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Jasmíne 🇬🇧🇵🇭

@vixengeekjass.bsky.social

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Just 22 and already retired, oh, and a B.A. graduate in Economics, class of 2023, a wild tyga full of hustle, a traveler, diving into new passions and where the wild things are. Instagram: @vixengeekjass ✨

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Jasmíne 🇬🇧🇵🇭 @vixengeekjass.bsky.social · Sep 7

Matamis na seresa, chocolate chips and mani, a black sigarilyo, and hazelnut coffee—this would fix me.

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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · Sep 7

That feeling when you’re really enjoying a book and you are compelled to keep reading, but you also want to save some for later.

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Jasmíne 🇬🇧🇵🇭 @vixengeekjass.bsky.social · Sep 7

65 degrees, cloudy, and a sprinkle of rain on the horizon. It’s Saturday, I should be happy, but what’s the UK coming to, summer vibes or just another day of classic British gloom.

Jasmíne 🇬🇧🇵🇭 @vixengeekjass.bsky.social · Sep 7

I can’t help but wonder...what would I look like if I were full Filipino, without the splash of Blackish magic.

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Jonjust @jonjust.bsky.social · Sep 7

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Jasmíne 🇬🇧🇵🇭 @vixengeekjass.bsky.social · Sep 7

I dreamed of planting a kiss on every cat's adorable button nose, only to exhale as if my heart had melted and surrendered to pure bliss.

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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · Sep 6

We only get one life, so make sure to look at your phone as much as possible, because you probably won’t be able to look at your phone after you die

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candy girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · Sep 7

siri activate death consciousness

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · Sep 6

I’m taking everything for granted. It’s fun

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olive consumer's ambulatory skeleton @machete.gay · Sep 7

I think if you've never had an enemy you would kill with your own hands, you're missing out.

We should all experience the Romance of a nemesis.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · Sep 7

how much coffee do i need to drink before i’m able to levitate

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Jasmíne 🇬🇧🇵🇭 @vixengeekjass.bsky.social · Sep 7

They should give it to me, or just go ahead and send me off this planet, whichever is faster at this point!

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · Sep 7

they should give me the death note book. i could be trusted with it

Jasmíne 🇬🇧🇵🇭 @vixengeekjass.bsky.social · Sep 7

I'm in no mood to decode the cryptic signals the universe is sending me right now...

Jasmíne 🇬🇧🇵🇭 @vixengeekjass.bsky.social · Sep 7

Sounds about right—balance is key. A salad basically opens the door to an all-you-can-eat cookie buffet, right? 👍🏼💯

Jasmíne 🇬🇧🇵🇭 @vixengeekjass.bsky.social · Sep 7

I’m stuck in this townhome with everything to be grateful for, yet somehow, I can’t even muster the gratitude just for waking up to it. It’s like I’m living in my own personal hell, surrounded by blessings I can’t seem to appreciate.

Jasmíne 🇬🇧🇵🇭 @vixengeekjass.bsky.social · Sep 7

Depends, are we talking 'just got a paycheck' happy or 'avoiding an existential crisis' happy? Cause, you know, there’s levels to this.

Jasmíne 🇬🇧🇵🇭 @vixengeekjass.bsky.social · Sep 7

Meanwhile, I’m just over here questioning my own life choices, but nothing as wild as imaginary sibling proposals

Jasmíne 🇬🇧🇵🇭 @vixengeekjass.bsky.social · Sep 7

Right now, I need a blunt like I need air, before I snap and give someone a free attitude adjustment.

Jasmíne 🇬🇧🇵🇭 @vixengeekjass.bsky.social · Sep 7

But then on the other hand, I realize most of you probably need a manual to understand sarcasm, so I just smile and say, "It’s fine."

Jasmíne 🇬🇧🇵🇭 @vixengeekjass.bsky.social · Sep 7

Sometimes, when someone asks, "how's your day?" I really wanna say, "How’s my day? Well, it was fine until I had to waste a few seconds answering that pointless question. But hey, now you’ve made it worse, congrats!