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Rykie Belles (she/her)

@withaykie.bsky.social

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Two 'L's, one 'Y,' but it's not where you thiiiiink || It rhymes with Sticky Trellis || Writer, musician, high-functioning trash goblin || rykiebelles.com || 🩷💜💙

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Rykie Belles (she/her) @withaykie.bsky.social · Feb 10

Squaring up to the abyss until the abyss steps back.

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Rykie Belles (she/her) @withaykie.bsky.social · 6h

Rewatching S3 of THE WITCHER, and I am reminded again of the unspeakable acts I would commit if it would bring me a Fringilla-Francesca spinoff where they just look fabulous and kill people.

Frin and Fran: Murder Queens!

Rykie Belles (she/her) @withaykie.bsky.social · 8h

Shoutout to me for making an incredible dinner.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12h

Breaking: The Darkness Returns

WASHINGTON—With deep unease and outright horror haunting millions of Americans as a great shroud enveloped the land, late-breaking reports confirmed Monday that the darkness had returned. Bystanders f...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14h

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Over the River Into the ‘Hood

Over the River Into the ’Hood

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Rykie Belles (she/her) @withaykie.bsky.social · 18h

Me when I finally listened to Hadestown.

Rykie Belles (she/her) @withaykie.bsky.social · 20h

Correction: no greater joy *except* when you then "smooth" (smoosh) the lumpy blanket (giggling child).

Rykie Belles (she/her) @withaykie.bsky.social · 20h

There is no greater joy than loudly pretending you cannot find the giggling child who is hiding under a blanket right next to you.

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Rykie Belles (she/her) @withaykie.bsky.social · 1d

No no, you made the funnier choice.

Rykie Belles (she/her) @withaykie.bsky.social · 2d

Chris is napping with his head in my lap. Corey is curled up in his arms. Joosh is draped over the back of the couch behind me. I am content.

Rykie Belles (she/her) @withaykie.bsky.social · 3d

What of, instead of going to work, I keep napping until it's time to hand out candy? No? Not an option? Boo.

Rykie Belles (she/her) @withaykie.bsky.social · 3d

*laughs in theatre degree*

I have always worked in haunted buildings, and currently? I work at a puppet theatre in an old school building. There is backstage equipment that must have salt on all four corners, or it won't function correctly.

Georgina Kiersten @ingloriousgigi.bsky.social · 3d

Would you work at a place that is haunted if they were paying you $100k a year?

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Michael Bazaconomicon 💀 🎃 👻 @mcbazacophd.bsky.social · 3d

I love kids. I have two of them. They’re amazing. However, kids are the absolute least self aware, clumsiest little puffins on the planet.

Please don’t drive tonight unless you have to, and if you do drive, drive super slow and pay 100% attention at all times.

Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻 💀

#PublicHealth

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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 3d

This is why I get pissed off when I see people dismissing the importance of the ACA. This is how things were before it. You either had coverage through work, or you paid literal thousands a month

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NerdyKeppie @nerdykeppie.bsky.social · 3d

Every year, all of the safety tips we see are aimed at trick-or-treaters behaving more safely around cars, and none of them seem to focus on how drivers should behave.

What if we changed that messaging just a little?

#halloween #halloween🎃 #halloweenparty #halloween2025

Halloween Safety Tips:

• Watch out for kids when driving.

• Slow down! Nowhere you have to be is more important than someone's life.

• Observe all signs and signals. Come to a full stop at stop signs & red lights.

• Don't make it the responsibility of children to avoid your multi-ton vehicle.

Halloween is the single most dangerous day of the year for children pedestrians. You can help change that.

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Jess Pendley, Werewolf Wrassler 💪🐺 @jesspendley.com · 5d

I need every beginner artist out there who thinks their work isn’t good enough to know that in this AI-poisoned environment seeing your raw, human art gives me fucking life.

Any imperfection born from a living soul infinitely trumps whatever “polished” slop they’re trying to force feed us.

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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 4d

TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW DO YOU HAVE MEDICINE YOU NEED TO TAKE?

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Rykie Belles (she/her) @withaykie.bsky.social · 4d

Are these services available for when I go back to morning shifts in November? 😅

Rykie Belles (she/her) @withaykie.bsky.social · 5d

No, YOUR comfort movies are objectively terrible.

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Rykie Belles (she/her) @withaykie.bsky.social · 6d

Something something broken clock...

Rykie Belles (she/her) @withaykie.bsky.social · 6d

*extremely Professor Diggory voice* Media literacy! Why don't they teach media literacy in these schools??

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · Jun 19

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · Jun 19

When a chatbot gets something wrong, it’s not because it made an error. It’s because on that roll of the dice, it happened to string together a group of words that, when read by a human, represents something false. But it was working entirely as designed. It was supposed to make a sentence & it did.

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Rykie Belles (she/her) @withaykie.bsky.social · 7d

Spoopy Season update:

I've come a long way in my horror movie aversion AND my arachnophobia, but not far enough to watch ARACHNOPHOBIA.

Rykie Belles (she/her) @withaykie.bsky.social · 7d

Really annoyed I didn't think of this before my niece's bat mitzvah, because she would have gotten a huge kick out of it.

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Rykie Belles (she/her) @withaykie.bsky.social · 8d

Agreed, though I think you mean "give it to me MEOW".