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Mr. Jones

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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · Jul 16

i hate the lighting in here

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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 17m

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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 16m

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 8h

the crippling anxiety and panic attacks are so easily manageable but the lack of sleep will either kill me or slowly drive me insane

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 8h

every one thing has killed me

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 8h

the pumpkin spice gourds

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 9h

the pumpkin spice girls: thread

The Spice Girls wearing reds, green and darker fall colors.

Pumpkins that match the same aesthetic as The Spice Girls.

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 8h

MelatoninTylenolPM take me away

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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 10h

happy birthday to this little guy!! 3 years ago is fishtopher's intake/rescue date

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sits and looks out above the camera. He looks happy and his eyes have a bit of a sparkle in them.

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 10h

MAGA: there wasn’t even a mishap with the artillery over I-5 you lying libtard

Marines: halted exercise after firing 6 155 mm rounds because one prematurely detonated over the highway

MAGA: DIDN’T HAPPEN NERDS

Marines: we’ve opened an investigation and believe a fuze failed

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

Riker tooting on that boner

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 9h

pork

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 10h

everyone needs better drinking water

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 10h

The bong smoke really does create beautiful Portland sunsets.

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 10h

they only got attention growing up when they did something wrong

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 10h

(watching High Potential)
I bet Kaitlin Olson would actually date a janitor.

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🏳️‍🌈David Lytle🏳️‍🌈 @davitydave.bsky.social · 12h

Perfect headline.

The People Do Not Want to Look at Jared Leto

Tron: Ares is reportedly set to lose Disney more than $132 million.

www.vulture.com

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 21h

*whispers* I’d love to rob a national art gallery

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 11h

if Kaitlin Olson's skirt were any shorter this TV show would have to be on HBO

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 11h

The Mayo Clinic sounds delicious.

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 11h

That old Wendy's lady but screaming about WHERES THE CONTROL GROUP! Instead of beef

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 11h

Ahem, THERE ARE TOO MANY VARIABLES!!!!

This has been my TedTalks

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Elliot @1t2ls.bsky.social · 11h

my antifa pin came

Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 13h

It's three thousand o'clock

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Ugh ... 9th Circuit rules that National Guard can deploy to Portland

9th Circuit rules that National Guard can deploy to Portland

The appeals court overturned the ruling of a lower court judge in Oregon, clearing the way for President Trump to deploy the National Guard to Portland.

go.stonking.com

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feral streep @seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social · 15h

you don’t want fuck Ghostface.
you just want a man who calls you all the time and asks about your favorite movies