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WhimsickleSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 6m

I have questions for those 10 people.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2h

As you can clearly see your honor they’ve combined peanut butter and jelly into a sandwich, an idea we came up with in 1998

CBS News @cbsnews.com · 2h

The J.M. Smucker Company, the brand that makes peanut butter and jelly spreads, is suing Trader Joe's over what it says is a copycat version of its Uncrustables sandwiches.

Smucker's sues Trader Joe's over product its says mimics Uncrustables

The lawsuit accuses Trader Joe's of selling a product that closely mimics the company's Uncrustables both in its packaging and sandwich design.

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WhimsickleSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 4h

Scientists reveal that you're never more than 6 feet away from a Borderlands sale.

WhimsickleSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 5h

Classic Rock is music which exists between 1964 and 1989. Regardless of how much time passes between then and now, that is classic rock. In the year 21,866, when humanity is long extinct, that will still be classic rock, everything after 2000 is modern rock, and everything in the 90's is grunge.

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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 15h

wrote about how Dr. Phil pivoted to wholesale MAGA punditry after leaving daytime TV to start his own company—and why his Trump friendship and ICE ride-alongs couldn't save his new venture from the bankruptcy proceedings that now have him tied up in court slate.com/business/202...

He Used to Dominate Daytime TV. Now He’s Sucking Up to Trump—and His Media Empire Is Collapsing.

When Dr. Phil signed off his talk show in 2023, he pivoted to MAGA politics. It’s not working so well for him.

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WhimsickleSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 7h

I'm certainly not one of those cranks who thinks this kind of think couldn't help because it does blunt the right's fearmongering but I am a little concerned that the original point will become lost once it's just another meme.

50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 1d

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 13h

this explains a lot

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 14h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

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WhimsickleSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 7h

My mother has 2 types of cancer and wears oxygen all the time and barely gets around and is just generally miserable and getting worse by the day and whenever I see her like that I just get really annoyed at her bullshit so the lesson here is don't neglect your children because they'll remember it.

WhimsickleSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 8h

Shouting "BE A BETTER CAT" at this little asshole, with limited results.

WhimsickleSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 8h

Montage of 38 year olds painfully getting up from their easy chairs they finally broke down and purchased, dusting off their Discmans (with Electronic Skip Protection), and coming out of retirement to save democracy, provided they don't have to bend down too much.

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ceej @ceej.online · 8h

I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer

ceej @ceej.online · Apr 28

that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic

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WhimsickleSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 8h

Right he couldn't be funny if he tried to be, he's just naturally the most ridiculous human being to ever exist in this or any other universe.

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WhimsickleSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 8h

It's not even because I think Dems are good people who surely would never tolerate Nazis, it's more that if you believe they're on the same side, you have to also believe they're the smartest, most diabolical party in the history of politics and I just refuse to give them that kind of credit.

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WhimsickleSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 8h

Pelosi sucks but anyone who says "the Democrats are exactly like Republicans and they all love Nazis" is not a serious commentator on politics or likely anything else. So many better, frankly more infuriating things to be mad at Dems for, you don't need to make up new ones.

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WhimsickleSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 8h

a man with curly hair and a beard is in a wrestling ring with a make a git.com button below him

ALT: a man with curly hair and a beard is in a wrestling ring with a make a git.com button below him

media.tenor.com

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Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful @seanrosssapp.bsky.social · 8h

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 9h

fact: funniest man who’ll ever be president

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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WhimsickleSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 9h

It's been said before but as evil and moronic as this man is, and as much as he deserves all the worst fates and more and I hope he gets them, he's just the funniest fucking guy who ever lived.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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WhimsickleSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 9h

OH MY GOD JUST JERK OFF YOU DUMB ASSHOLES YOU KNOW HOW TO JERK OFF RIGHT JUST SHOVE YOUR HAND DOWN YOUR PANTS AND FIDDLE AROUND DOWN THERE IMAGINE AN INFANTILIZED ANIME GIRL IF YOU HAVE TO JUST STOP BURNING UP ALL OF EARTH'S WATER JUST TO WANK IT USED TO BE FREE THE ONE TRULY FREE THING IN LIFE FUCK

The Verge @theverge.com · 12h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

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Jody Avirgan @jodyavirgan.com · 10h

Kind of amazing that the photo Politico used of one of these folks -- the one who made a joke about gas chambers -- is from an event that Politico sponsored last summer.

Peter Giunta participates in a CNN-POLITICO Grill discussion at the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee, July 16, 2024. | Rod Lamkey Jr. for POLITICO

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WrestleDee @wrestledee.bsky.social · 2d

TONYWARE 3.0 | AEW x WarioWare

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WhimsickleSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 10h

You know my mom, expert of the CBS daytime lineup, recently pointed out to me that his show no longer comes on after Let's Make a Deal and I told her that maybe his empire was collapsing due to aligning himself with Nazis.

Glad to see that in fact might be in the cards, regardless of exact numbers.

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WhimsickleSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 10h

"The tenuous ceasefire in the Israel-Hamas war was holding Tuesday even though Israel broke the ceasefire."

Israel is seriously the Donald Trump of countries, as far as media coverage is concerned. An entire, rogue nation of Extra Specialest Boys.

PBS News @pbsnews.org · 12h

The tenuous ceasefire in the Israel-Hamas war was holding Tuesday even as the return of deceased hostages from Gaza progressed more slowly than Israelis had hoped and health officials in the devastated territory said the Israeli military fatally shot three Palestinians. https://to.pbs.org/4qbxJGS

As fragile Gaza ceasefire holds, Israelis lament incomplete return of dead hostages

While Israeli officials understood there could be some delay in the recovery effort, the families of hostages and their supporters expressed dismay that only four of the 28 bodies were returned on Mon...

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10h

JUST GONNA ASSUME IM NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO BE SHOCKED

www.cnbc.com/2025/10/14/t...

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There's a shocking disparity between how high income and low income earners feel about the economy

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10h

Israel Warns Gaza Still Harboring Hundreds Of Doctors https://theonion.com/israel-warns-gaza-still-harboring-hundreds-of-doctors-1850964439/

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