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Monkey One
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Livin’ the farce, baby!
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No, white conservative guy who suspiciously retired young to live in Thailand, it’s not OK for you to use slurs, even if you REALLY want to.
I will accept Graham Platner’s apology for the tattoo if he removes it himself with a cheese grater on video.
The year is 2032. The Democratic nominee for president is Richard Spencer. He’s running against the GOP nominee, an AI simulacrum of Donald Trump. Noah Smith and Matt Yglesias are criticizing him for being too woke because he only has two Nazi tattoos.
The Nazi tattoo could probably win him the Republican primary though if he still wants to run for the senate. It’s not over for Graham “The Troop” Platner.
Guys, it’s ok. It’s not a Nazi tattoo. It’s just a tattoo from a band that uses Nazi imagery and was probably named after a Nazi massacre.
It’s a Death in June tattoo.

And even still, so what? He could have a lostprophets tattoo for all I care as long as he votes the right way.
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okay I really didnt want to have to do this, but im down to 12 days to figure this out.

we are moving back to Minnesota by the end of October, and we need help.

If you can donate, that would be amazing, but equally amazing would be sharing this for me.

thank you all so much
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Actually, it’s all anti-China, anti-Mamdani, Zionism, or some combination of these. Very obvious play. Should have been a little more subtle.
Twitter is pushing tons of anti-Mamdani tweets into everyone’s feeds and they still mostly have under 1,000 likes lmao
The whole term “right wing” comes from the French Revolution where the monarchists and supporters of the aristocracy sat on the right side of the General Assembly. They’ve been like this for more than two centuries.
The thing is that conservatives DO love having a king. That was like a whole bit in Sideshow Bob Roberts
No they aren’t. This is an ad.
“Prompt parties,” gatherings of women over cheese and wine to chat about how ChatGPT can help them, are emerging as the next-generation of Tupperware party in San Francisco.
Wine, Cheese and ChatGPT: Ladies’ Night in San Francisco
www.nytimes.com
Twitter is pushing tons of anti-Mamdani tweets into everyone’s feeds and they still mostly have under 1,000 likes lmao
Also, obviously, these same people will bring out the calipers if you are too far left.
People like this never think about the people who will simply walk out of the tent rather than share it with abominable people. That’s the mistake they made in 2024, and by god, they’re gonna keep on making it.
Folks demanding political / ideological purity fail to see that this is no longer a movement belonging to the left / liberals. This is an opposition against fascism. By definition it must be big tent. Failure to grasp this: see divided oppositions in Eastern Europe as your failed examples.
Yes, everyone remembers Jesus teaching us to hate our neighbors and oppress our women. Like the story where he made that lady at the well make him a sandwich.
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
Hey, hypothetically, how would you sell a country’s crown jewels if you happened to have some? DMs are open.
Obama literally ran on ending our foreign military entanglements and creating universal healthcare. He failed, but that’s still more progressive than her policies.
Gonna be straight with you, man. I don’t think seeing thousands of people become more radically left-wing is really owning the commies as much as you think it is.
every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"
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this was the only way they could save the theater
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
Thankful that my dad has heard me rail against AI enough to realize nothing on Facebook is real anymore.
I have some notes, Kara, but I can’t post them legally.
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Day two as the only non-Oompa Loompa working at the chocolate factory: one of the guys from shipping started making fun of my bologna sandwich and pretty soon they were all forming a pyramid and singing about it
“But the open racism” just wasn’t quite so open and mainly shared in person when they thought you were OK to say those things to because you were white too.
It’s so bizarre how on-the-nose real life metaphors just happen like this when Trump is in office. Remember he started off his term with multiple plane crashes after decades of safety. It’s like the universe is throwing things at us and booing.
An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
www.nytimes.com