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Sophia Jetta

@werkoderko.bsky.social

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Leitung des Instituts für Angelegenheiten. Director general at the Institute for Matters. Expect snark, smut, inappropriate humour, shitposts as well as food, cats and thoroughly unedifying grousing.

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · Dec 1

As promised, a thread on (Bavarian) German christmas bakery. 'Tis the season, after all. One of the oldest examples popular in southern Germany and Austria is the Kletzenbrot. Kletzen are dried pears and the rural population would add the dried pears to their bread during advent. Any sweetness 🍜

A cut Kletzenbrot with the dried fruits and nuts visible.

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 5m

What? Was I being too nice?

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 17m

Yay!! Have you done it before?

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 24m

Very much so

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 31m

He's very unwell? Or maybe it's just because he's a cunt

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 34m

"Go on, human, pick them up and put them in the basket again!!"

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 35m

Can we see a statement from you on the scathing Council of Europe commissioner for Human Rights letter about the rollback of trans rights and the right to protest?
Didn't take you half as long to churn out that shoddy piece of interim guidance after the SC ruling, after all, so a little reply...

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 43m

For all I hear he's quite the dandy, he will certainly remark upon it most favourably

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 1h

Sth to deserve it and to serve as a warning to others who might also think of engaging in the same heinous behaviour

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 1h

Shall I hold him while you punch him in the nuts?

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 1h

Go for it! It's really a wonderful sport, esp if you have no ambitions beyond not falling off too often and enjoying hacking out. The competitive side I never found attractive, tbh. like the British idea of fox-hunting...

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 2h

Hope nothing vital breaks off from the freeze 😄

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 3h

😂 But who knows, you might be a keen equestrian, hacking out on a horse is a great joy

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 3h

Lemme guess, they've never seen the inside of a stable 😉

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 3h

You can practically hear the sniggers and guffaws of the year 7 kids

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 3h

Got a large zucchini I need to use up so thought I'd make Kolokythokeftedes. Do you have a good recipe, @etienned.bsky.social?

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 3h

Defo would have

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 3h

That teacher didn't exactly make a good case against that

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 4h

Yeah, makes you wonder wether the teacher ever had a look at it

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 4h

Fuck me, I'd have a word with both the teacher and the head

Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 4h

"Chat, make me an infographic about global water usage but importantly make it slightly simpliced."

"Already way ahead of you."

Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 7h

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 4h

What a story!

Coates is Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 7h

It’s the 111th anniversary today of the birth of Harry Rée, who was a teacher and conscientious objector when the Second World War broke out, and by the time it ended, when he was 31, had invented ‘blackmail sabotage’ and got a DSO, an OBE, a Croix de Guerre, and a Medaille de la Resistance

b/w photo of a man in socks and sandals, jacket, short and jumper, in front of a wall with a bike leaning on it, and with a pipe in his mouth. If you wanted one image to sum up the word ‘nonchalant’, this would be it

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 4h

Would a chain mail apron work too?

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 4h

Oooh!

Whose riding wellies are those?

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 4h

OMG! You look amazing!! Did you make the dress and wig yourself?

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 4h

Why, Miss Clutterbuck! This bonnet is most fetching on you!

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 4h

a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod

ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod

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