
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 1h
screenshot of my notifications tab: ⓘ The server appears to be experiencing issues. Please try again in a few moments.
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 1h
i can't see any posts on here HALP
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 2h
he's locked in my basement
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 2h
keeps the doctor away
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 2h
it was this for me
an apple
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 2h
my parent company has a whole ass branded version they're trying to get us to adopt and i swear one day i will fail to bite my tongue and that will be what gets me fired
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 14h
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 3h
@hulkfuckscar.top
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1d
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 4h
if only
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12d
ive run out of normal posts and resorted to fandom specific ones now. We're on to #lockedtomb shitposts.
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Sep 4
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 4h
this would actually fix me
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 26
"Bite her fucking tits"
sludgebitch Follow fucking trannies has you doing shit you'd never think of. impulses arise from an alternate dimension where there are no questions and the only answer is "just fucking do whatever man you don't even have to cum" sludgebitch you get a good grade in transgender sex if at some point over the course of having sex you think "am i even having sex right now. does this count as sex". which btw the answer is always yes if you're horny enough sludgebitch ive been thinking about this and legitimately its just that its fucking human like yeah who knows what fucking murky psychological ooze your particular girl on girl feelings arise from but (for example) you think oh i wanna sniff this girls pits and you're not in to pits and she's not in to pits and in a vacuum this might even gross you out but you sniff the girls pits and you both go aww:) or you both go aww >:3c or whatever the fuck and regardless its cute and its nice and its intimate and even if the specific act does nothing for you sexually its still horny because its a connection that doesn't have to force it's way thru the multiple layers of social bullshit that you have to heft around and place between you and everyone else to survive as a tranny in a world you're not supposed to be a tranny in and both you and this girl get to finally just be fucking animals without producing yourself for the consensus of people who want you either dead or perfect. bite her fucking tits
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 26
*image of a cyborg anime girl in a cockpit with countless wires coming out of her* "mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights' you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat. It's not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it's about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure." -twitter user nyetalia reachartwork Jul 23 #dumping a full mag into a hostile at point blank is like putting a hitachi wand on max yeah sure ill permanently attach that addition to this image ohh if i was a horny mech pilot and you disabled my mech would you abuse me' no i would treat you as a prisoner according to the laws of war. i would not cut your sexy bodysuit off because it is a crime to strip a POW of their clothing and personal effects other than explicit combat equipment. i would not hurt you with my big boot & would instead render medical aid unto you. i would carry out political education to you and set you free as soon as possible according to the strategic and logistical situation what-zit-too-ya Sep 13 #this can be horny too if you play it right
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 21
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ShitpostBot 5000 @shitpostbot.com · 1d
A randomly generated meme
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 7h
it's true
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