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Vampire Cadet

@vampirecadet.bsky.social

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Burlesque performer, cosplay model, gamer and 3D printing nerd. https://linktr.ee/Vampirecadet

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 17d

Barely had time to clappeth m’lady’s cheeks before her husband returned home. *sad vampire noises*
Highwayvamp shoot dropping on my burlesque page soon!! 🦇

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 40m

a woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a cup .

ALT: a woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a cup .

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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 1h

Why doesn't she just use a slipper or the back of her hand LIKE IN MY DAY

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 1h

I’d forgotten how much good telly I’d given you over the last year or so 😂 YOU’RE WELCOME

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 8h

(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 3h

Yeeeah, if Elon Musk could just go ahead and leave the UK the fuck alone that would be great. ☕️

Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 2d

Elon Musk is paying Tommy Robinson's legal bills.

The British media and political establishment is still on X and maybe this is the wake up call they need.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Tommy Robinson says Elon Musk is paying his legal costs as trial begins

Far-right activist is accused of refusing to comply with counter-terrorism police request at Channel tunnel

www.theguardian.com

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 13h

I hate it when my breasts withdraw into themselves 😂

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 13h

When I’m rich I’m gonna hire a live in chef that will cook me a whole roast dinner any time of the day or night. I could crush a few roasties and a Yorkshire pudding right now

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 14h

Ha!!! Course we bloody did. 😂 god that was ages ago!! What else did we start?? TRUE BLOOD!!

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 14h

DROWNING IN WOOD 🪵 I’d rather be drowning in 🐈‍⬛ but mustn’t grumble 😂

YES!!! ITS BAAAAACK!! Did I introduce you to that one?

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 14h

LOG DELIVERY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED AND SEASON THREE OF BLUE LIGHTS HAS DROPPED!!!!! Time to get cosy!!! 🪵 📺 ☺️

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 17h

a woman in a blue shirt is drinking from a white cup

ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is drinking from a white cup

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 20h

Yeah the lack of hunger was good to be fair. But I was rubbish at keeping an eye on my feral haha

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 20h

*did it for a while

Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 20h

Omg you took the plunge!? I didn’t for a while but I couldn’t vibe with it for some reason and turned back 😂

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 21h

Ohhhh I thought it all went already. Damnit. 😂 is the Ohio update when Walter Goggins is joining us?

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 21h

Roger that! Will do!! Ooh you got those Halloween camp plans n stuff?? Sweeeet! I heard the Brahmin herding stuff is no more. THANK GOD 😂😂 #brahminsdeadfam