Tyler Dårlig Ulv
@tylerthebadwolf.com
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Professional Boyfriend, enthusiast, writer; an eternally aspiring optimist. Chief Operating Masturbator: @bateworld.com He/Him/Bro tylerthebadwolf.ch tylerthebadwolf.com https://bio.site/tylerthebadwolf
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Me anytime someone in politics says they're for "decriminalization" without specificity
I am not picking up what you are putting down. I am looking at it with suspicion and nudging it with my foot.
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*hey Siri, set a reminder to reskeet this every 30 minutes until AI is over*
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If, at this stage, you’re still “just experimenting” with generative ai and LLMs, no you’re not.
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Wait. Are we not… all always doing this? 😳

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Day 14: Public. “Every time you have to piss you have to pull your pants all the way down”
Simple, easy, and exhilarating. #KinkTober
Mantra: Today i bare myself for Him.
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But don't let that stop you from trying!

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You could goatsie yourself on Twitter and most of your friends wouldn't see it
My X account has >100k more followers than my Bluesky account so it's striking that the post below garnered 15 replies on X & more than 5,000 replies here!

On Threads, 43 people follow my account and 5 replied.
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I like this ICE reporting acronym much better than prior ones: “CLEAR.”
C - count
L - location
E - equipment, incl clothing
A - activity
R - report time
Graphic from Oregon Worker Relief and Oregon For All:

Reporting ICE activity?
Be CLEAR!

Count: "3 officers, 1 van"
Location: "SE 2nd & Morrison, Portland"
Equipment: "Blue uniforms that say ICE, white van unmarked*
Activity: "Officers are checking IDs"
Report time: "245pm, Feb 2"

Share facts, not fear.
Me anytime someone in politics says they're for "decriminalization" without specificity
I am not picking up what you are putting down. I am looking at it with suspicion and nudging it with my foot.
But don't let that stop you from trying!

(з๏ε)
Twitter caps most tweet views at 2k-5k

You could goatsie yourself on Twitter and most of your friends wouldn't see it
My X account has >100k more followers than my Bluesky account so it's striking that the post below garnered 15 replies on X & more than 5,000 replies here!

On Threads, 43 people follow my account and 5 replied.
The volume of it is new-ish. But you’re spot on that it is today always what it’s been.
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They sat there, feeling happy together.
bro they're so big they're casting shadows. They're not playing 'shy' convincingly 😳
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Your location reveals a lot about you, including where you live, work, volunteer, and hang out. Don’t let ad companies hoover up all that information. #OptOutOctober www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
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I love when horny artists be like: the butthole is wherever I *say* it is!

Yeah! Fuck you, anatomy 😂
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@bateworld.com we need “yo, it’s my ween” merch for Halloween, stat 🫨
Yo, it’s my ween 😜
Does blue look good on me?🤔🤔

#nsfw #nsfwsky #nsfwbsky #nsfwbluesky #skynsfw #blueskynsfw #nsfwtwt #nsfwb #amateur #amateurnsfw #solo #18+ #+18 #adult #horny #blue #garden
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Does the cutlery float up separately? 🤨
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David said in Psalm 68, “Praise the your dick. Each day, it carries you.” You may face situations that seem too much, but your dick is saying, “Don’t worry; I will carry you.”
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Sex scenes are almost never "gratuitous" or "unnecessary." You learn things about characters and relationships during sex that you can't really learn any other way, such as whether they're into fisting.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
If, at this stage, you’re still “just experimenting” with generative ai and LLMs, no you’re not.
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Why don't you know what "explicit sex" looks like, @moderation.bsky.app? Why do you think it's this? Is this what AI delivers us? Everything is sex? The existence of buttocks is explicit sex? Everything is unacceptable because the robots doing the grading don't have buttocks?

Clown shit fr
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Ok — squirt is not pee. But is it brat?
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Olympia Weekend is so cool 😎
technically they are in the same weight class 👀
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Woke up with a cold and an endless erection. Wtf is my body doing.
Maybe there's an alanis still for every emotion. That would not be ironic.
Please join my new encrypted escort messaging service
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