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Lee Harveryscary

@valleyguitarist.bsky.social

3.3K followers 1.7K following 25K posts

Unfortunately, this is what I'm actually like. I'm almost certainly joking. Use alt text. Don't use AI. Pirating didn't kill music, but Spotify will. Musics: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgvnpYq0hBJhzmiRUvDzobw https://www.soundclick.com/leeharvey

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · Jun 12

Got promoted to head crab. Well, it was more of a sideways move.

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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 3h

Finally someone said it

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 32m

Ren and Stimpy has two blusey rockabilly bangers at either end

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 35m

Shush.

You're at least a Luigi.

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 39m

I hear you're a plumber now Debra

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 41m

Might get a medal if things go well

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 42m

I've been using my arms all day, and boy are my arms tired!

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 47m

Let's remember that she's dead! Wahey! And so reviled the location of her grave is a secret! Because of all the piss! Yay! 🎉🎉🎉

Sky News @news.sky.com · 7h

Thatcher at 100: Lavish celebrations to remember the Iron Lady's life, leadership and legacy

Kemi Badenoch is expected to mark the 100th anniversary of Margaret Thatcher's birth after paying a series of glowing tributes to her at the Conservative Party conference.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 2h

Ok, it's Monday. LFG!

A wobbly VHS screenshot of a tennis match. Caption reads:
Next: An Upsetting Day.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 3h

Makes sense, tis the season

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 3h

If anyone knows why I'm awake two hours before my alarm, I'd be grateful for an explanation.

But if you say it's because I went to bed at half seven yesterday, I will not be responsible for my actions.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 14h

No. Might need a pie too. You know, just in case

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 14h

Maybe a little blob of gravy

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 14h

I call bullshit.

I don't think it'll ever be more popular than bingo though.

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 14h

Ooh! Yes please!

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 14h

Just a sausage

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16h

The "you wouldn't download a car" screen but it reads "you wouldn't scrape all the art ever made and use it to create an Anime titty generator"

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 14h

It was all on YouTube, but YouTube is virtually unusable now

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 14h

I was deeply unwell when I watched it last, so me too probably.

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 2d

Not enough people hate me. Going to form a ska band.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 14h

I don't mean to brag, but my CV is an entire diagnostic criteria in the DSM

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 14h

Wow, that's very cool. Mr Show is so good.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 15h

Anyone got his number?

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 15h

What happens if Kirby gives you head?

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 15h

The context is you've seen something you don't understand on social media.

Choice one is to scroll past and think, well, that's not for me.

Choice two is what you've done here, which is better a loud, rude, angry baby because you don't understand something.

I suggest you grow up.

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