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Vampire Cadet

@vampirecadet.bsky.social

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Burlesque performer, cosplay model, gamer and 3D printing nerd. https://linktr.ee/Vampirecadet

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 17d

Barely had time to clappeth m’lady’s cheeks before her husband returned home. *sad vampire noises*
Highwayvamp shoot dropping on my burlesque page soon!! 🦇

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 6h

I hate it when my breasts withdraw into themselves 😂

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 7h

When I’m rich I’m gonna hire a live in chef that will cook me a whole roast dinner any time of the day or night. I could crush a few roasties and a Yorkshire pudding right now

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 8h

Ha!!! Course we bloody did. 😂 god that was ages ago!! What else did we start?? TRUE BLOOD!!

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 8h

DROWNING IN WOOD 🪵 I’d rather be drowning in 🐈‍⬛ but mustn’t grumble 😂

YES!!! ITS BAAAAACK!! Did I introduce you to that one?

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 8h

LOG DELIVERY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED AND SEASON THREE OF BLUE LIGHTS HAS DROPPED!!!!! Time to get cosy!!! 🪵 📺 ☺️

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 11h

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 14h

Yeah the lack of hunger was good to be fair. But I was rubbish at keeping an eye on my feral haha

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 14h

*did it for a while

Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 14h

Omg you took the plunge!? I didn’t for a while but I couldn’t vibe with it for some reason and turned back 😂

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 15h

Ohhhh I thought it all went already. Damnit. 😂 is the Ohio update when Walter Goggins is joining us?

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 15h

Roger that! Will do!! Ooh you got those Halloween camp plans n stuff?? Sweeeet! I heard the Brahmin herding stuff is no more. THANK GOD 😂😂 #brahminsdeadfam

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 15h

I’m having an early finish today - might be in the wasteland later if ya wanna go shoot some fuckers on this glorious Wednesday 😂☢️🧟‍♂️

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 16h

Half way through the week everyone. Let’s gooooo!!! Have an awesome day and don’t let the bastards grind you down 🥰

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 16h

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 19h

Is it weird that I don’t even care about this alleged “collapse of society”? I’m just like “oh… that’ll be something different!” 😂

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 20h

Easy to prep for something they’ve been actively working toward.

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 1d

Of course he fucking isn’t 🙄

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 1d

One of those giant Bruce Bogtrotter chocolate cakes from Matilda would heal me.

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 1d

The fact I’m thinking of staying at work an extra couple hours because it warmer than my house is absolutely fucking diabolical. 😂

Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 1d

Morning.

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 1d

Think I’m gonna have to move to Clacton so I never have to see this dickhead ever again.

Amber @amberrajen.bsky.social · 1d

Brexit 'bad boys' Nigel Farage and Arron Banks investigated for Russia links during EU referendum.

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

What do the 'bad boys' of Brexit have to do with Russia and Trump?

"Hysterical accusations" being thrown around, says Farage

www.independent.co.uk

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t worry, I’ll talk to you/at you 🍷 😂

Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 2d

Which character are you most like from Peacemaker? I’ll go first.

This guy. Because he just shows up, now and again, freaks people out, disappears and doesn’t really fit in anywhere. 👍🏼

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 2d

😂😂😂 ffs

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Vampire Cadet @vampirecadet.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t have much to flex about in this life but top 9% without even getting my growler out is something I want included in my eulogy when the time comes.

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